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White people are funny to me...if you are Black you can relate

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Willco

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bishoptl said:
That's insane.

Making a snap judgement on a woman solely due to her skin? How is that not racist? I've dated some nutty black girls, some slightly less-nutty white girls - and vice versa. Frankly, it would make more sense for you to generalize all women as being various degrees of unstable :D than to generalize by race. Maybe if you're exposed to a more multicultural society, you'll understand.

He lives in D.C. You can't blame him.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
That's insane.

Making a snap judgement on a woman solely due to her skin? How is that not racist? I've dated some nutty black girls, some slightly less-nutty white girls - and vice versa. Frankly, it would make more sense for you to generalize all women as being various degrees of unstable than to generalize by race. Maybe if you're exposed to a more multicultural society, you'll understand.

Huh?!

I mentioned complexion as a variable to tell people apart. One that white women don't have as there aren't too many shades of pink. This was in response to Oli's post about variety.

Had nothing to do w/ my story about Andi, the Chipper white Broad.
 

Justin Bailey

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DaCocoBrova said:
Huh?!

I mentioned complexion as a variable to tell people apart. One that white women don't have as there aren't too many shades of pink.
So you honestly don't see the difference in a tan, blonde girl and a pale redhead?
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
DaCocoBrova said:
But complexion alone rules them out.
Ah...from your post it sounded like you were ruling them ALL out based on their complexion. If that's not what you meant, then my bad.
 

Phoenix

Member
Justin Bailey said:
So you honestly don't see the difference in a tan, blonde girl and a pale redhead?

I'm black and I can tell them apart just fine - though most often I'm not using the skin tone to discern difference.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Redheads are the only ones I can tell have a pale(r) complexion. They also have freckels right?

The rest all look the same complexion-wise.

And for the record (dunno why I'm even feeling defensive here...). I went to an International school for 8 years while growing up in NY (U.N.I.S.). I've had women (not 'had' at that age, but you get the gist) from all around the world. I'm very 'cultured'.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
I'm sure if a study were done, there would be significantly more physical feature differences found between white people than black people. Everyone thinks their own 'race' is special, but just go outside and walk around....how many different colors of hair do you see black people with? How many different hair styles do you see black guys with? How many different eye colors do you see black people with? What about skin tone difference?

There's simply more physical feature variance, particularly color related, between white people than there is between black people. If you're black and all white people look alike, you need to get out more. Same for da crackas.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Asians, for example, look very similar (same color/texture hair), yet they never look the same to me. I find them easy to tell apart. *shrug*
 

Justin Bailey

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Personally I can tell black people apart for the most part (any trouble I have is usually with the dudes), but asian people - damn they really do all look the same to me.
 

Bob White

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I see tons of differences in pretty much all the races. But I must say this...

Every 20-ish white guy I see ALWAYS has one of those wristband thingys on. Can someone tell me what the wristbands are about? Because I thinks thats a HORRIBLE fad/fashion.
 

Ristamar

Member
Bob White said:
I see tons of differences in pretty much all the races. But I must say this...

Every 20-ish white guy I see ALWAYS has one of those wristband thingys on. Can someone tell me what the wristbands are about? Because I thinks thats a HORRIBLE fad/fashion.


???

Can you be more specific? Are they hemp? Leather? Beads?
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Bob White said:
I see tons of differences in pretty much all the races. But I must say this...

Every 20-ish white guy I see ALWAYS has one of those wristband thingys on. Can someone tell me what the wristbands are about? Because I thinks thats a HORRIBLE fad/fashion.

It's a secret wristband we give all white guys whom belong to our secret organization. Y'know, the one that oppresses all the minorities and filters all the cash to the rich, white demographic.

I've said too much!
 

Cloudy

Banned
Willco said:
It's a secret wristband we give all white guys whom belong to our secret organization. Y'know, the one that oppresses all the minorities and filters all the cash to the rich, white demographic.

I've said too much!

