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[AcciDante]

Hold on to your pantaloons, gentleman!

 

[The Technomancer]

Oh geez, my heart is pounding

 

[Forkball]

I'm ready to get Valve'd

 

[L00P]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[EmCeeGramr]

THE BOMB HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS

 

[dangerbyrnes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nvKN_H4e-I

here it comes.

 

[CrunchyFrog]

1 minute into the future to be exact!

 

[Zomba13]

1 minute!!!

 

[jayhawker]

I'm glad GAF has shiny new servers for this.

 

[MasterShotgun]

My body isn't ready.

 

[The Technomancer]

thirty seconds!

 

[Mister_Bubbles]

And here...

we...

 

[ExMachina]

30 seconds...!

 

[gblues]

In about 30 seconds, we are going to see some serious shit.

 

[JoeBoy101]

10 SECONDS!

 

[JaseC]

!

 

[Datwheezy]

MY BODY IS READY

 

[The Technomancer]

What does it mean!!??
Take my computer! You can have it!

 

[Lostconfused]

APRIL FOOLS

 

[Zomba13]

PLAY THE POTATO SACK GAMES AND GET THOSE POTATOES EVERYONE!!!!!

 

[EatChildren]

You bastards.

 

[JaseC]

GET TO WORK!

 

[TheExodu5]

09:00 – Hello again.
09:00 – I’ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 – I know it’s arriving later than expected.
09:00 – But I have a message for you:
09:00 – April Fools.
09:01 – I’m joking.
09:01 – Seriously, though:
09:01 – You’ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 – generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 – But now we need raw computational power
09:02 – to speed up the reboot process.

08:57 - Default boot scheduled to finish in 93:58:46
08:58 - Activating emergency distributed computing grid...
09:00 - GLaDOS@home starting...
09:01 - Recruiting cpus to force faster boot sequence...

 

[zombieshavebrains]

OH SHIT GET YOUR POTATOES FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY!

 

[JoeBoy101]

PLAY FUCKING GAMES, BITCHES!!

NEEEEED POTATOES!!!!

 

[IZZO]

My heart stopped at April's fools :O

 

[Baha]

Start collecting potatoes now!

 

[Lach]

Off to play Audiosurf!

 

[CrunchyFrog]

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

i feel so trolled. still Portal 2 releasing soon-ish!

 

[EmCeeGramr]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE

 

[theinfinityissue]

They're saying just play, the more cpus running potato games the faster the bar fills.

lol glados@home

 

[L00P]

Crap we need more potatoes!

 

[Chinese Electric Batman]

Buy the potato sack?

Suck a dick, valve.

 

[jayhawker]

HOW MANY POTATOES FOR EPISODE 3?

Spoiler

cries

 

[Confusatron]

Whiskey tango foxtrot

 

[JaseC]

Wiki is still down. Can't help when I don't know what to do!

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

well now i can go about my day

 

[Joe Molotov]

We only get Portal 2 early if we get enough potatoes. Quickly Robin, to the potatomobile!

 

[Blackheim]

For those that weren't watching the countdown and come lttp...

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

 

[dave is ok]

100k potatoes to launch! Go nuts!

 

[KiKaL]

So as an Amazon Pre-Orderer I guess I'm not doing shit haha. Sadly I'm a slave to the potatoes and still want to try and get them all. So looks like I will be helping out

 

[José Mourinho]

Didn't care about all this muck before. Don't care now, "Buy games and play them to get our other game early."

...No.

 

[TheExodu5]

So do we need to play the game or just collect potatoes?

 

[Forkball]

BAR FILLING BAH GAWD CALL OF DUTY: SOURCE CONFIRMED

 

[Palette Swap]

Shit, I'm gonna get these last few potatoes.
Why is the counter different for each game? AAA with 60 scores higher than SMB with 400. Does it mean every gauge has to be filled?

 

[MasterShotgun]

...What the fuck Valve. What the fuck.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Buy the potato sack?

Suck a dick, valve.

Haha, yeah.. I have Amnesia, for which I got the potato. But I'm not paying another $40 for Potato Pack potatoes. Sorry fellas.

of course if someone has extra games to gift and is desperate to resurrect GLaDOS...

 

[Zerokku]

My heart stopped at April's fools :O

Hahahaha me too. For that brief second I was just thinking "WHAT?!? You fucking trolls"

Off to play some games then!

 

[The Technomancer]

They're saying just play, the more cpus running potato games the faster the bar fills.

lol glados@home

I'm playing Bit.Trip!

 

[TheExodu5]

Didn't care about all this muck before. Don't care now, "Buy games and play them to get our other game early."

...No.

Surely you own one of those games. You don't need to buy anything.