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Valve's fake, rigged, waste of time Progress Quest troll Portal 2 ARG

neva- said:
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Chell is a robot? Stupid theory, but it seems odd to me that there are many pictures showing humanoid robots.

Also, the art that looks like shipping containers, looks to me like the relaxation vaults after the facility collapses. Possibly single-player spoilerish video of the vaults here
 

Jenga

Banned
Big Chief Crazy Cone said:
Chell is a robot? Stupid theory, but it seems odd to me that there are many pictures showing humanoid robots.
How's it stupid? For a company building AI and shit I think androids would be right up on their to-do list to one-up Black Mesa
 

EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Big Chief Crazy Cone said:
Chell is a robot? Stupid theory, but it seems odd to me that there are many pictures showing humanoid robots.

Also, the art that looks like shipping containers, looks to me like the relaxation vaults after the facility collapses. Possibly single-player spoilerish video of the vaults here

Chell being an android in Portal 2 would make a lot of sense. It would even help explain why the game is rated E, if they took out the blood.
 

derFeef

Member
EatChildren said:
Chell being an android in Portal 2 would make a lot of sense. It would even help explain why the game is rated E, if they took out the blood.
I hope not, would feel weird somehow.
 

Jenga

Banned
derFeef said:
Feet-springs.
and how is that not just as silly as her being an android?

or being a human that somehow survives for a hundred years+

either Aperture has some ghetto time-stop G-Man style (or some other equivalent) or she really is an android
 

kamspy

Member
anyone in need of a Portal 2 fix, try the Blue Portals mod. It tries to ape the P2 artstyle and doesn't do a bad job. It's also really great. Good production value.
 

Majukun

Member
Big Chief Crazy Cone said:
Chell is a robot? Stupid theory, but it seems odd to me that there are many pictures showing humanoid robots.

Also, the art that looks like shipping containers, looks to me like the relaxation vaults after the facility collapses. Possibly single-player spoilerish video of the vaults here

impossible...their best attempt to build a working AI was a crazy murderer robo-bitch named glados...so they couldn't make a perfect working, pacific AI for chell so advanced that she thinks like a real human

and neurotoxin doesn't works on cyborgs/robots
 

derFeef

Member
Jenga said:
and how is that not just as silly as her being an android?

or being a human that somehow survives for a hundred years+

either Aperture has some ghetto time-stop G-Man style (or some other equivalent) or she really is an android
You know that in Portal 1 Chell was in a stasis pod?
 
Jenga said:
How's it stupid? For a company building AI and shit I think androids would be right up on their to-do list to one-up Black Mesa

True, it just doesn't seem to me like that's a story twist that Valve would use. Given what we know, Aperture prefers robots because they supposedly can cooperate better, but Glados likes humans because she can kill them.
 

Majukun

Member
fallagin said:
Im pretty sure that glados refers to you as an android at one point in portal.

because that test chamber was substitued with a training chamber for military androids,these was pre-imposted massages
 

EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Portal Chell = Pitiful human mortal.
Portal 2 Chell = New and improved android Chell.
 
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PM me if interested.
 

EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Big Chief Crazy Cone said:
I hope that isn't true, but this suggests they could at least make them look similar.

http://valvearg.com/w/images/thumb/6/6e/70.jpg/600px-70.jpg

It wouldn't bother me. Portal is all very tech/robot heavy, and it would fit well within the lore considering
the ~300 year gap between the two games, and Chell seemingly not having blood
.

Would be a fine way to explain the situation without taking a dump on canon.
 

derFeef

Member
Baha said:
Maybe that was concept art for the co-op partners?
Yep, orange and blue.
EatChildren said:
It wouldn't bother me. Portal is all very tech/robot heavy, and it would fit well within the lore considering
the ~300 year gap between the two games, and Chell seemingly not having blood
.

Would be a fine way to explain the situation without taking a dump on canon.
Stasis explains it to me. Worked once, why not a second time. I like the idea of a human in the test chambers.
 

Baha

Member
EatChildren said:
It wouldn't bother me. Portal is all very tech/robot heavy, and it would fit well within the lore considering
the ~300 year gap between the two games, and Chell seemingly not having blood
.

Would be a fine way to explain the situation without taking a dump on canon.

Wouldn't Cryostasis also explain that minus the 2nd part.
 

Jenga

Banned
derFeef said:
You know that in Portal 1 Chell was in a stasis pod?
That's a stasis pod?

EatChildren said:
Portal Chell = Pitiful human mortal.
Portal 2 Chell = New and improved android Chell.
That's what I was thinking, if Chell really is a human. At least in Portal 1.
 

EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
It would.

But robots! Yay!
 

TheOGB

Banned
DAMN I missed a lot :O

BY2K said:
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Go to the level "Key to Success" and places the tiles has described in this image:

http://valvearg.com/w/images/5/5b/Amnesia4thedited.png[IMG]

This will give you access to the login page.[/QUOTE]
YES!

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That means you need to at least complete 75% of the easy and medium levels and the first Hard levels.[/QUOTE]
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Forkball said:
You're a fool if you think Chell is a robot. It's clear that she's Gordon Freeman and Alyx's child from the future.
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Chell ISN'T a robot?!?! I thought she was since before I even played portal. I though that was the premise of the game, you are an android.
 

Cipherr

Member
Jenga said:
Chell ran around jumping from heights that would make Gordon grunt in pain and bleed profusely!

I think it make sense


The Advance Knee replacements. Thats been known for a long time.
 

EVH

Member
BobTheFork said:
Chell ISN'T a robot?!?! I thought she was since before I even played portal. I though that was the premise of the game, you are an android.

Uh, what made you think that? Just asking.

Anyway, I think that Chell is not going to be a robot on Portal2. Feel like Valve wants to give the feel of humanity and isolation for our character, meanwhile everything around you is dominated by white, grey and a fucking crazy machine.
 
EVH said:
Uh, what made you think that? Just asking.

Anyway, I think that Chell is not going to be a robot on Portal2. Feel like Valve wants to give the feel of humanity and isolation for our character, meanwhile everything around you is dominated by white, grey and a fucking crazy machine.
What made you think she was human? Leave the extended universe stuff out (she got a knee replacement lol wtf?), it never said she was either I suppose. I just thought that was the game, 'you are an android that shoots a portal gun' Maybe she just looked like one in Portal, she sure never looked like a person when I first saw her
 

BY2K

Membero Americo
clip said:
Stop posting opinions that are probably going to be true you guys. :mad:

Give them a break, nothing really interesting has happened in the last hours. It's been slow.
 
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