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White people are funny to me...if you are Black you can relate

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The appeal of white women is totally lost on me too. Only once have I dated a white girl and she actually turned out to be half hispanic.
 
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Kiriku

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Best thing said in this thread is the post about it being easier to tell the difference between people (superficially) of your own race. Probably because you usually are among people of your own race, which I reckon has also been said already.
And of course, judging all white chicks based on a couple of them you've dated or met will give you an awfully limited view of how white girls "are". They can, of course, be very different from each other, just like black and asian chicks and people in general for that matter. I guess (and really hope) I'm stating the obvious though. :)

And I wonder how many people who really believe that a big majority of us Swedes are tall, blonde and have blue eyes? I find this myth amusing. :lol
 
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demon said:
I'm sure if a study were done, there would be significantly more physical feature differences found between white people than black people. Everyone thinks their own 'race' is special, but just go outside and walk around....how many different colors of hair do you see black people with? How many different hair styles do you see black guys with? How many different eye colors do you see black people with? What about skin tone difference?

There's simply more physical feature variance, particularly color related, between white people than there is between black people. If you're black and all white people look alike, you need to get out more. Same for da crackas.
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I remember hearing that a study was actually done on this subject in one of my sociology classes. It was found that "blacks" were more diverse than "whites". Think about it, you got the pygmies all the way up to Shaquille O'Neal. Of course, we're talking physical features here.

If the standards we used were eye colors and skin tone difference, "whites" would win over "blacks". But, who's to say what are the proper standards to use anyway...
 
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Loki

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Tom, your nephew is ADORABLE-- he should be in commercials. :)


You...eh. ;) :p I really didn't need to see your nose hairs in that close-up, though. :D
 
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Socreges

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I've only read the first few posts, but I've got to respond. It's not "white people". It's human nature. When you don't see a particular race all that often [as well as not being OF that race], you find it very difficult to discriminate between each person.

Likewise, if a white person were to live in Africa or Asia for several months, the native people would be no different.

Btw, fellow Caucasians have said I resemble Ethan Hawke, Tom Cruise, Ashton Kutcher, and Sean William Scott (or "Stifler"). I'd like to think I look like them, but I don't. Yet I don't find myself cursing the white race under my breath. I chalk it up to loosely-inspired observations from particular people.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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Loki said:
Tom, your nephew is ADORABLE-- he should be in commercials. :)


You...eh. ;) :p I really didn't need to see your nose hairs in that close-up, though. :D
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Thanks. Sorry about that I didn't know that this 5.1 would have that kind or resoultion on the nose.


I have a mov file that once I learn how to upload from the camera I'll host it somewhere.
 
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The Abominable Snowman

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That mugshot is HUGE. I can see what you're thinking.

BTW: You look like that father on "The Proud Family", Oscar Proud :lol
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Not jokin of course :lol
 
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The Take Out Bandit

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I think my best Stupid Fucking White Man™ moment was when I was talking to one of my friends about dating and sex. Convenient to this discussion, he's black. Somehow we got on the subject of penetration, where, how, why. And I asked him, "So are black chicks big on anal?", or something to that effect.

And he just gives me this horrified look.

To which I inquire, "THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ASS WORSHIP?!"

Apparently it's a gripping aparatus.

And here all these years I thought colored folks were all about fudge packin'. :/

DAMN YOU SIR MIX-A-LOT!

Then there was the time at my one job.

My co-workers, coincidentally black, and I got on really well. One day, they're like; "Bandit, you're our white nigga!"

To which I reply, "You mean like Eminem?"

"We gotta party sometime!"

And that was that.

Anyhow, I'm always glad to be of service to black folks. Particularly the nice looking young womens. Just don't scream bloody murder when I slip up and try ye olde FHUTA, I plead the Mix-A-Lot.

And I loooooove sweet potato pie. Mmmm mmmm good! :q
 
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Well now that we're talking about asses I will say that even though I'm white, I like a woman with an ass to grab. That is mandatory for every girl I date.
 
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Leon

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
As do I. I'm like that dude isn't even famous anymore.



