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What movies gave you boners as a young lad?

Mihos

Mihos

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MetalAlien

MetalAlien

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brap said:
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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Goro Majima

Goro Majima

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This whole scene from "My Stepmother is an Alien" probably caused my sexual awakening as a kid :messenger_tears_of_joy:

It's a mediocre movie with Kim Basinger, Dan Akyrod, Jon Lovitz I think?, and Alyson Hannigan randomly in an early role for her.
 
SpartanN92

SpartanN92

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Phoebe Cates-Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Denise Richards-Starship Troopers
Natalie Portman-SW Ep 2
Shannon Elizabeth-American Pie
 
carlosrox

carlosrox

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When I was a lad I wanted to tear this up.
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I was always thinking like "where's the conflict in this movie?"

(The Crush)
 
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