Def go with 1000 zombies, odds are at least one is a fairly hot, well-preserved chick....
Or Cain from Robocop 2. That guy ain't taking orders for squat and would just junky his way across middle-america
Def NOT a langolier or It Follows, I don't think those things are actually escapable and while I'm a sexy guy, I don't think I could get to california and bang a porn star fast enough to get waaaaaaay down it's kill list, anyone got Piper Perrys number??