You know I'm just kidding now!
The tone-obfuscating nature of the internet strikes again.
I just remember that I used to ask "why isn't there an SAO OT yet?" at the beginning of Summer out of a desire to siphon a heavy amount of discussion that I had no interest in out of the thread and I felt bad about it afterwards, so I may be seeing what I disliked in myself where it doesn't exist in others.