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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Discuss the matter at hand

 

[Kamina]

You think he would choose Arby over Cortana?
Shame on you

 

[Esca]

I need a drink

 

[Grinchy]

I won't buy any game with a straight male lead anymore, so I hope so. I kinda think he should be differently-abled as well. Maybe the suit helps him walk, but when he takes the suit off, he has to use a wheelchair with a rainblow flag on it. Also he should be trans.

 

[Exede]

He's obviously into cortana. So he is ahm cybergender?

 

[Stuart360]

 

[Trimesh]

Killosexual - he's been genetically engineered to get off on killing things.

 

[Boglin]

I won't buy any game with a straight male lead anymore, so I hope so. I kinda think he should be differently-abled as well. Maybe the suit helps him walk, but when he takes the suit off, he has to use a wheelchair with a rainblow flag on it. Also he should be trans.

I'll finally be able to enjoy Halo if they do this because I was having trouble self-inserting myself in the game before. I hated Microsoft because of it.

 

[Lionel Richie]

If Microsoft was run by cuck-meister Jim Ryan then maybe.

 

[Mister Wolf]

Chief x Cortana.

 

[Nickolaidas]

We know his sexual orientation.

He wants to fuck an A.I.

He's a huge nerd, basically.

 

[namekuseijin]

we all know who will emerge out of the suit

Samus Aran, out of a job at Nintendo for a long while

 

[Xaero Gravity]

We know his sexual orientation.

He wants to fuck an A.I.

He's a huge nerd, basically.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

We know his sexual orientation.

He wants to fuck an A.I.

He's a huge nerd, basically.

 

[rofif]

I will reveal it. He is a ripped man and Cortana is a nice woman booty computer

 

[ZehDon]

 

[Arun1910]

I heard he is semi-bisexual

 

[DForce]

Is this Resetera?

 

[DonF]

He slaysss

 

[Rock And Roll]

Yes, he will reveal his full blown gayness by playing and fawning over a Kojima game in a cutscene.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

I won't buy any game with a straight male lead anymore, so I hope so. I kinda think he should be differently-abled as well. Maybe the suit helps him walk, but when he takes the suit off, he has to use a wheelchair with a rainblow flag on it. Also he should be trans.

That is all well and good but if Master Chief is not a person of color to then all bets are off. No fucking buy! I'll even make a disparaging halo hashtag on Twitter to express my anger.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

 

[JimiNutz]

What do we call someone that exclusively fucks robots?

If Chief doesn't save Cortana with his big genetically enhanced dick at the end I'll be very disappointed.

Chief and Cortana is one of the greatest love stories in gaming.

 

[TLZ]

Stupid nerds.

 

[DrScissorsMD]

All TLOU2 and no play makes MHK something something

 

[Codes 208]

He’s into holographic, we already know this

 

[Scotty W]

I think we really need to talk about Master Chiefs political orientation.

 

[Optimistic Gamer]

He’s into holographic, we already know this

3DPD

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

robosexual

Spoiler

poor Kif never had a chance...

 

[Buki1]

Also when we are at it, that bigot should think about changing his name:

"Words like 'slave' and' master' are so folded into our vocabulary and almost unconsciously speak to the history of racial slavery and racism in the US," CNN

MS already changed "master" to "main" on github, but to end racism they need to do it on all their IP. We hope you will do the right thing, Main Chief.

 

[anothertech]

He fcks his suit all day. Why u think he doesn't take it off.

 

[SpartanN92]

In the first book it’s noted that Spartan II’s have decreased sex drives as a side effect of their biological augmentations.

So does asexuality fall under the LGBTQXYZBBQ umbrella?

 

[captainraincoat]

If stinkles from 343/reeee had any say in it Mastercheif would have kept a few children on ice with him in cyroskeep as the chief loves to crack a cold one

they would probably also replace the warthogs with these

 

[cormack12]

All spartans are bastards

ASAB

 

[prinz_valium]

He obviously fucks everything and everyone.
Even children and aliens.

 

[TGO]

whoa I thought I was on Era

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Also when we are at it, that bigot should think about changing his name:

"Words like 'slave' and' master' are so folded into our vocabulary and almost unconsciously speak to the history of racial slavery and racism in the US," CNN

MS already changed "master" to "main" on github, but to end racism they need to do it on all their IP. We hope you will do the right thing, Main Chief.

Master Chief

> Main Chief

Chief is offensive to Native Americans and unconsciously speaks to the history of racial genocide and imperialism in the US

> Main Guy

Guy is offensive to non gender conforming sentient ape descendants and unconsciously speaks to the history of bigotry and patriarchy in the US

> Main Person

 

[ZywyPL]

MC is asexual, he doesn't have time for any of that BS, he's too busy saving the universe.

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

On Reeee, this thread would be a sticky

 

[GymWolf]

I hope so, it's pretty boring to only shoot aliens in a fps when i don't even know what master chief like to fuck.

 

[The Hamburglar]

Doesn’t he want to fuck a computer programme?

He’s even more of a cuck than cuckman

 

[GymWolf]

Doesn’t he want to fuck a computer programme?

He’s even more of a cuck than cuckman

We can argue that the piece of software is more sexy than anything drunkman ever designed tho...

 

[MeatSafeMurderer]

Sir, this is an Arby's.

 

[daninthemix]

Isn't the OP the same person who made that thread a while back about their uncontrollable wanking?

Figures.

 

[Birdo]

He's spent 16 years teabagging corpses. I have no fucking idea what this guy is into.

 

[sircaw]

Maybe not this game, but the next!

Ten years ago i would not, could not of imagined how badly the last few years have become.

With every company taking the knee and pandering to absolutely anything and everything, i am afraid masterchief will be wearing a rainbow suit in the not to long future.

 

[joe_zazen]

MC is asexual, he doesn't have time for any of that BS, he's too busy saving the universe.

close. I am an insider and can confirm that master chief suffers from a rare form of dysmorphia. Infinite is about his quest for smoothness.

 

[PresetError]

He was a eunuch all this years. Castrated/impotent men don't have proper representation in videogames. Stop obscuring them!

 

[UnNamed]

We need an Holosexuals summit ASAP.

 

[Spaceman292]

I won't buy any game with a straight male lead anymore, so I hope so. I kinda think he should be differently-abled as well. Maybe the suit helps him walk, but when he takes the suit off, he has to use a wheelchair with a rainblow flag on it. Also he should be trans.

That wheelchair thing is actually a pretty cool idea.