What foods give you insta-regret

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Every now and then I think 'I feel like a grilled cheese sandwich' and then I after I eat it my mouth starts fighting with my bum hole over who gets first dibs
 
Nothing really because as long as it's calories in-calories out it doesn't matter.

Just enjoy your food and even if your bumhole is a hater then shame on it.
 
apples

fuck apples

the most boring fruit/food in existence

eat it and go can't believe i wasted 70 calories on THAT shit

FUCK APPLES

have a cup of coffee with milk and 2 tsp of sugar that's like 50 calories at most, WAY better than an apple, and ENJOYABLE

mothafuckin son of a bitch
 
Papa Johns Pizza. When I was in college it was the only place that delivered to my apartment that had a BBQ chicken pizza on the menu. I would eat it and stay up late so I felt fine. If I eat it now for dinner, it keeps me up all night. Other pizza places don't do this, only Papa Johns.
 
Tortillas and tacos. I love them to death but the side effects are not so silent but deadly.

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Other then those I cant really think of any. Just have have to adjust your output to input.
 
If I'm serious then maybe a kebab after a night out. It already costs too much so another £5 on top makes me regret my decision..when I can have a Pot Noodle at home.


All my UK bedrins say yeeeeeaaaaaahhh!


-crickets chirping-
 
Cookies and milk. Love it. But don't like the feeling afterwards. I try to stay away from sugar as much as possible. Feel so much better without it.
 
Super spicy food, the next day. Never had a problem until I got older then BAM! morning ring sting.
 
Quasicat said:
Papa Johns Pizza. When I was in college it was the only place that delivered to my apartment that had a BBQ chicken pizza on the menu. I would eat it and stay up late so I felt fine. If I eat it now for dinner, it keeps me up all night. Other pizza places don't do this, only Papa Johns.
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that's because you're supposed to sweat it out

my answer is eggplant. I get instant heartburn so I don't eat it. Not worth the time to cook anyway
 
I always regret eating popcorn because I get pieces of the shit stuck in my gums and it drives me crazy until I can brush my teeth.
 
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A family size chili fry from Culver's (that's a single size in pic). It's so fucking good, but I feel so fucking bad after eating it.
 
Dural said:
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A family size chili fry from Culver's (that's a single size in pic). It's so fucking good, but I feel so fucking bad after eating it.
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damn that looks delicious

there's like one Culver's in my whole section and state and it's a decent drive, never been there but people made a big deal about it when it opened up
 
Cult of FartNoise said:
damn that looks delicious

there's like one Culver's in my whole section and state and it's a decent drive, never been there but people made a big deal about it when it opened up
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In N Illinois and Wisconsin Culver's is an institution, you have regulars there on Friday and Saturday nights. They're always busy, reminds me of regional fast food joints like In-n-Out Burger and Whataburger. The chili fry is my favorite thing on the menu, the Wisconsin melt is damn good too.
 
I love pizza, Fried chicken and chips but I feel fat and very guilty immediately after eating them.

I only allow myself chips and pizza like twice a year. At most 3.
 
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Don't know my stomach is weird. Ever since I was diagnosed with Crohn's it hasn't been normal. One day its fine if I ate Chinese food and the other day it just says "no bitch, not today" and the whole fuckery starts.
 
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Onikaan said:
You're only supposed to have one slice?

Uhoh.
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Yeah... technically zero. My religious beliefs declared jihad on carbs, so I guess I can scrape the cheese and meat off and throw away the crust.

Not in my house, though. I don't waste food. Wastin' food's for liberal Hollywood types.
 
Dural said:
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A family size chili fry from Culver's (that's a single size in pic). It's so fucking good, but I feel so fucking bad after eating it.
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I live 10 minutes away from two Culver's and only ever get the cheese curds and the mushroom burger. That's almost enough calories for the whole day. I need to try this!
 
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Mista said:
Don't know my stomach is weird. Ever since I was diagnosed with Crohn's it hasn't been normal. One day its fine if I ate Chinese food and the other day it just says "no bitch, not today" and the whole fuckery starts.
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Huh, that's been my experience recently. Sometimes I can eat whatever I want and other times my digestive system has a meltdown. I don't get it. I'm not currently diagnosed with anything, though.
 
Onikaan said:
Huh, that's been my experience recently. Sometimes I can eat whatever I want and other times my digestive system has a meltdown. I don't get it. I'm not currently diagnosed with anything, though.
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Maybe your stomach became sensitive. May I ask how old are you?
 
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