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[MrAngryFace]

The box says two minutes but I have to go like, 4, RIP OFF!

 

[Hitman]

You should Sue the Hot Pockets company for your minutes back!!!

 

[Fuzzy]

Maybe because you're using a 700 Watt microwave?

 

[demon]

MAF face it you're just culinarily retarded.

 

[Fresh Prince]

MAF face it you're just culinarily retarded.

:lol I don't know why this made me laugh so much.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah, im not the chef type. Id rather eat the ingredients to a meal that cook them haha.

 

[BlackMage]

I cook em two minutes and they've always been ready to eat! mmm hotpocket.. they MUST be bad for you.

 

[Days like these...]

I'm pretty sure it's 2 minutes per hot pocket! My knowledge of microwavable food is as expansive as the universe as deep as the san andreas fault line

 

[Hitokage]

It's 2 minutes for one, 3 and a half to 4 for two... and I recommend letting it sit for a couple minutes before eating.

 

[MrAngryFace]

They should write on the box.

"Cooks in 2 minutes! Unless youre a fatass, cause then it takes 4! Fatass! You Eat Too Much!"

 

[demi]

I can. I just set my microwave to AWESOME.

 

[Wendo]

Hot pockets are for punks. Amy's pockets are for pimps.

 

[demi]

Gross.

 

[MrAngryFace]

haha

 

[hobart]

I'm really thin but I feel really fat when I get the Snickers BIG ONE equivalent of a Hot Pocket...

Greasy.

On a related note... I always over cook from what they tell me on the box. Oven or Microwave.

Unrelated note... do not cook (microwave) soup in a Styrofoam bowl. It'll melt in the soup.

 

[Chipopo]

AND I'M RICH!

 

[Kave_Man]

Oh man I want those jalapeno things! I wonder if they are sold here in Canada.

 

[radios shipping overview]

Hot pockets are for punks. Amy's pockets are for pimps.

This is correct. Amy's are the best. I can't stand Hot/Lean Pockets anymore.

Respect!

 

[ToxicAdam]

HOT POCKETS SUCK


When you get down to the end of one, all the cheesy lava bursts out like Vesuviuz and scalds yours hands and arms.


AHHHHHH

 

[tedtropy]

Yeah, I'd like to put a little something in Amy's hot pocket, if ya know what I mean. Heh...heh...man I'm hungry...

 

[Error Macro]

Get yourself a 1200+ watt microwave, you'll cook stuff in half the time.

 

[8bit]

Why not cook one in 2 minutes, and while you're eating it cook the other one?

 

[demi]

These look at least decent, the other ones posted look just plain nasty.

 

[tedtropy]

These look at least decent, the other ones posted look just plain nasty.

Note, it's not a mere 'pocket', but a 'sandwich. Le de da.

 

[onion_pixy]

The Health is Wealth brand is expensive. But its DA BOMB. the chicken nuggets and pizza things rule. Damn, I just chekced out their website. they have a ton of shit Ive never seen at my Whole Foods, apparently they just carry a small portion of the line. Must find those Thai Munchies!! That and Amy's frozen line rulez if you want to be somwhat healthy AND lazy as all hell. I could almost live on Amy's feta spincah pocekets. The Amy pot pies and bowls arent too bad either.

 

[Jade Knight 08]

Well, it depends on how long it has been frozen in the freezer. Several days, perhaps.
The longer it is then it's harder to cook it within that time limit.

You have to adjust it and get used it. :lol

 

[tedtropy]

Well, it depends on how long it has been frozen in the freezer. Several days, perhaps.
The longer it is then it's harder to cook it within that time limit.

You have to adjust it and get used it. :lol

There's nothing better than when you heat up a hot pocket, it seems properly warmed on the outside, and then you bite down only to get a big blast of semi-frozen meat and cheese. Mmmm! No point in breakfast after my appetite is utterly destroyed. I suppose both options are means to an end.

 

[Hitokage]

I bought this thinking it might be like a spanikopita... but unless you're a huge stewed spinach fan, it's pretty nasty.

 

[bjork]

Why not cook one in 2 minutes, and while you're eating it cook the other one?

Logic is not allowed here, sir or madam!

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Get yourself a 1200+ watt microwave, you'll cook stuff in half the time.

Starting with your nuts and then your frontal lobe.

 

[automagnus]

I cook them in about 1:40 seconds on my 1000 watt microwave.

Feel the powerr!

 

[Tarazet]

ProTip: if you have a Subway toasting oven handy you can cook two in 30 seconds.