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[Wolfy]

Holy crap. I was thinking about aliens. What other reason would they have to come to Earth, than for either: space, resources, food? Wtf? I think that the chances of aliens being nice and happy are very slim. Crap, they will eat us. Damnit.

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

We'll give em Mars. They'll leave us alone. Dont worry.

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

They only wants Cows

 

[MrPing1000]

Slim Whitman will save us

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Humans are so fascinated by War and probing from aliens because thats what we would do to them.

I bet 100 bucks to anyone that the first alien contact will be us as the aliens. And then we will ruin their world. It will be called The Worlds War on possible terror, maybe.

 

[BojTrek]

Pour water on them or cough... simple...

 

[ConfusingJazz]

They only wants Cows

But what if they like the taste of human flesh, we could be like an alien delicassy, served at alien state dinners, GASP!

 

[Wolfy]

No. What if they are like predator/alien aliens, and they aren't affected by water? Holy shit we're screwed. I bet they like gay porn, too!

 

[BojTrek]

I was gonna keep going with this topic until you went "woooooah"... with the GAY porn

 

[ConfusingJazz]

No. What if they are like predator/alien aliens, and they aren't affected by water? Holy shit we're screwed. I bet they like gay porn, too!

Help us goatse, you're our only hope!

 

[Ferrio]

Professor Farnsworth: "hmm last time they invaded they forced the smartest humans to mate....time for some forced mating *sprays breath stuff in mouth* bwahahaahh"

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

But what if they like the taste of human flesh, we could be like an alien delicassy, served at alien state dinners, GASP!

Well then it was your idea,you go first

 

[Oni Jazar]

ITS A COOKBOOK!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

ITS A COOKBOOK!

How to Eat Humans!

Edit :sorry, its How to Treat Humans

 

[Wolfy]

What if their leader looked like Dan Quayle? HOLY SHIT?! !

WHAT IF THEY HAD WANGS THE SIZE OF BASEBALL BATS< AND WERE VERY HORNY BECAUSE THEY KILLED ALL THE FEMALES ON THEIR PLANET HOLY SHIT GUYS RUN

 

[Oni Jazar]

How to Eat Humans!

Edit :sorry, its How to Treat Humans

It's How to Serve Man.

Unless you're talking Simpsons then its How To Cook Humans then How To Cook For Humans then How To Cook Forty Humans then How To Cook For Forty Humans.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

It's How to Serve Man.

Unless you're talking Simpsons then its How To Cook Humans then How To Cook For Humans then How To Cook Forty Humans then How To Cook For Forty Humans.

Well, I was going for something along those lines, but I think it works...

 

[Justin Bailey]

There's only one thing I can say:

John Titor

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Holy crap. I was thinking about aliens. What other reason would they have to come to Earth, than for either: space, resources, food? Wtf? I think that the chances of aliens being nice and happy are very slim. Crap, they will eat us. Damnit.

Let's pray they voted for Space Nader.

Slim Whitman will save us

OOOOOOOOOOooOOOoooooooooooOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooooo

 

[MrPing1000]

ahh good someone knew wtf i was talking about

 

[Mashing]

We'll give em Mars. They'll leave us alone. Dont worry.

Naa, we'll give them MAF. That'll make them run away in fear.


No offence to MAF, you're probably one of my favorite posters here.

 

[The Promised One]

Yes, we are all going to die. Someday. It's one of the few things we all have in common.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Yes, we are all going to die. Someday. It's one of the few things we all have in common.

Pish, says you. I hold the belief that I am immortal until proven dead.

 

[belgurdo]

If aliens come to earth the first thing that'll happen is the government will kill all the aliens, then reverse engineer their ships, then fly back to their planet and conquer it