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[jakefromstatefarm]

I read a great deal of theories today due the countdown hype. The Lannister twins actually being Targs is really interesting and seemingly possible.

This is based off of Aerys raping Joanna on her and Tywin's wedding night right? I always wanted that part explored more.

There are worse ways to go? Shiieet.

Well, Brandon and Rickard for starters.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yeah Hornwood was brutal.

Also reading about Elia and her children makes me cringe too.

 

[FootballFan]

This is based off of Aerys raping Joanna on her and Tywin's wedding night right? I always wanted that part explored more.



Well, Brandon and Rickard for starters.

That was pretty brutal. Would love to see the contraption Aerys used.

Yeah Hornwood was brutal.

Also reading about Elia and her children makes me cringe too.

This

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

There are worse ways to go? Shiieet.

Here is where I would insert a disgusting gif from the walking dead season finale but I wont for spoiler reasons. lol.

 

[Herr K]

Gregor's was also pretty fucking bad.

 

[FootballFan]

Here is where I would insert a disgusting gif from the walking dead season finale but I wont for spoiler reasons. lol.

Spoil me...I gave up on that show after season 1.
Might give it another try in the distant future.

Feel free to link me to said gif.

Gregor's was also pretty fucking bad.

Well, he truly deserved it.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Didn't Gregor smash Oberyn's head in with only his fist? Yuck.

 

[Herr K]

Didn't Gregor smash Oberyn's head in with only his fist? Yuck.

Yeah, but that was pretty quick, just like Ned's death.

 

[Razzer]

Then you have all the people who died of that disease in the camps near mereen.

 

[FootballFan]

Edd fetch me a block...what a way to go.

 

[Speevy]

I'm still left questioning Gregor Clegane's drawn out death because

A) It's late in the season.

B) Television viewers don't understand people dying of poison over several episodes.

Nothing's wrong with the death except the audience.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Spoil me...I gave up on that show after season 1.
Might give it another try in the distant future.

Feel free to link me to said gif.

Well, he truly deserved it.

here you go (walking dead finale gif, don't click if you care!) http://25.media.tumblr.com/c40d5a23285cf8b6600fb2326a1d64c2/tumblr_n3a9m39G1r1rq5liro4_250.gif + http://25.media.tumblr.com/48addb3e1177657ecb5f3a58ad358ae0/tumblr_n3a9m39G1r1rq5liro3_250.gif

 

[Speevy]

Oh, and I wonder who will entertain at Joffrey's show wedding.

 

[FootballFan]

here you go (walking dead finale gif, don't click if you care!) http://25.media.tumblr.com/c40d5a23285cf8b6600fb2326a1d64c2/tumblr_n3a9m39G1r1rq5liro4_250.gif

That was pretty awesome. Reminds me of Last of Us spoiler:

Spoiler

"Joel or Ellie death sequence when zombie/infected get you"

 

[Speevy]

You know that reminds me of the Captain America Winter Soldier spoiler when

Spoiler

STOP DOING THAT

 

[todd360]

This is based off of Aerys raping Joanna on her and Tywin's wedding night right? I always wanted that part explored.

Yea that's pretty much it.

 

[bodyofanamerican]

Someone on the ASOIAF subreddit is planning probably the cruelest April Fools joke I've ever seen on one of their teachers. Yikes.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Cruelest April Fool's joke? Cruelest April Fool's joke.

Oh, how I'd love to be in the room for the reaction tho.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ramsay Snow has a Reddit account?

 

[jakefromstatefarm]

Yea that's pretty much it.

It also fits with Tyrion being Tywin's real son. That, along with Roose being an ancient vampire who wears the skin of his offspring, is my favorite tinfoil hat fan theory, and I pretty much consider them both canon.

 

[Loke13]

Lady Hornwood?

I just read about this part in book 2 holy fuck. That is a sad way to go.

 

[Supermanisdead]

what happened to lady hornwood?

viserys death was pretty bad too.

 

[You Know Nothing]

what happened to lady hornwood?

She was forced to marry Ramsay, then he locked her in a room and she ate her fingers.

 

[Loke13]

Ooops I was wrong.

 

[King Allant]

what happened to lady hornwood?

she was kidnapped by Ramsay and force into a married with him. Then he threw her in tower and left her there and without any food she chewed off her finger for food.

 

[CoolOff]

New clip on The Daily Show last night with Sansa describing what happened to Robb and Catelyn.

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/cn9dp3/peter-dinklage

 

[RedShift]

Ramsay Snow has a Reddit account?

u wot m8

 

[Frost_Ace]

u wot m8

:lol

 

[Drazgul]

Ramsay didn't actually peel his face, did he? I'm sure I'd remember that.

 

[Cornballer]

- Via Warming Glow, Dinklage on The Daily Show last night talking spoilers and The Red Wedding reaction vids

 

[CoolOff]

Lannista's Paradise

:lol

Not as good as Damn it feels good to be a Lannister, but still.

