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What ISN'T the best game ever created?

CVXFREAK said:
Going with Ocarina of Time, the GTAs and FF7.

P.S. What did Allard say?

He said the game his company publishes is the best one ever.

CONTROVERSY! THE XBOX MUST BE DESTROYED
 
If I had some time on my hand (and a second GAF account to use in case the banstick hits me), I'd c&p all current games from one of the NPD threads... after excluding F-Zero GX from the list, of course.
 
If we use every response in this thread, Superman 64 and Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure are sure to be in the final running.
 
Raoul Duke said:
HUR HUR LOOK AT ME THE XBOX SUCKS HUR HUR

This is like 80% of your posts, except replace Xbox with Nintendo or conservatives.

Hmm... even though I agree with you. The best game ever is not available for xbox- but you can play it on a hacked xdude! Xdude for the win!

Alpha Centauri and Star Control 2 are playable on a hacked Xbox?
 
No one has mentioned this.
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Zombie Nation for NES is the best game ever.
 
What ISN'T the best game ever created?

Group_of_not_the_best_games_ever = Group_of_All_games_ever_created - 1

dumby.

And just what I thought GAF is so predictable:

F3 -> Halo *rolleyes*
 
If I say 'Not Halo 2', will it cancel out the first post, making this thread implode and then disappear without a trace?
 
Beats me about what isn't the best game ever created, but I do know that this is not the best breakfast I ever ate, and I'd like my money back.
 
AlteredBeast said:
I`ll tell you what isn`t NOT the best game ever... Mario 3...or Tetris GB
lol

So funny, Tetris GB is still my fave iteration. Guess first impressions really count the most.
 
ocelittle said:
Inspired by Allards ridiculous statement, maybe we can use the process of elimination to come to the conclusion what game IS the best game ever created, by eliminating what isn't.

Halo 2.

Dumbest thread ever.
 
I don't see anything by Atlus anywhere in this thread. Therefore, Atlus must be the greatest game-maker of all time.

Also, the best game not in this thread may be Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem.
 
DCharlie said:
can someone explain why it is wrong to think Halo 2 is the best game ever made?

It's not even considered the best Halo ever made.

It's something that even the biggest fanboy on the TXB forums would scoff at.

It's something that a person who's only owned an XBOX and not any other console, handheld or PC or never played a game in an arcade would still not say.
 
The first step to finding the best game ever made is to consult this handy list of games that are not the best game ever made: http://www.gamefaqs.com/

When you cross off all those games, what do you have left?

That's right - PC-x8 hentai games. And there are only two that qualify for best game ever status, based on their descriptions:

Sakusaku Daigoutou Returns: This little gem involves you playing a hammer wielding barbarian who can wantonly murder just about the entire town from old men to children without affecting the game play, and rapes female characters to refill his health. It's really a blast to play, the only controls are the arrow keys to move, space to pull out the hammers, and escape to summon the inventory menu. After that, just hammer everything still it collapses into a bloody heap or you have sex with it.

OR

Do Dutchwives Dream of Electric Eel?: You wander around the city visiting sex stores and accosting women on the street. The R key brings up the "Rape" command. If it has a pair of X chromosomes, you can assault it on a public street. The best moment was when I attempted to rape an ATM, at which point a cop attacked me and killed me.

The choice comes down to these two truly mind-blowing games. Which path will you walk?
 
Spastic Colon said:
It's not even considered the best Halo ever made.

It's something that even the biggest fanboy on the TXB forums would scoff at.

It's something that a person who's only owned an XBOX and not any other console, handheld or PC or never played a game in an arcade would still not say.

I owned a nes, sega genesis, snes, Dreamcast, a gaming PC until geforce 256, and a xbox and without hesitation I must say that Halo:CE is the best game that I've played so far
 
FiRez said:
I owned a nes, sega genesis, snes, Dreamcast, a gaming PC until geforce 256, and a xbox and without hesitation I must say that Halo:CE is the best game that I've played so far

You should have given those systems to someone more deserving!
 
Well since this has turned into a thread of games one hates that are actually fun I'll say Halo, since I've never got that into it. It would have been KOTOR but I've put finally put 20 hrs into it last week and I'm loving it. I think most people posting in this thread hate gaming BTW.
 
"It's something that a person who's only owned an XBOX and not any other console, handheld or PC or never played a game in an arcade would still not say."

utter

bollox
 
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