First hour with Warhawk.
1st minute - Eagerly install as game finished downloading while I was at work, this is me, except I'm more white, and less young:
Minutes 5 to 10 - Try out a local game to test control, judge graphical prowess, & blow shit up, this is me, except I'm whiter, and less rad:
Minutes 10 to 20 - Attempt to go online, meet brick wall that is "Timeout Error" repeatably, This is me, except less orange. (More of a frustration shade of red)
Time for caffeine.
Minutes 25 to 30 - Drink tea, read up on issues & solutions online, there seem to be options, various attempts at making it work via network setup etc. arcane login & logout tricks, none work, but hope springs eternal, I have an idea...
Time to sacrifice a neighbourhood cat to the cause....
Minutes 35 to 40 - This is Henry, Next door won't miss him, they certainly never feed him.
*Image removed due to graphic nature, sorry cat lovers, I'm a dog person*
Minutes 40 to 45 - Attempt online shenanigans again, get online! - Happy again
Minutes 45 to 50 - Attempt to join a game, meet brick wall of "Game is Full", The server browser was less than truthful, and I am getting close to primal in my rage
Minutes 50 to 60 - Get in game OMGWTFBBQ at damned last FFS blaaarghgh!111!, and as immediately, and constantly, teamkilled by a moron named "haha1pw3ndY00" whilst listening to his scratchy-ass rantings via his headset.
This is me, at the end of 60 minutes... with a glass of meths
oh, and one last picture, this is whoever it is at Sony responsible for this mess if he doesn't fix it up damned soon, except this guy has more intact limbs than necessary:
I would dig up a pic of what haha1pw3ndY00 would look like if I could track him down, but those pics would result in a police visit and jailtime, so I'll refrain.
Hmmmpfffghgh!
(Will try again tomorrow or post-patch)