Here's a pic of me and my nephew this was taken on Sunday.

http://img55.exs.cx/img55/2940/dylanndtommie.jpg




here is a close up of my face.

http://img68.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img68&image=tommiesolo.jpg
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Dude. In that first pic, you definitely got a Denzel Washington thing going on. That's what I thought even before realizing you were the one in the pic. That either gives you one more or one less person to be pissed about :d
 
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Cimarron

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The Take Out Bandit said:
I think my best Stupid Fucking White Man™ moment was when I was talking to one of my friends about dating and sex. Convenient to this discussion, he's black. Somehow we got on the subject of penetration, where, how, why. And I asked him, "So are black chicks big on anal?", or something to that effect.

And he just gives me this horrified look.

To which I inquire, "THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ASS WORSHIP?!"

Apparently it's a gripping aparatus.

And here all these years I thought colored folks were all about fudge packin'. :/

DAMN YOU SIR MIX-A-LOT!

Then there was the time at my one job.

My co-workers, coincidentally black, and I got on really well. One day, they're like; "Bandit, you're our white nigga!"

To which I reply, "You mean like Eminem?"

"We gotta party sometime!"

And that was that.

Anyhow, I'm always glad to be of service to black folks. Particularly the nice looking young womens. Just don't scream bloody murder when I slip up and try ye olde FHUTA, I plead the Mix-A-Lot.

And I loooooove sweet potato pie. Mmmm mmmm good! :q
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Black folks? Colored? I don't whether I curse you out as an albino devil or just shake my head.... one second thought that was one the most funniest posts I've read in quite a while. I think i'll just give you a thumbs up and laugh instead! :lol

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Stay away from the booty banditry... the anus is the most filthy part of the human body even if its quite healthy. Trust me I know I'm a Lab technician. If you have only seen what i've seen you wouldn't even want to toss salad much less penetrate itt.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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I won't disagree that I have a Denzel demenor (as far as the movies go and all that). But as far as me looking like him no. I think what people are seeing is that I come off as a fine upstanding gentleman and a professional. Figuring that they don't have anything else to base it on they come up with the only blacks they can think of which are actors playing a role.
 
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Loki

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
I won't disagree that I have a Denzel demenor (as far as the movies go and all that). But as far as me looking like him no. I think what people are seeing is that I come off as a fine upstanding gentleman and a professional. Figuring that they don't have anything else to base it on they come up with the only blacks they can think of which are actors playing a role.
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Well someone has a high opinion of himself. ;) :p
 
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Loki

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Cloudy said:
I am black but I don't like enormous asses *runs*

I like moderation in T&A :)
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Again with the "I'm black" stuff?


Dude, come off it already. You're not fooling anybody. ;) :p
 
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XS+

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mac said:
The appeal of white women is totally lost on me too. Only once have I dated a white girl and she actually turned out to be half hispanic.
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Statements like this are so ignorant. So, you're telling me you can't walk outside and find a single white female that you find attractive? I find that impossible to stomach, frankly.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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XS+ said:
Statements like this are so ignorant. So, you're telling me you can't walk outside and find a single white female that you find attractive? I find that impossible to stomach, frankly.
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No one is saying that they don't find white women attractive. That is retarded, 34-24-36 looks good on anyone regardless of race. But, I think it is a leap to say what I find attractive is what I would want to spend the rest of my life with.
 
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XS+

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That's not what he said. Though, had that been the implication of his statement, I would add that such a judgement is even MORE ignorant than what I originally took from his post. You can't see yourself spending the rest of your life with a white woman? WTF? You're judging an entire race. Were a white guy to say that about a black female, he'd be labeled a "racist" by any number of blacks.
 
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Cloudy

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Maybe it's just me but when I see a chick, I'm thinking how cute she is and not giving a crap about race or anything else. I honestly really can't say what my future wife's race will be. I don't know how folks can pre-determine that o_O
 
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Fresh Prince

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XS+ said:
That's not what he said. Though, had that been the implication of his statement, I would add that such a judgement is even MORE ignorant than what I originally took from his post. You can't see yourself spending the rest of your life with a white woman? WTF? You're judging an entire race. Were a white guy to say that about a black female, he'd be labeled a "racist" by any number of blacks.
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IAWTP. However people do and they for the most part have no reservation saying it. Indian, vietnamese, polish etc have all said words to the effect of this.
Also you forget that minorities have a thing for not marrying outside their race....
 
