Wow.
Just fucking wow.
That match I had...with my friend mango...oh my god. That was the single most fun I've had with a console online game ever.
When I entered the lobby, the other team all knew each other all partied up. All rank 20, rank 16. I was just rank eight, me and my buddy Mango. And the rest of our team was rank 2, blah blah. But they were talking so much shit about us! "Oh we are going to pwn these noobs." I just sat there silently, PLOTTING.
It was so intense, every time I pilfered the treasure I had a hundred bullets whizzing past my head. They were working as a team, flanking the rooftops and picking us off as we run, then scooping up the treasure. Our team - which was barely a team, only me and Mango communicated - utilized the bullrush strategy. Take the goddamn treasure and toss that shit across the fucking map. We'd play relay where I'd toss it, he'd gauge where it would land and would pick it right back up, and vice versa. It was the most intense multiplayer experience of my console life. My palms were fucking sweating, like I was on my first date or some shit. In one case, I was so close to the treasure chest but a guy was on my ass, so I dropped it and we dual punched each other to death. And then in another case, I was running the treasure down and right before I tossed it to Mango I got run over by a fucking tank. A TANK. It surprised me! Flourishes like this and the helicopter just keep making me shit my pants, unbelievable polish.
In the end, I personally scored the gold 4 out of the 5 times needed to win. And my friend Mango got the other point. It was 2 to 5, I believe, and you can bet your ass I gloated after the shit talking they did.
If the multiplayer consisted only of the demo contents and like three more maps, I would pay full price for it. I am BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY.