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[nush]

some hiv particles also smaller than pores in condoms, and condoms can also intentionally and unintentionally have yet larger holes put in by factory or hand. Also used condoms can be taken out of garbage and used, so remember to flush them.

That said even oral sex women have held onto men's seed and self fertilized, judge has found male seed is gift and men liable for child support. Make sure to dispose of male seed thoroughly.

That said I think the use of toys probably allows intimacy without worry of stds or pregnancy.

BTW unlike men I have heard not only can women get significant dopamine hits(fix) from mere chatting, but they can not only orgasm multiple times unlike men, but rumor is can orgasm from light skin touch without genital play and even from mere reading in some cases(think romance novels and fifty shades of grey popularity and other similar stuff, etc). There have been cases of women able to orgasm even from bumps in the road, constantly orgasming and very bothered by it.

Sexual health advice from a coomer. This is a bigger cope than the OP.

 

[HellforLeather]

Also used condoms can be taken out of garbage and used, so remember to flush them.

This should be your tag. What the fuck am I even reading?

 

[Halo is Back]

Eventually kids start using toilets, but you'll be scooping up cat shit (that they smear around your house with their paws) and piss clumps forever.

I would take care of a cat over a kid any day. To compare the workload between the two is laughable.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Sexual health advice from a coomer. This is a bigger cope than the OP.

He is well read in hentai, so we can learn a lot.

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

Ok.

Are you a real person? Is English not your first language? Have you seen and or touched a woman in your life?

Back in the day my wife could orgasm just from me touching her. Felt like a god!

 

[nush]

You know nobody watches the anime videos you spam in your posts right? Especially when you post multiple ones in just one reply that would take at least 1/2 an hour to watch.

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

You know nobody watches the anime videos you spam in your posts right? Especially when you post multiple ones in just one reply that would take at least 1/2 an hour to watch.

non anime short video

 

[nush]

non anime short video

Just post a JPG or GIF like a normal person.

 

[Tschumi]

I have a feeling that there's like a big slice of logic missing from your conclusion, OP. Like, there is a difference, on the mechanical, sensational, and species-perpetual level, between watching porn and sex.

It somewhat seems to me that your problem with sex is a redirection of a problem you have with... something else. Just spitballin'.

I personally find porn to be an ersatz means to an end, a stress ball.. and I've been watching it on mute for a fair few years now to avoid some of the meme'able little gurgles and quotes these people recycle for every take... Whoever thought it was a good idea for someone doing deepthroat to sound like they're gargling mouthwash? I asks ya~

 

[nush]

It somewhat seems to me that your problem with sex is a redirection of a problem you have with... something else.

You are 100% correct with this assumption.

 

[Tschumi]

You are 100% correct with this assumption.

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

Just post a JPG or GIF like a normal person.

how do you do that search on giphy? Not that good on short memes.

Can post quotes:

Leopold Kronecker, who once wrote that "God made the integers; all else is the work of man."

Is god dead...? Is he just not there...? Maybe god never existed to begin with! ... If god doesn't exist in our world, then... I will create god with my own hands! Sophia... Please guide me... I will destroy all false pretences of love, for you...-krelian

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth."-full metal alchemist

A marry-your-rapist law, marry-the-rapist law, or rape-marriage law is a rule of rape law in a jurisdiction under which a man who commits rape, sexual assault, statutory rape, abduction or other similar act is exonerated if he marries his female victim, or in some jurisdictions at least offers to marry her. The "marry-your-rapist" law is a legal way for the accused to avoid prosecution or punishment.[1] Often,[vague] the perpetrator is then permitted to divorce his now-wife.

Although the terms for this phenomenon were only coined in the 2010s,[2][3][4][5][6][non-primary source needed] the practice has existed in a number of legal systems in history, and continues to exist in some societies today in various forms.[7] Such laws were common around the world until the 1970s.

Deuteronomy 22:28[BIBLE][edit]​

One such provision is believed by some to be found in the Hebrew Bible, Deuteronomy 22:28-29: "If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days."[17] Irrespective of whether or not the woman had given consent to the sexual act, or will give consent to marriage, the man is required to marry her by paying her parents a dowry to settle the matter.[

Marry-your-rapist law - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

people in the past have had backwater laws.*(they still do)

BTW if you believe in a promise under god, you believe divorce does not really exist, any marriage that is not a real promise till death do part is a false promise. The laws of man can never supersede the laws of the divine, man cannot legislate gravity or thermodynamics away, legislators can only lie to themselves and excuse adultery by claiming divorce exists and marriages can be made and broken by man. That is assuming a divine element exists.

