Normally I rewatch the episode several times during the week but damn this was so bad I want to forget about it.
Worst show ever, seriously what a mess.
This is complete hyperbole...let's break down the episode again for the millionth time to show why it is not the
worst show ever.
The Wall: The show goes right where we left off, with Davos protecting Jon Snow's body from the mutineers, sending Edd off to get the wildlings (will there be a second battle at the Wall? Will there be no more Night's Watch), Davos believes in Melisandre for once (this is unusual for Davos, and way out of character for him...or a possible change/development), Melisandre is revealed to be old as dirt.
King's Landing: Cersei as a character has changed, instead of a vengeful woman, she is overcome with grief and has basically accepted that Tommen will die too, Jamie has not, and is basically vowing to protect Tommen now at all costs. He wants revenge. Margaery's scene is reminder of her brother being imprisoned, why she is in prison and the possibility of her character changing into something more holy, instead of being scheming?
Winterfell: Set's up Ramsay and Roose to be in verbal conflict this season. Theon and Sansa meet up with Brienne and Sansa finally accepts her help. It is a converging of a storyline while being coincidental.
Dorne: Doran in the show is different than Doran in the books. He might actually be a weak old man in the show. People are obviously upset about Oberyn's death, and although it's clearly Oberyn's fault, maybe the country people are just upset about the Lannister's basically killing another member of the Royal Dornish family, and want revenge. Trystane's scene might be the only bad one in the episode...it's not difficult to infer to that the Sand Snakes would hop on board the ship and kill him...maybe they could have shown how though. This storyline could go many different ways, so it is difficult to speculate what could happen next.
Meereen: Tyrion's and Vary's conversation was really bad, and could have been removed entirely, as well as being the low moment of the episode. All it does is re-establish people are upset at Dany and that she now does not have a fleet of ships, which pretty much means that war is probably coming to Meereen. The most interesting thing about this portion is that it the red priests have spread to Meereen. Jorah and Darrio now know that the Dorthaki have her...although very coincidental, and it reestablishes Jorah has greyscale. Dany is not being recongnized as the former Khaleesi she once was. The dialogue is annoying, but not unexpected. Dany is not backing down for one, and after taking some convincing...treated more gently. It is also establishd she is being taken back to Vaes Dothrak...obviously she will not stay there, but it shows that she will probably get a large army after she returns to Meereen to attack Westeros, making her the last antagonist of the series.
Bravvos: a re-establishing of Arya being blind, and the she will have to learn to fight blind in order for her vision to be restored and her training to get back on track...she is still with the House of Black & White.
It is a season opener...it re-establishes where the characters are, along with pushing the narrative and several places. The writing for what it is worth, is only bad in a couple of places. That along with Ramsay's dog's disappearing, the coincidences of Brienne and Jorah, and the jumping of two of the Sand Snakes on Trystane's boat are pretty much the only negative parts of this episode. You do not have to like the Sand Snakes, but their characters are well within their part, and they set up an interesting narrative.