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[Musky_Cheese]

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?

We first need more threads with polls judging the name.

 

[spawn]

Triple X

XXXboxXXX

 

[mekes]

Xbox Sux

 

[Allandor]

first you get the xbone, and now the XSeX …
well MS has a talent to select names with weird shortcuts in the community ^^

 

[Vawn]

Xbox Sux

I wouldn't put it past them to inadvertently name a console that abbreviates to that. Maybe they'll call the pro version the Xbox Super X.

Naming consoles has never been their strong point.

 

[ULTROS!]

I’m waiting for Xfux.

 

[LMJ]

With it's new tower like design shouldn't we be calling it the X-STENSE?

( I'll see myself out )

 

[Fake]

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[hunthunt]

Thay may finally release 2 consoles again this time to call their next one Xbox 5 and catch up with PlayStation.

 

[Gavon West]

I know we have been flooded with Series X threads in the last 12 hours or so, but I can't help it.

Can we make a contract here in this place stating the official day-by-day name of this thing will be Xbox SeX?

Thank you everyone for adhering to it.

This is BY FAR the dumbest thread of 2019. Congrats bruv! Holy fuck!

You have effectively asked the members of this forum, "OKAY! I'M GONNA COMMIT TO BEING DUMB AS FUCK AND TRY TO FORCE THIS LAME ASS JOKE (cause, hey, I have no idea how abbreviations work anyway!) ON A PIECE OF HARDWARE, AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO BE JUST AS FUCKING RIDICULOUS."

Lol. Well done bruv. Well done...

 

[PhilipDoesMatter]

B

This is BY FAR the dumbest thread of 2019. Congrats bruv! Holy fuck!

You have effectively asked the members of this forum, "OKAY! I'M GONNA COMMIT TO BEING DUMB AS FUCK AND TRY TO FORCE THIS LAME ASS JOKE (cause, hey, I have no idea how abbreviations work anyway!) ON A PIECE OF HARDWARE, AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO BE JUST AS FUCKING RIDICULOUS."

Lol. Well done bruv. Well done...

Bro. Go fuck yourself, yeah?

 

[Gavon West]

B
Bro. Go fuck yourself, yeah?

You first bro. I'll be right behind you. I'm not selfish.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

i might be an outlier here buuuuuut...... I just call it xbox. like every gen.

 

[PhilipDoesMatter]

You first bro. I'll be right behind you.

Then make a thread yourself with your own joke yeah. MS made it prompt ready.

Again, go fuck yourself bro.

 

[Gavon West]

Then make a thread yourself with your own joke yeah. MS made it prompt ready.

Again, go fuck yourself bro.

Only if you promise to eat a hot, steamy bowl of d****.

Lol

 

[V2Tommy]

As that's it's name

With it's new tower like design

Why’s this so difficult for everyone?

It’s = it is
Its = belonging to it

 

[PhilipDoesMatter]

Only if you promise to eat a hot, steamy bowl of d****.

Lol

Mods would you please?

 

[Gavon West]

Mods would you please?

You got nerve. Wow, seriously? The thread is dumpster fire material. if you can't stand the heat....

 

[PhilipDoesMatter]

You got nerve. Wow, seriously? The thread is dumpster fire material. if you can't stand the heat....

Bro, it's just a freaking JOKE. You insulted me for nothing. I hope you can get banned for it. If this forum is still modded anyway.

 

[Gavon West]

Bro, it's just a freaking JOKE. You insulted me for nothing. I hope you can get banned for it. If this forum is still modded anyway.

Psh!...over it.

 

[EviLore]

XSEX for sure

 

[Thabass]

Sorry I'm from ResetEra, this offends me.

 

[Caffeine]

XSEX I mean just look at it the console went from horizontal to erect.

 

[DonF]

SX for sure.
Dumb name but the one x was called the x so at least this makes it sound like it's a more advanced machine.

 

[Nigel]

Due to my accent it always sounds like I'm saying Xbox Sex no matter what.

 

[Gamernyc78]

I know we have been flooded with Series X threads in the last 12 hours or so, but I can't help it.

Can we make a contract here in this place stating the official day-by-day name of this thing will be Xbox SeX?

Thank you everyone for adhering to it.

Yeah we can call it tht and instead of it eating "beasts" it eats dildos

 

[BusierDonkey]

xX69Xbox69Xx

 

[lefty1117]

I was calling it Xbox Why So Series X, but I like yours better

 

[Psajdak]

XCoitus.

 

[Kev Kev]

The Sexy Xbox Sexbox

 

[magnumpy]

it should be called what it is, Xbox 4

 

[OutrageousFacts]

So, what SeX-games are you all looking forward to the most?

Mine:
Gaylo Infinite
Gears of FuXXX
Hellblade 2: Sexua
Fucka Motorsport
Molyneux' new Fuckable
Banjo X Kazooie (rated Adult)
Perfect Dark: SeXy
Cumeo
Ori in Forrest

 

[Kagey K]

Bro, it's just a freaking JOKE. You insulted me for nothing. I hope you can get banned for it. If this forum is still modded anyway.

Dude you started that exchange, and then try to get him banned?

Not cool.

 

[TLZ]

No. Xbox SX is good. Or just SX.

Edit: Apparently it's a joke thread. Nevermind then.

 

[The Pleasure]

That SeXbox has a lot of slots. I hope it's getting ready to have everything probed. I hope I can turn the console on with a swish and a flick.

 

[nemiroff]

I remember the threads when the name "Wii" was introduced.. The dick and piss jokes burned out pretty quickly. So to those who feel slightly uncomfortable about this remember that it is just a harmless juvenile joke, and by the time it launches literally no one will care.

 

[existensmaximum]

No.

 

[Secesh]

Dumb.

 

[Vawn]

This is BY FAR the dumbest thread of 2019. Congrats bruv! Holy fuck!

You have effectively asked the members of this forum, "OKAY! I'M GONNA COMMIT TO BEING DUMB AS FUCK AND TRY TO FORCE THIS LAME ASS JOKE (cause, hey, I have no idea how abbreviations work anyway!) ON A PIECE OF HARDWARE, AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO BE JUST AS FUCKING RIDICULOUS."

Lol. Well done bruv. Well done...

You get so outraged over anything Xbox. I find it hilarious.

 

[plushyp]

Why’s this so difficult for everyone?

It’s = it is
Its = belonging to it

Calling it now! You're a teacher, aren't you?

 

[Kazekage1981]

Xbone and Xsex go well together

 

[JSoup]

Calling it now! You're a teacher, aren't you?

Or a grammar Nazi.
Or an asshole.

 

[yeeeeeezy]

Nahh man, not me

 

[Damigos]

Sex it is

 

[iorek21]

SEX is offensive for people who doesn't have sexual relationships and for the asexual people!!!!!111!!!

HOW DARE YOU

 

[Fuz]

Spoiler

 

[Breakage]

Should have just gone with Xbox Pro. It would have suited the look of the console, too. The letter X conveys nothing about the superiority of the model it refers to.

 

[Deft Beck]

Likely it'll be Xbox X.

 

[Knightime_X]

Let's call it the ButtSex Box.
Yeahhhhh!

 

[dacuk]

XSX
See? It was not hard