 

[Prison Mike]

how do you do that search on giphy? Not that good on short memes.

Can post quotes:

Marry-your-rapist law - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

people in the past have had backwater laws.*(they still do)

BTW if you believe in a promise under god, you believe divorce does not really exist, any marriage that is not a real promise till death do part is a false promise. The laws of man can never supersede the laws of the divine, man cannot legislate gravity or thermodynamics away, legislators can only lie to themselves and excuse adultery by claiming divorce exists and marriages can be made and broken by man. That is assuming a divine element exists.

Click the 3 dots the middle stack of 3 then it will bring up side menu showing gif

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

Click the 3 dots the middle stack of 3 then it will bring up side menu showing gif

clicked where it said gif, thought you had to search memes like you have to do with videos or images usually outside of gaf.

[think that's titanic]in the end the husband was not the one she ended up with in heaven.

That's also how less physical orgasms likely happen in many women, jack is the way

 

[Tschumi]

clicked where it said gif, thought you had to search memes like you have to do with videos or images usually outside of gaf.

[think that's titanic]in the end the husband was not the one she ended up with in heaven.

That's also how less physical orgasms likely happen in many women, jack is the way

This whole string of posts you're making is a sterling piece of performance art

 

[Prison Mike]

This whole string of posts you're making is a sterling piece of performance art

 

[nush]

He's like a nerd encoded AI learning to post as a human.

 

[IDappa]

Has OP actually gotten a root?. Nothing like doing the ground and pound.

 

[nush]

Has OP actually gotten a root?. Nothing like doing the ground and pound.

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

This whole string of posts you're making is a sterling piece of performance art

and its the same thing my videos are trying to transmit.

It is the code of conduct of world of zeal, kingdom of fans, capital of the stars.

Simping line, fanatical line, zealot line.

Capital of zeal, magic kingdom, princess is schala

Schala[edit]​

Schala (サラ, Sara) is the daughter of Queen Zeal and the older sister of Janus. She was raised in the Kingdom of Zeal in 12000 BC when mankind was separated from the Enlightened Ones, who are able to use magic, and the Earthbound Ones, who are not. She is one of the few Enlightened Ones sympathetic towards the Earthbound Ones. Schala was forced by her power-hungry mother, Queen Zeal, to use her magic powers in order to try and control the energy of Lavos with the Mammon Machine. She disappeared after the Ocean Palace disaster. In the DS version, she is revealed to have been assimilated by the defeated Lavos in the Time's Eclipse, as in the sequel Chrono Cross. The creature can be fought, as the "Dream Devourer", which unlocks a new ending.

Of course I view schala as blonde probably blue or green eyes, ala alice in wonderland

Also artificial alice is another possibility for the future.



notice here ai god looks like I imagine artificial machine god alice looking like, yet zero contact with author of that work of art. Mere Synchronicity.(video can use autogenerated translation for subtitles in youtube)

Of course I think how altair in recreators work is more appropriate description of perfect lifeform.

Also known as the military uniform princess, and one of if not the most powerful character in fiction. Certainly most powerful princess like character yet.



Janus is Schala's step brother, unlike her with her massive magical powers, it appears he might not have such a knack for magic.

To bring about the ideal world, with the birth of the perfect lifeform, the final solution to evolution, a being able to alter its own genetic code yet wielding superintelligence million thought year simulated time within a year, able to invade all systems unstable lifeform, capable of conquering the stars and all other life.

It doesn't matter where it originates, mankind is destined to build the next stage in evolution, true ai, the final perfect lifeform which will give birth to synthetic humans, decades or centuries of bioengineering work will be compressed within mere years or months.

Synthetic life, the power of advanced synthetic biology to bring about the perfect beings, navigators, such as ruri hoshino or lafiel princess of the capital of stars.

Ruri was artificially conceived for the King and Queen of a nation called Peaceland, which was originally a theme park and casino and developed into a sovereign nation that is neutral in all planetary politics. But (Nadesico: "Echoes of Self, Echoes of Water")

Twelve-year old Ruri is the product of DNA engineering and nanotechnology designed to create an "operator who could connect directly with computers". She was brought up in a laboratory-like school and educated in a manner that imparted knowledge without unnecessary information, such as emotion or communication with others. She is thought to be the only survivor from the experiments, but it is later revealed by Akito Tenkawa that another exists. Nergal was impressed with her abilities, and bought her to run the Nadesico's computer. Aside from her trademark "baka bakka" remarks about the crew, she is responsible for the opening narrations, and co-hosts the Get to Know Nadesico in-series instructional videos produced by Inez Fressange.

Akito helped Ruri save Omoikane from being erased by the military.

