Quasicat
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I wanted to post something, but I don't need to because you nailed it!NINTENDO
1: Make Welcome Tour a free pack-in for all Switch 2 SKUs
2: State that only games coming on 64 GB Switch 2 carts may end up costing upwards $90 physical
3: Recommend kids using the new JoyCons as mice use mouse trackpads with them
SONY
1: Never announce another PC port of non-GAAS game at a SOP or Showcase ever again; PC players have to show they meaningfully contribute to PS (engagement & sales/revenue) before getting that privilege
2: Provide more straightforward way for people to back up save data to external storage (less jumping through hoops)
3: Provide easier means of using the web browser like a real browser
MICROSOFT
1: Make better commercials (stop leaning into memes, very "How do you do fellow kids?" energy)
2: Don't market the next Xbox devices running off Teraflops or being cheeky about PlayStation specs (Series S CPU faster than PS5 type BS). It will backfire immediately
3: Classify next Xbox as a computer so it can escape Trump tariffs
VALVE
1: Just keep staying several steps ahead of Microsoft on the whole "Consolefying PC gaming" strategy
SQUARE-ENIX
1: Do more games like DQ1-3 HD Remake and Romancing SaGa 2 Remake
2: Ensure Switch 2 is a Day 1 for FF IX Remake and next mainline FF game
3: Stop setting stupidly unrealistic sales expectations for games. Six million sales shouldn't be considered a failure.
SEGA-ATLUS
1: Make an OutRun 3
2: Stop prioritizing Xbox for Western games marketing; it's just screwing your games over in getting peak attention (also affects sales)
3: Make a Shining Force III Scenarios 1-3 Remake within the next 10 years
BANDAI-NAMCO
1: Get the rights from SIE to publish a Parappa & UmJammer collection (Parappa 1, Parappa 2, UmJammer w/ uncensored songs, Parappa anime episodes as bonus) for PS4/PS5, Switch 2 & Steam
2: Make an actual DBZ JRPG sometime in the next decade
Thank you for being awesome!