What about Nintendo On? (Like that VR helmet mockup pre-Wii)
Console: Nintendo ON Entertainment Station, pronounced (NOES)
Handheld: Nintendo ON Handheld Unit (NOHU)
Marketing: Game ON the couch, ON the toilet (it streams like Wii U), ON your bed, fucking go outside and keep ON playing ON the fucking handheld, come back home and your game is still ON the fucking console.
This is ON the players. Greatness can keep ON waiting.
Jump ON.
What about the Nintendo REACT? Upload a video of Nintendo REACT footage, Youtube implodes with content claiming and some fine fines.