Dear NeoGaf,
I am the dumbest mutherfucker on this planet. Firstly, let me apologize to Samsung and Microsoft, though their response service is shitty, their phone isn't. Apparently I've been using the wrong cord. When the phone was sold to me I rec'd two cords. The ORIGINAL USB cord that came with the box ( which I totally forgot about ) and the store ( where I originally bought the phone) cord, which I got free. Found the cord that came with the box a few minutes ago, connected it to the phone and the comp.
Guess what, it works. Lesson learned. USE THE ORIGINAL CORD!!!
In Summary, I am dumb etc etc and yah sorry Microsoft but your customer service is still shitty.