What the hell did they do to Lara Croft?
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LegendOfKage
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Crystal Dynamics vs Flying Wild Hog.
bitbydeath
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Looks like Millie.
Effigenius
Member
The gooners going to have to find something else to fap to. What a shame.
kiphalfton
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Crazy eyes
The_hunter
Gold Member
Is she indian here?
Bojji
Member
They copied Uncharted gameplay, now they want to copy Chloe.
Emedan
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Yeah was my first thought tooLooks like Millie.
kiphalfton
Member
This is the best face model (that they somehow screwed up more and more with each new game):
Bojji
Member
Looks like Millie.
She is not bad, she looks far better in "normal life" and other roles than in Stranger Things.
Effigenius
Member
Oh no guys, she's ruined! Why can't she still look hot like her first game?!!
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March Climber
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Looks like a face-scanned Millie Bobby Brown.
And if she didn't step into their offices to have her face scanned, then that face probably isn't final.
And if she didn't step into their offices to have her face scanned, then that face probably isn't final.
Kenneth Haight
Gold Member
Oh no guys, she's ruined! Why can't she still look hot like her first game?!!
Gonzito
Gold Member
Listen, the last thing I'd ever do in my life is masturbate to a videogame character.
But making an iconic character this fucking ugly should come with jail time and a court mandated apology letter to the entire fanbase
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L*][*N*K
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Hhhhmmmmm
DirtInUrEye
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I thought everyone was raving about her reprised design only the day before?
Arsic
Loves his juicy stink trail scent
Luckily the Atlantis version is a knock out.What the hell is this? Who is this person?
I went in wanting catalyst. and left wanting only Atlantis lol.
Gonzito
Gold Member
Exactly. In Atlantis she looks great and in my opinion the character model is a good rendition of a modern Lara Croft with today's graphics
yogaflame
Member
Looks okay but more mature maybe because of the time line and this is after tombraider atlantis. and she is wearing a sports bra but still missing two big assetsWhat the hell is this? Who is this person?
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DirtInUrEye
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Why are they using two different designs?
I collect VHS tapes
Gold Member
Elbows too pointyOh no guys, she's ruined! Why can't she still look hot like her first game?!!
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
She looks like she just walked out of a botox clinic.
RetroGamingUK
Member
Looks more like Angelina Jolie than prequel trilogy Lara, so I'm happy
Would people seriously prefer to go back to this abomination...
Would people seriously prefer to go back to this abomination...
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Salmorejo
Neo Member
Where are the tits?
There they areOh no guys, she's ruined! Why can't she still look hot like her first game?!!
Aenima
Member
I can fix her... with mods.What the hell is this? Who is this person?
Sticks
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Just how I like it
Knightime_X
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Obviously, it's her cousin, Maria Croft.
MALpractice311
Member
This looks like a really badly AI generated Lara. Yeesh.What the hell is this? Who is this person?
DenchDeckard
Moderated wildly
I would marry that woman!
She is fit!
She is fit!
Boneless
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You missed the exit to resetera. In neogaf people are normal and it's logical to like good looking people.
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Cyberpunkd
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Horse face, shit tattoos and flat boobs and you go with "she looks better in real life"?She is not bad, she looks far better in "normal life" and other roles than in Stranger Things.
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March Climber
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Funny thing is that Solasta 2's trailer had a create-a-character protagonist who also looked like Millie Bobby Brown lol.
Reaseru
Member
So you have a problem that Sophie Turner doesn't look attractive "Like, at all." for the Tomb Raider TV series, yet the "gooners" don't have the right to manifest their opinion about the look of this "Lara"... that somehow doesn't seem to share the same coerent design from the other game (Legacy of Atlantis) they are also developing.
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Men_in_Boxes
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There are only 7 attractive women in humanities history according to NeoGAF.
INC
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Looks like Millie.
So like a 40 year old then
captainnapalm
Member
I've seen so many pics of the new Croft I don't know which one is real. There's one where she legit looks Indian. Where's that from? The trailer looked pretty good to me though.
NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
The contrast between the two trailers is hilarious.
Probably authentic in-game situations narrated by the character herself, who looks feminine and attractive,
VS
girlboss showdown between a black, nose-ringed butch who delivers trite Hollywood bad guy speech and a woman that looks nothing like Lara Croft. The latter mows down a band of hardened men who should realistically all shoot first, and climbs mountains against a wide-angle backdrop while trite dramatic music plays. Not an inch of actual gameplay is even suggested.
You can almost feel the teeth gnashing at CD for having to lend the IP to a studio that is not willing to kneel to their headcanon of Lara. Even her design in Atlantis must look like a chud victory in itself to their eyes.
Atlantis Lara seemed too good to be true, and now we know why. She's not from the same studio that butchered the character.
RetroGamingUK
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She's clearly aged between the 2 new games.