EGM might be the best North American game-related magazine? What a dubious distinction. And, it's sad, you have to argue whether it is or not. "Well, their reviews are better, but Game Informer has better features and more content!" Game Informer? When was EGM ever considered as pathetic as that? And EGM's reviews are better?
I give you this:
"Just seeing Mario and Luigi makes me reminisce about a simpler time, but I digress. Like its N64 predecessor, Tennis plays great. Just grab the controller and go. Funky new courts, in addition to the Peach Dome, and several minigames offer more than the standard exhibition and tournament modes. Each character has exclusive power movesDiddy Kong going from paw (or is it a hand?) to tail happens to be my favoritegiving them a huge advantage at the net. One complaint: Balls hit past me could still be returned with a power move. Hmm. "
That's a review. For a game. Someone GOT PAID TO WRITE THAT.
Within the last year, I think I've seen some of the worst reviews I've ever had the displeasure to read in EGM. And there's certainly nothing else worth reading. Their lame, MOVIE-TIE-IN GAMES! or SHOOTER GAMES! or UNDER THE RADAR GAMES!, cookie-cutter unoriginal bullshit features are absolute garbage, their lists are filled with numerous lame attempts at humor, and there are little 60 word previews crammed at the bottom of each news page. The news, certainly, is worthless, thanks to the Internet. Ugh. Some of you people have no standards.