I wear a rubberband on my wrist all the time. OMG, I'm in the organization but I'm not white!! o_O
 

Loki

Count of Concision
DaCocoBrova said:
*shakes head*

While we're on the subject, please explain the allure of white women. I mean, NBA players can have any women they want (or any athletes for that matter), yet many chose to go the caucasion route.

To test the waters myself, I tried dating a white chick this past summer. One of my clients came on to me and I just said 'fuck it'. And 'fuck it' I did... Repeatedly.

But then, things started getting to me. The 'no ass' factor was major for me, and got worse as time went on. Then I became hyper-sensitive to the fucking 'chipperness'. I'd be thinking to myself...'Bitch, if you don't come the fuck down...!'... :lol

As much as I tried to ignore all that, the one thing that made me call it quits was the sex. Pussy was great, don't get me wrong, but she acted like she was dying every time I'd hit. I wasn't even guttin' her like I like to, just normal, non-aggressive fucking... But she would go ape shit everytime, cumming in the double digits (no lie)... I didn't like that. I wasn't enjoying the sex anywhere near as much as her.

That was a wrap!


DCB: THE STALLION! :lol


I was dying reading this. :lol
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Loki said:
DCB: THE STALLION! :lol


I was dying reading this. :lol

:lol

I think DCB should be banned, because it's obvious he has too much free time on the forum and it's not allowing him to be the stud he is! It's effecting his stamina!
 

Justin Bailey

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Bob White said:
I see tons of differences in pretty much all the races. But I must say this...

Every 20-ish white guy I see ALWAYS has one of those wristband thingys on. Can someone tell me what the wristbands are about? Because I thinks thats a HORRIBLE fad/fashion.
You mean the livestrong bands? I dunno much about it, but I think Lance Armstrong wears a yellow band around his wrist or something so he kinda started it. I guess it's like the "WWJD" keychains, like a reminder that anything is possible (I'm assuming you know the story behind Lance Armstrong).
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Cloudy said:
I wear a rubberband on my wrist all the time. OMG, I'm in the organization but I'm not white!! o_O

Who says you're not white? ;) As if your personal testimonial counts for anything...pffft. :p


(cue the cries of "OMG Konex is black!?!?!1 :D)


Hah, I'm recalling that Dave Chapelle "race draft" skit now-- "We, the causasians of the world, select...Kotex...as our honorary white person". :lol


Konex: "I'm black"

Dave Chapelle "racist southern white" voice, incredulous: "Come on, buddy....come oooon, buddy". :D
 

Bob White

Member
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Something like the guy in the middle is wearing. When I lived in Arizona, EVERY white guy had something like that on.
 

Cimarron

Member
"I've become quite adapt at distinguishing between Asian groups and most minorities, but a lot of white people look the same."

IAWTP

I do believe that most folks are more attunned to what your exposed to *your own race for example*. But the funny thing is that I have had way more exposure to europeans than asians yet I STILL have trouble determining them apart.
 

etiolate

Banned
You know, all sorts of people have looked similiar to me ever since I was a kid. There felt like there wasn't a certain set of common face-types and I always wondered if I'd ever have a common face-type.
 

Stryder

Member
Hahah, your post reminds me of that scene in The Office where Brent is talking to that black guy that he's trying to 'get along with' and complimenting Sidney Poitier (spelling?) on how good an actor he is. :lol
 

snaildog

Member
Bob White said:
I see tons of differences in pretty much all the races. But I must say this...

Every 20-ish white guy I see ALWAYS has one of those wristband thingys on. Can someone tell me what the wristbands are about? Because I thinks thats a HORRIBLE fad/fashion.
Yeah, they're these things that we buy with our money which tells us what the time is. Not really for fashion.
 

Doth Togo

Member
DaCocoBrova said:
*shakes head*

While we're on the subject, please explain the allure of white women. I mean, NBA players can have any women they want (or any athletes for that matter), yet many chose to go the caucasion route.

