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[PhilipDoesMatter]

I know we have been flooded with Series X threads in the last 12 hours or so, but I can't help it.

Can we make a contract here in this place stating the official day-by-day name of this thing will be Xbox SeX?

Thank you everyone for adhering to it.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Just Xbox X

As that's it's name

 

[AeonGaidenRaiden]

Just Xbox X

As that's it's name

Now repeat that name 3 times in a row and tell me if it still sounds Xbox X.

 

[Codes 208]

Xbox SX

and down the line ill probably just refer to it as the SX in the same way i refer to my Xbox one x as just 'X'

 

[PhilipDoesMatter]

Just Xbox X

As that's it's name

No we can't ... you know, we just can't. There is the other old product there you know, yeah.

 

[Husky]

Yes. And XSEX for short. We're gonna bully Microsoft until they cry.

 

[VFXVeteran]

Nah. XSX

 

[Birdo]

PS5 owners will be asexual.

 

[MilkyJoe]

 

[48086]

No, that's as stupid as people calling the x1 the xbone.

 

[Fermbiz]

XSeX

 

[Nikana]

No. Fucking stop.

 

[LaughingStock]

Triple X

 

[Vawn]

Just Xbox X

As that's it's name

But, it isn't. You are taking out the middle word. If you do that, the Xbox One X is also the Xbox X.

 

[Catphish]

I'll call it the Exessex, then play something on my PC.

 

[DGrayson]

Wow first it was the Xbone

 

[Vawn]

Wow first it was the Xbone

There's a theme. Box and Bone go together to make SeX.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Xbox Sex does not sound good.
I prefer Sexbox.

 

[Pejo]

The meme that eventually their consoles will be evolving into old AOL Instant Messenger names seems to be coming true, one generation at a time. xXxXb0x69xXx

 

[Vawn]

Xbox Sex does not sound good.
I prefer Sexbox.

Maybe Xbox Series XXX?

 

[LordOfChaos]

Just Xbox X

As that's it's name

There's that little Xbox One X that makes this confusing

SX I guess? Series X?

Ok fine SeX

 

[Cravis]

Kid asks grandma for a sex box for Christmas. Literally gets a sex box. WTF am I supposed to do with this Oh I see. Hmm. This might be better than an X Box Series X

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

I'm just calling it SSX TRICKY from now on

 

[Pidull]

Sexbox rolls off the tongue easier. Props to MS for a catchy nickname.

 

[SLB1904]

just sex

 

[ethomaz]

I'm calling it Xtower.

Xbone -> Xtower

 

[Arachnid]

I'll probably just stick to SX. I can't be bothered to press X more than twice while holding capslock.

 

[MilkyJoe]

But, it isn't. You are taking out the middle word. If you do that, the Xbox One X is also the Xbox X.

Nah. Because "series X" will probably be the version, going forward, describing the premium model of future X boxes, like Ford's Cosworth range.

When Lockhart is announced, it'll be called "series S" I'd be my cock and balls on this.

 

[prinz_valium]

XSX
Xbox SX
Series X
SX

those are all fine.
SeX is dumb, just like Xbone or SAD
People just desperately want to call it weird names, because it's "cool"

 

[cireza]

I will probably call it SeXbox.

 

[Fuz]

Sounds like the ship in Hot Shots.

 

[intbal]

 

[Vawn]

Nah. Because "series X" will probably be the version, going forward, describing the premium model of future X boxes, like Ford's Cosworth range.

When Lockhart is announced, it'll be called "series S" I'd be my cock and balls on this.

I don't understand your point. I think it will be Xbox Series S too, but that's still it's full name. Just like Xbox One X and Xbox One S. They aren't named Xbox X and Xbox S.

 

[Pantz]

I may lovingly refer to it as Sexbox from time to time.

 

[Väinömäinen]

Sneak peek of a dev kit. Supposedly it is meant to be 3 player device:

The third player goes into the box.

-edit-
aah, it was only a prototype. Apparently this is near final product:

 

[Barakov]

Thinking about it XSX sounds pretty good.

 

[KloetenQuetsche]

The cubish design is not good... I think they drive the console in the "this is no console, this is a media system" direction.
I don't like it. But I don't hate it, and that ist OK... They are going the save way. Risking nothing. Nobody can say this is totally wrong.

It fits in the living room and does not force bad comments.

I think it is predicted to be the perfect design for a piece of smart hardware with a nice cooling system. Clean and functional.

Well ist is what it is... and the thing what counts is what happens if you turn it on.....

 

[Croatoan]

MS didn't think this one through...

Or did they

 

[Lanrutcon]

I can't believe this is the name they're going with.

At some point, the new name had to have crossed the desk of a sober adult...right?

 

[Mochilador]

Are we going to put the X in SeX then?

 

[PhilipDoesMatter]

Th

I will probably call it SeXbox.

This one is actually even better.

 

[Rolling_Start]

XXX or nuthin'

 

[NahaNago]

xbox sex popped into my head as well when I heard xbox series x just turns into xbox sex.

 

[KloetenQuetsche]

Somebody at the Xbox marketing team is a cool guy, readig all posts here and chose this name in mind what's happening here..

Just realize , nobody talks about ps5 s name.... And that what counts!

 

[New Yorks Finest]

Yes, OP, yes

 

[Hudo]

That "joke" got old 5 minutes after the announcement...

 

[TheRobot]

It's same pronunciation as Xbox Siri's Sex

 

[tatayoyo]

Xbox SX is a bit too long so XSX I guess.

Yeah, I know, I'm replying seriously to a funny thread.

 

[Barakov]

Xbone even wore out its' welcome after a while.

 

[Vawn]

Xbone even wore out its' welcome after a while.

Those experiencing an Xbone longer than four hours should seek immediate medical attention.