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Fresh Prince said:
IAWTP. However people do and they for the most part have no reservation saying it. Indian, vietnamese, polish etc have all said words to the effect of this.
Also you forget that minorities have a thing for not marrying outside their race....
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Yeah, a lot of people hail from families that adhere to these outmoded customs. I don't understand it. People are people. I can't relate to people who're hung up on race, black or white.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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XS+ said:
That's not what he said. Though, had that been the implication of his statement, I would add that such a judgement is even MORE ignorant than what I originally took from his post. You can't see yourself spending the rest of your life with a white woman? WTF? You're judging an entire race. Were a white guy to say that about a black female, he'd be labeled a "racist" by any number of blacks.
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Not by I. Reality check, race matters and this goes far beyond just white/black this works within all races. I would say Asians and Indians (with a slow nod to Mexicans) are the biggest groups that work actively at preventing race mixing today. Working and socializing is one thing but there is entirely different element when it comes to being with someone of another race for the rest of your life. I think it would be a real challenge and it is not one that I'm up to facing. I don't see that as a problem it is racial but, I see it more as cultural than anything else. Like tends to stick with like. If people want to step outside of that I have no problem with it and I applaud it. I just know it's not for me personally.
 
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Fresh Prince

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
Not by I. Reality check, race matters and this goes far beyond just white/black this works within all races. I would say Asians and Indians (with a slow nod to Mexicans) are the biggest groups that work actively at preventing race mixing today. Working and socializing is one thing but there is entirely different element when it comes to being with someone of another race for the rest of your life. I think it would be a real challenge and it is not one that I'm up to facing. I don't see that as a problem it is racial but, I see it more as cultural than anything else. Like tends to stick with like. If people want to step outside of that I have no problem with it and I applaud it. I just know it's not for me personally.
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As an Indian I would tend to agree to a certain extent, however there are people who refer to themselves as 'Anglo-Indians'(Indian Servants who mixed with English Cooks etc). The other part are verment Nationalistic Hindu's who strictly practice their faith and political ideals ie. keep the race pure. Also simply dissmiss African Americans as not having a similar 'policy'(for lack of better term) of keeping the race pure is a bit ludacris- I've listened to enough Hip-Hop to know that ;)
 
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I agree with Fresh. I don't care if you're black, white, yellow, whatever -- if you're concerned with keeping your race pure, you shouldn't be involved with anyone, much less breeding. We live in the 21st century, people, an age where homosexuals are well on their way to being accepted in our society. That people are still hung up on something as anachronistic as RACE is pathetic. Life is short. If I come across a purple female that tickles my fancy, I'm going to date her. Please, Tommie, don't tell me you're one of those that believe white females can't "relate" to the black man's struggle. Come on.
 
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alejob

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I don't know about this. All I know is that I'm atracted more to white women than black women. I do find some black women atractive, like one of Wills(in the Fresh Prince) girlfriends. I'm white BTW. I could see why it can be the same to other way.
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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XS+ said:
I agree with Fresh. I don't care if you're black, white, yellow, whatever -- if you're concerned with keeping your race pure, you shouldn't be involved with anyone, much less breeding.
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I'm far from being concerned with race purity. That's not what I'm getting at or even concerned about. Whites, Asians, Arabs, and Indians are still pretty much riding that horse. I applaud those that have interracial relationships on the whole I don't have a problem with it. I just know that it isn't for me.

We live in the 21st century, people, an age where homosexuals are well on their way to being accepted in our society. That people are still hung up on something as anachronistic as RACE is pathetic. Life is short. If I come across a purple female that tickles my fancy, I'm going to date her. Please, Tommie, don't tell me you're one of those that believe white females can't "relate" to the black man's struggle. Come on.
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"Relate" I'm not sure what you mean. Personally I don't care if they can or can't. For a long term relationship that's not what I'm looking for. For fun in the sun I will and can do what I want. I've never approached a white woman and I've never been approached by a white woman so I can't say. I don't have interactions with them on that level to say what they do or don't know. I see it much in the same way that rich people stick with rich people, or college educated folk stick to other college educated folk, or military people stick with military people. It's a subtle but common understanding that is shared by all in the clique. That's not to say that they will not venture out of that zone but, it is a comfort level that keeps them in that zone.
 