To test the waters myself, I tried dating a white chick this past summer. One of my clients came on to me and I just said 'fuck it'. And 'fuck it' I did... Repeatedly.

But then, things started getting to me. The 'no ass' factor was major for me, and got worse as time went on. Then I became hyper-sensitive to the fucking 'chipperness'. I'd be thinking to myself...'Bitch, if you don't come the fuck down...!'... :lol

As much as I tried to ignore all that, the one thing that made me call it quits was the sex. Pussy was great, don't get me wrong, but she acted like she was dying every time I'd hit. I wasn't even guttin' her like I like to, just normal, non-aggressive fucking... But she would go ape shit everytime, cumming in the double digits (no lie)... I didn't like that. I wasn't enjoying the sex anywhere near as much as her.

That was a wrap!

I could say the same thing about my ex... She's Indian, I'm white. I totally relate to what you said, man. Crazy sex. She was fucked in the head, though. Way too chipper. Loud and violent in bed. No thanks. Lied, cheated, stole too. :lol What trash, man. Live and learn... Live and learn.

But she took IT like a champ.
 

Caddle

Member
Damn, to think I've been dating this white girl for the wrong reasons. Next time I'll make sure she has an ass first.
 

border

Member
DaCocoBrova said:
While we're on the subject, please explain the allure of white women. I mean, NBA players can have any women they want (or any athletes for that matter), yet many chose to go the caucasion route.
I assume they do it for status, something to brag about.....like you spent the rest of that entire post doing :lol

Well either that, or they just find white females more attractive.
 

XS+

Banned
olimario said:
I think it's easier to tell white people apart just because of the variety within the race.
Red, Blonde, Brown, and Black hair.
Blue, Green, and Brown eyes.
Pale to Tan skin.

More variety.

Just as much variety among other "races," even moreso in blacks than whites. Whites are the most homogenous race there is. Sadly, the degree of homogeneity found amongst whites can be attributed to cultural and religious tradition that stems from deep-seated bigotry. Granted, there is something to be said about the geographical isolation of the various races, however that does not explain the relative lack of genetic variance on the macro-level for whites now.
 

Pimpwerx

Member
border said:
I assume they do it for status, something to brag about.....like you spent the rest of that entire post doing :lol

Well either that, or they just find white females more attractive.
White chicks are different. They're also still kinda forbidden, so there's all that allure. I went through a phase of dating mostly white chicks, but that was in NY. I like brunettes, I really don't like blondes all that much. It might just have been the crowd I hung out with up there. But I've always tended to dig black chicks more. Which is wierd, b/c most of my desktop wallpaper is white chicks. Hmmm, maybe that means something. :? PEACE.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
DaCocoBrova said:
Pussy was great, don't get me wrong, but she acted like she was dying every time I'd hit. I wasn't even guttin' her like I like to, just normal, non-aggressive fucking... But she would go ape shit everytime, cumming in the double digits (no lie)... I didn't like that. I wasn't enjoying the sex anywhere near as much as her.

That was a wrap!

This sounds like the beginning of an odd fetish. Fucking a woman hard as hell while threatening her that she better not cum or enjoy it too much if she knows what's good for her.
 

border

Member
XS+ said:
Just as much variety among other "races," even moreso in blacks than whites.
Such as? Not to belabor the point, but the differences among whites seem much more obvious than among other races.....particularly with the large variances in hair color.
 

Cloudy

Banned
On a somewhat related topic (or not :lol). Is it just me or are interracial chicks hot like 85% of the time? :D
 

belgurdo

Banned
Cloudy said:
On a somewhat related topic (or not :lol). Is it just me or are interracial chicks hot like 85% of the time? :D

I knew a few in highschool (I was too much of a social misfit to date them, though ;_;)-most of them were kinda stuck up, though, and I caught one trying to steal some guy's wallet out of his backpack when he turned around to talk to a teacher once...
 

XS+

Banned
border said:
Such as? Not to belabor the point, but the differences among whites seem much more obvious than among other races.....particularly with the large variances in hair color.