 

[Cornballer]

- Andy Greenwald & Chris Ryan talk Game of Thrones at the beginning of this week's Hollywood Prospectus podcast for Grantland

 

[Steelyuhas]

- Andy Greenwald & Chris Ryan talk Game of Thrones at the beginning of this week's Hollywood Prospectus podcast for Grantland

For those that don't listen, Chris and Andy are going to be doing a live show on Grantland's YouTube channel before and after the premiere this Sunday. 8:30 ET/ 5:30 PT for the preshow and then they'll come back online after the show is over to discuss the episode.

 

[Valhelm]

Those of you who prefer Stannis to Daenerys: why?

 

[Cornballer]

- WiCnet: Kit Harington on Jon’s purpose and becoming a leader

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

I'm actually looking forward to GoT cheering me up after the HIMYM

Spoiler

trainwreck

. What a paradox.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ramsay didn't actually peel his face, did he? I'm sure I'd remember that.

No he didn't. Just his fingers and ties I believe.

 

[bodyofanamerican]

New clip on The Daily Show last night with Sansa describing what happened to Robb and Catelyn.

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/cn9dp3/peter-dinklage

That Dinklage was able to inject humor into that conversation without it feeling forced is impressive.

u wot m8

Bravo!

No he didn't. Just his fingers and ties I believe.

...and that other thing.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Ramsay didn't actually peel his face, did he? I'm sure I'd remember that.

Toes, fingers and teeth also his schlong (implied). Ramsay would remove the flesh from a finger at the middle part and let the top one rot decay for maximum pain and suffering

 

[Herr K]

Toes, fingers and teeth also his schlong (implied). Ramsay would remove the flesh from a finger at the middle part and let the top one rot decay for maximum pain and suffering

He didn't peel his teeth. He broke them because Reek would smile too much.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

He didn't peel his teeth. He broke them because Reek would smile too much.

Removal of parts.

 

[Cornballer]

- Press Release via TVbtN: 'Game of Thrones' 60-hour Marathon to Air on HBO2 Starting Friday, April 4

In celebration of the highly anticipated fourth season premiere of Game of Thrones, HBO gives audiences the best way to catch up on the series when the show takes over HBO2 for a weekend-long marathon that will allow fans and newcomers alike to watch all three previous seasons consecutively. In addition, HBO.com will launch the all-new Game of Thrones Viewer’s Guide, the ultimate online companion – delivering exclusive content for every episode of the series, now on every platform including tablet and mobile.

Beginning on Friday, April 4 at 9:00 a.m. ET/PT, HBO2 will reign when all three previous seasons (10 episodes each) of the epic series are played back-to-back, twice, for 60 straight hours. The final play of Season 3, episode 10, will end at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT on Sunday, April 6, just in time for the Season 4 premiere on the HBO main channel at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT.

Amplifying the action on the screen, the Game of Thrones Viewer’s Guide’s fully responsive design features all-new interactive maps of Westeros and Essos, with three levels of zoom, along with character bios from every season, an up-to-date “Guide to the Houses” and shareable episodic content.

The new Viewer’s Guide also includes episodic videos that delve deeper into the story, including an “Inside the Episode” feature with series creators/executive producers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; “Interviews” with cast members providing reactions to pivotal moments in the season’s arc, with context from author George R.R. Martin; and video featurettes that allow the Game of Thrones crew to pull back the curtain on how the show’s look is achieved, with intricate details and photography from the set, including costumes, locations, props and armor.

 

[CoolOff]

No he didn't. Just his fingers and ties I believe.

Theons ties?

 

[Supermanisdead]

Those of you who prefer Stannis to Daenerys: why?

Because he's hotter.

 

[dubq]

He didn't peel his teeth. He broke them because Reek would smile too much.

How the hell would you "peel" a tooth anyway?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Theons ties?

I meant toes. Just woke up ;_;

 

[bodyofanamerican]

Speaking of Ramsay

Cyfweliad Iwan Rheon

Interview with Iwan Rheon in Welsh. Man, I can't make ANYTHING out of that language and I find it fascinating.

Also, great Jon Snow impression by Iwan at 4:40.

 

[Valhelm]

Is anybody more badass than Asha?

 

[Showaddy]

Is anybody more badass than Asha?

Who's that?

On a competently unrelated note I'm interested to see what Theon's sister Yara get's up to this season.

 

[Herr K]

How the hell would you "peel" a tooth anyway?

I guess you could break a part of it and expose the nerve. That would be extremely painful, and Reek should be thankful the Bastard of Bolton

Spoiler

or GRRM

didn't realize that.

We can see some of Theon's dental nerves are slightly exposed on his Winterfell chapters, however. It's said several times he can't chew because of the pain dong so produces, which would be an indicator of him chewing on a part of a nerve.