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What movies gave you boners as a young lad?

Cunth

Cunth

Fingerlickin' Good!
Not porn movies, but regular ones.
For me it was Mannequin. The idea of having a mannequin that comes to life to do whatever you want, plus the hotness of Kim Cattrall was like hnnnnnngggggg

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brap

brap

Banned
MaestroMike said:
kinda embarrassed to admit this, but that dancing scene of Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies I couldn't fukking change the channel!!
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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
 
MaestroMike

MaestroMike

Gold Member
brap said:
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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lol pretty sure arnold would bang anything like that maid he had a kid with
 
Chiggs

Chiggs

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Tia Carrere was hotter in True Lies, but...Tia didn’t have half the rack Jamie Lee did.

“No tits Tia” is what Tom Arnold allegedly called her on set, forcing Cameron to punish Tom by banning all Quizno’s orders. Purportedly, Tom threatened to walk over Cameron backing Carrere instead of him, but Cameron supposedly had Randy Quaid waiting in the wings if Tom tore up the contract.
 
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Stiflers Mom

Stiflers Mom

Banned
brap said:
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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This post is amazing.
Well done, sire.

add/edit: (exactly what I was thinking when I saw that scene, or when listening to the general talk about Jamie Lee Curtis "and her body" back then. )
 
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teezzy

teezzy

Banned
brap said:
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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Idk why, but I lost it at dimpled stomach.

You truly are the king of GAF, sir.

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Kagey K

Kagey K

Banned
Damn you all missed out.

Weird Science (2 nerds make a sex Bomb)
Cant buy me Love

Were the tame ones.

Poison Ivy (Drew Barrymore necked when she was hot)
Posiin Ivy 2 (same as above but with Alyssa Milano)

Wild Things if you were born a bit later.
Cruel Intentions if you are sick and Pervy.
 
GymWolf

GymWolf

Member
epicnemesis said:
Real talk, Cameron Diaz in that movie was perfection. Child me was 100% the Masked Jim Carrey in that nightclub scene.
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Yeah it was by far the hottest role for her, mostly because he fooled every man with that red dress that promised boobies that were not really there...she peaked in that film by a long margin.
 
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Red Crayon Aristocrat

Red Crayon Aristocrat

Member
One of the first times would have been Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies, her striptease scene, I was only 5 years old when I first saw that movie lmao.

Also as a kid not much later there was Animal House, when Belushi spied on the sorority girls, granted it was the TV version where they were all wearing bras instead of topless, but it made a very big impression on me.

There was also Robin Wright Penn in the Robin Williams movie Toys and Vanessa Angel in Spies Like Us, gosh, I was obsessed for a good while with the sight of Vanessa Angel in her white bra and panties as a kid.

Then as a teen I watched all the comedy classics like Caddyshack, Porky's, Revenge of The Nerds, even deep cuts like My Tutor, Private School, Private Resort and the uncut version of Animal House, which blew my mind.
 
NeoIkaruGAF

NeoIkaruGAF

Gold Member
I used to get boners reading sex scenes in Stephen King’s books, so I guess some movie definitely must have given me one. But I can’t remember rn.

Closest thing recently was watching that Firefly episode with Christina Hendricks teasing Mal as her “newlywed bride”. Didn’t get an actual boner, but boy did the room feel hot all of a sudden.
 
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