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Super Mario Kart.
dog$ said:The point of races is to win.
The way to win races is to go faster than everyone else.
Therefore, the point of races is to go fast.
Therefore, the point of racing games is to go fast.
In kart games, NOTHING "goes fast".
Since you're putting around in a lil kart amongst large backdrops, there is 0% sense of real speed in any kart racing game.
And since I experience 0% sense of speed in a kart racer, I have 0% reason to play the lousy things.
LOL, that too.jarrod said:Crash Team Racing.
AniHawk said:My favorite was MK64. So many memories.
Great post. The complete dominance of items over driving skill is what disappointed me most about MK: DD.robojimbo said:The only thing I really hate about MKDD is how the items have come to dominate the game. In SMK, I'd say it was 70% driving skill, 30% items. MK64: 50%, 50%, and in MKDD you could argue 30% driving and 70% item. Thanks to the constant item pickups, the much improved red turtleshell A.I., inability to hold anything behind you (to block), the special items, and the item tiers based on place (even though you can still get fucking blue shells in 2nd place) it's almost impossible to keep a first place lead with driving skill alone. I've been beat by people that don't even know how to fucking powerslide because they get blue shells and lightning ever other item. It keeps the game more fun and competitive between the hardcore and casuals alike, I'll admit, but sometimes it's just too damn much.
So in any case, I'd say it goes MK64, SMK, MK:SC, MKDD and they're all very close.
Teddman said:Great post. The complete dominance of items over driving skill is what disappointed me most about MK: DD.
Broshnat said:How about Diddy Kong Racing? How does that match up? Again, at the time of it's release it was hailed as far superiour to MK64, but I'm afraid I probably played MK 64 about 10 times as much...
Error Macro said:Ha, how did it measure up to MK64? IT FUCKING ANNIHILATED IT. Diddy Kong was so far ahead of it in every possible way, and some parts of the game (levels, atmosphere) made me like it above all other cart racing games, the original SMK included.