What physiognomic differences are you speaking of?
 

ShadowRed

Banned
Tommie Hu$tle said:
Man white people make me laugh sometimes. I was in the airport and this lady comes up to me and says "Are you Cuba Gooding Jr?"

I flash a fake smile and say "No I'm not."

She replies with "I know you must get that all the time because you look just like him. I was hoping you were him so I could get an autograph."

Well here's the kicker I look NOTHING like that clown. The only simalities that we have is that I'm Black. I've found that you can tell the last movie a white person saw based on who they thing you look like.

Two weeks ago in an Airplane another White guy leaned over to me and says "You look just like a young Denzel Washingtion." Again I look at him and smile and again this is another guy who I look nothing like.

In the past two weeks I've been told I look like everyone from Chris Rock to Eddie Murphy to Dominque Wilkins to Denzel Washington. I look like none of them. Anyone else have this event happen to them?




Fucking A you're black? Damn this board is like a roach motel for blacks. Anyhow I get the same fucking thing. A couple weeks ago I was in South Texas and some waitress told the white guy I ws with after I left, "Was that Chris Rock?" We both got a good laugh at that one. I've been mistaken for Jamie Fox and Dave Chapell. I look nothing like any of those people.
 

border

Member
XS+ said:
What physiognomic differences are you speaking of?
I didn't "speak of" any differences in physiognomy (specifically). I was referencing things like hair color, hair type (curly, straight, frazzled, matted), wide range of skin tones, etc. Things that make differentiation easier and more immediate.

What are the is "equal" or "larger" variety in other races?
 

ShadowRed

Banned
levious said:
This sounds like the beginning of an odd fetish. Fucking a woman hard as hell while threatening her that she better not cum or enjoy it too much if she knows what's good for her.



:lol
 
border said:
Such as? Not to belabor the point, but the differences among whites seem much more obvious than among other races.....particularly with the large variances in hair color.


Actually to get serious for a moment. It not that whites have the largest facial diversity because they don't. It's just that western culture is more sensitive to differences in white faces because those are the faces we get the most exposure to.
 
DaCocoBrova said:
*shakes head*

While we're on the subject, please explain the allure of white women. I mean, NBA players can have any women they want (or any athletes for that matter), yet many chose to go the caucasion route.

To test the waters myself, I tried dating a white chick this past summer. One of my clients came on to me and I just said 'fuck it'. And 'fuck it' I did... Repeatedly.

But then, things started getting to me. The 'no ass' factor was major for me, and got worse as time went on. Then I became hyper-sensitive to the fucking 'chipperness'. I'd be thinking to myself...'Bitch, if you don't come the fuck down...!'... :lol

As much as I tried to ignore all that, the one thing that made me call it quits was the sex. Pussy was great, don't get me wrong, but she acted like she was dying every time I'd hit. I wasn't even guttin' her like I like to, just normal, non-aggressive fucking... But she would go ape shit everytime, cumming in the double digits (no lie)... I didn't like that. I wasn't enjoying the sex anywhere near as much as her.

That was a wrap!



Well this thread is about to take a real swing. I really don't see the allure of white women myself. I mean I find them attractive (physical superceedes race) and I think they are cool people in general but, dating one/have a REAL relationship that is a bit out of my league. I don't even know how to releate to white women real life outside of a professional/acedemic environment. I mean what would we talk about? What do we have in common? I listen to them talk and I'm like "I really have no way to relate to you."

I just can seem to wrap my head around the concept.
 

AniHawk

Member
DaCocoBrova said:
*shakes head*

While we're on the subject, please explain the allure of white women. I mean, NBA players can have any women they want (or any athletes for that matter), yet many chose to go the caucasion route.

Strange, because I'm attracted to women with dark hair and/or skin color. Blonde white women do nothing for me for the most part.

And I can tell people apart as well. I grew up in a mainly hispanic area of SoCal that had more black people than white people by the time I hit Middle School. Actually, I probably have a harder time differentiating from other white people.
 
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