GigaBowser
The bear of bad news
dumbo kid wanted to be teenage mutant turtle for pizza fat i ate thousands of pizza since grade 3 screwed up all this crud wife said I was a huuuuuuge fatso
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what did you wanna be when you grew up??
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kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Seriously.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
GigaBowser
The bear of bad news
okay i will leave I must go I'm sorry my friends life and brain has become screwed cus of beer and fast food ardictions and i fell many times
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
This is like the fifth self-deprecating thread you made this year.
Your well-being is important, both physically and mentally. Try to seek help if you can. No shame in that.
Rayderism
Member
I wanted to be rich so I didn't have to work. But that didn't pan out.
My new plan takes advantage of people who "identify" as something they are not....
I identify as a 70 year old retired guy. Where's my Social Security check?
I've a feeling this won't pan out either. Sigh.....back to reality and my miserable factory job.
My new plan takes advantage of people who "identify" as something they are not....
I identify as a 70 year old retired guy. Where's my Social Security check?
I've a feeling this won't pan out either. Sigh.....back to reality and my miserable factory job.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
I don't remember.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
As a young kid in kindergarten (or around that age), bus driver or fireman in the hose truck. Then a bit older, porking the hot chicks in Threes Company.
Kenneth Haight
Gold Member
A Gamer, safe to say I have succeeded.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
What are you now
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
And I still don't know.
I kinda like experiencing this particular incarnation even though I wouldn't care if it stopped next morning. Still, there's some stuff I'd like to experience. It's has been a fascinating ride in both extremes for now though.
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Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
I never wanted to be anything and I can thankfully say I achieved it.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
The brontosaurus especially no?
Jk. Same here. Loved the fuck out of that cartoon. Dinoriders or something?
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I tried to run it through Google Translate and got nothing.
Kanjo got it right, though.
I think the dude got some issues posting all these semi-esoteric threads.
Anyway, I wanted to be a lunch analyst when I was a kid, but never quite made it.
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Mossybrew
Member
A NEOGaf poaster.
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
He is he I'm sure, that's all you can ever be. You can never be anything other than you. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. I really shouldn't have to explain this.
*Nightwing
Banned
Beach bum surfer with cool dog
Fuck sharks… demon sea bastards
Fuck sharks… demon sea bastards
ReBurn
Gold Member
I wanted to work with computers since I was in middle school and got my hands on a used Commodore computer and learned BASIC.
I'm so fortunate that I was able to make it happen at a time when most courses and jobs were in large cities and my youth and education was mostly rural near a smaller city. I had to do a job I didn't want for a while as I fought to get my foot in the door at my first software job at a small software company.
I'm so fortunate that I was able to make it happen at a time when most courses and jobs were in large cities and my youth and education was mostly rural near a smaller city. I had to do a job I didn't want for a while as I fought to get my foot in the door at my first software job at a small software company.
AREYOUOKAY?
Member
Perhaps I avoided a terrible fate by not becoming an artist with the current state of video games especially being one for Blizzard. They are not the respectable dream job company anymore.
That and the rapidly progressing AI art apocalypse.
That and the rapidly progressing AI art apocalypse.
Which I have already embraced to make funny pictures.
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Laptop1991
Member
A lot better than what i did grow up to be, but then again, i thought i'd grow up to be brilliant at everything at a young age, it didn't quite happen lol.
AREYOUOKAY?
Member
That’s just what I need for winter.I've got just the item for you to help carry your beer in. Plus your wife will love it!
Bring Back Scalebound
Banned
I wanted to be a Butler. Still do.
I grew up looking up to my mother and grandmother, and they were Aces at house work. And I wanted to be too.
I grew up looking up to my mother and grandmother, and they were Aces at house work. And I wanted to be too.
Quasicat
Member
In late elementary school, I wanted to be a history teacher master chef. I had it all figured out, I would teach during the day and would then open my restaurant up for the evening/night. I remember talking with my guidance counselor and I was getting to a point in my life where I needed to make a choice. I went with teaching, but now I cook all of the time at home. With the advent of ai, I use co-pilot to help me come up with awesome dishes to try out on my family.
TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
Archaeologist and Jackie Chan.
I was crazy 20 years ago with the shit I could do because I literally wanted to be like Jackie.
Then I go old...I can still do stuff and few people have caught me doing it with
on their face
but it doesn't come without the pain...
I was crazy 20 years ago with the shit I could do because I literally wanted to be like Jackie.
Then I go old...I can still do stuff and few people have caught me doing it with
on their facebut it doesn't come without the pain...
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Artoris
Gold Member
"archaeologist"
same here its fucking Indiana Jones film is it not
GymWolf
Gold Member
Don't get me wrong, i love indiana jones, but i was all about dinosaurs, discovering bones etc.
At some point i was able to describe any dinosaur that has been discovered, weight, size, location of discovery, diet etc, not even joking, i was obsessed
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Rockondevil
Member
Cop
Dirk Benedict
Member
Stop being petty. I could have taken it there, too. No joke..
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Have you written anything?
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Soldier.
Dirk Benedict
Member
Seal Team. Now, fuck this world.
JK, but still fuck this world
JK, but still fuck this world
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Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
In junior school, an archaeologist.
badblue
Gold Member
Wrote a couple of short stories 10-20 years ago and not much else. I'm always writing down ideas and I've just never been good at the follow through. ( I blame suspected ADHD for it)
When I was really little Fireman or Astronaut. But the first job I remember actually wanting was when I started college I was majoring in English because I wanted to be a video games writer/journalist. Luckily I wised up and changed majors/direction. I really dodged a fucking bullet there.
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Fireman.
Aesius
Member
I never really had a career in mind as a kid. The first one that really appealed to me was college professor, and that was when I was in college. I had never remotely considered teaching, but college profs seemed to have much better jobs in comparison to high school/middle/elementary school teachers. But I abandoned that idea after researching it pretty heavily. I just wasn't willing to jump through all the hoops it takes to land a tenure-track position. Plus, I wasn't passionate enough about any particular subject to want to devote my life to it.
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