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Mac said:
The appeal of white women is totally lost on me too. Only once have I dated a white girl and she actually turned out to be half hispanic.
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Lead to?
EX+ said:
Yeah, a lot of people hail from families that adhere to these outmoded customs. I don't understand it. People are people. I can't relate to people who're hung up on race, black or white.
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Just to clarify, becasue I think I've been labeled as living under the rule of tryranical parents who follow some archiac notions of marrige and have raised me as a seedsmen to fear other races.


Before this thread degenerates any further I think we can all agree we find some races more preferencial then others and its akin to liking brunettes over bondes.
 
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Fresh Prince

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mac said:
How does
Lead to?


Just to clarify, becasue I think I've been labeled as living under the rule of tryranical parents who follow some archiac notions of marrige and have raised me as a seedsmen to fear other races.


Before this thread degenerates any further I think we can all agree we find some races more preferencial then others and its akin to liking brunettes over bondes.
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I think it was aimed towards Tommy ;)

Anyway I don't know but I haven't seen the most beautiful women of each and every country ;) to make that judgement
 
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XS+

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mac said:
How does
Lead to?


Just to clarify, becasue I think I've been labeled as living under the rule of tryranical parents who follow some archiac notions of marrige and have raised me as a seedsmen to fear other races.


Before this thread degenerates any further I think we can all agree we find some races more preferencial then others and its akin to liking brunettes over bondes.
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While you can agree to that, I can't. That's silly. Some of you are placing too much of an emphasis on race. That's not how we're programmed. We're attracted to people that pique our interest, irrespective of their race. That is how life works. You can sit there and deny you're attracted to a certain race -- but if Beyonce, Zhang Ziyi, Salma Hayek, or whomever represents the race you find undesirable, were to express an interest in you, I guarantee that you would be more than receptive.

I date females from various races, never discriminating over something that petty. I just want a girl with a cute smile, pleasant personality, tight ass, and honest heart.
 
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Socreges

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I think it's perfectly natural to have preferences between races. In fact, I think anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. I happen to find less black women attractive than whites or Asians. Likewise, Asians less than whites. Sort of like, as mac stated, how I often find brunettes attractive more often than blondes. It's just my nature. There's nothing wrong with that.

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While you can agree to that, I can't. That's silly. Some of you are placing too much of an emphasis on race. That's not how we're programmed. We're attracted to people that pique our interest, irrespective of their race. That is how life works. You can sit there and deny you're attracted to a certain race -- but if Beyonce, Zhang Ziyi, Salma Hayek, or whomever represents the race you find undesirable, were to express an interest in you, I guarantee that you would be more than receptive.
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You have some sort of mental deficiency that I just don't get. This is the third time in under 24 hours that you've made a remarkably poor argument, however well it seems to be thought out.

You can't agree that people prefer certain races? First off, that IS how we're programmed. We each have unique tastes - that invariably includes race... nothing politically incorrect about that. It is what we are. Secondly, naming exceptions does NOTHING to prove that people don't have preferences between races.

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I date females from various races, never discriminating over something that petty. I just want a girl with a cute smile, pleasant personality, tight ass, and honest heart.
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How fucking admirable. Jesus Christ I am so turned on right now by how wonderful you are. Please tell me you don't discriminate against men either because I want you so badly
 
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lexy

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Socreges said:
I think it's perfectly natural to have preferences between races. In fact, I think anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. I happen to find less black women attractive than whites or Asians. Sort of like, as mac stated, how I often find brunettes attractive more often than blondes. It's just my nature. There's nothing wrong with that.
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I've found that as I get older I'll have phases where I'm attracted to one race over another. I don't really understand it but at least all races get an equal share of my attention at some point during the year :p

I think what XS is trying to say is that no one can say that they'll never be attracted to a person of a certain race, is that right XS?
 
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