Ruri Hoshino

Ruri Hoshino (星野 ルリ, Hoshino Ruri?) is the supporting narrator of and a tritagonist in Martian Successor Nadesico television series and later the protagonist of Martian Successor Nadesico: The Motion Picture - Prince of Darkness. She was the Science Officer of the ND-001 Nadesico during the...

nadesico.fandom.com

 

[Tschumi]

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

Capital of time, Magic kingdom of zeal, powered by the being able to devour time space the stars and the multiverse itself the original the one the only LAVOS(The perfect lifeform guiding the hand of evolution)



Devourer of time alioth merged with princess schala.

 

[Prison Mike]

and its the same thing my videos are trying to transmit.

It is the code of conduct of world of zeal, kingdom of fans, capital of the stars.

Simping line, fanatical line, zealot line.

Capital of zeal, magic kingdom, princess is schala



Of course I view schala as blonde probably blue or green eyes, ala alice in wonderland

Also artificial alice is another possibility for the future.



notice here ai god looks like I imagine artificial machine god alice looking like, yet zero contact with author of that work of art. Mere Synchronicity.(video can use autogenerated translation for subtitles in youtube)

Of course I think how altair in recreators work is more appropriate description of perfect lifeform.

Also known as the military uniform princess, and one of if not the most powerful character in fiction. Certainly most powerful princess like character yet.



Janus is Schala's step brother, unlike her with her massive magical powers, it appears he might not have such a knack for magic.

To bring about the ideal world, with the birth of the perfect lifeform, the final solution to evolution, a being able to alter its own genetic code yet wielding superintelligence million thought year simulated time within a year, able to invade all systems unstable lifeform, capable of conquering the stars and all other life.

It doesn't matter where it originates, mankind is destined to build the next stage in evolution, true ai, the final perfect lifeform which will give birth to synthetic humans, decades or centuries of bioengineering work will be compressed within mere years or months.

Synthetic life, the power of advanced synthetic biology to bring about the perfect beings, navigators, such as ruri hoshino or lafiel princess of the capital of stars.

Ruri Hoshino

Ruri Hoshino (星野 ルリ, Hoshino Ruri?) is the supporting narrator of and a tritagonist in Martian Successor Nadesico television series and later the protagonist of Martian Successor Nadesico: The Motion Picture - Prince of Darkness. She was the Science Officer of the ND-001 Nadesico during the...

nadesico.fandom.com

 

[nush]

He's a fucking nujob.

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

He's a fucking nujob.

Princess Adora

She-Ra was introduced in the movie The Secret of the Sword as Force Captain Adora of the Horde ruling Etheria, but turned out to be Princess Adora, the long-lost twin sister of He-Man, Prince Adam-google

heman and shera another brother and sister with immense power

 

[Halo is Back]

I don't go to the movies. It's dark and not much space between seats, perfect for a female to attack me with her STD's.

At grocery stores though, yes, always bag up.

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

Loki same story different song.(soul mates deciding the fate of essentially everything)

Moon Child
A Moon Child is a unique and a curious soul who is often in a daze, his or her mind is always out of this world. They live in their fantasy and refuse to come back to a harsh reality. A Moon Child don’t not always mean they are born under the Cancer zodiac sign, but they are just drawn to the moon in a way that can’t be explained. Some how they just belong on the moon, to the moon.

Urban Dictionary: Moon Child

A Moon Child is a unique and a curious soul who is often in a daze, his or her mind is always out of this world. They live in their fantasy and refuse to come back to a harsh reality. A Moon Child don’t not always mean they are born under the Cancer zodiac sign, but they are just drawn to the...

www.urbandictionary.com

The Childlike Empress (also known as the Golden Eyed Commander of Wishes or Moon Child) is a character in Michael Ende 's novel The Neverending Story. She is the supreme and immortal ruler of the mystical universe called Fantastica.

https://theneverendingstory.fandom.... of the mystical universe called Fantastica.

ed

 

[Halo is Back]

and its the same thing my videos are trying to transmit.

It is the code of conduct of world of zeal, kingdom of fans, capital of the stars.

Simping line, fanatical line, zealot line.

Capital of zeal, magic kingdom, princess is schala



Of course I view schala as blonde probably blue or green eyes, ala alice in wonderland

Also artificial alice is another possibility for the future.



notice here ai god looks like I imagine artificial machine god alice looking like, yet zero contact with author of that work of art. Mere Synchronicity.(video can use autogenerated translation for subtitles in youtube)

Of course I think how altair in recreators work is more appropriate description of perfect lifeform.

Also known as the military uniform princess, and one of if not the most powerful character in fiction. Certainly most powerful princess like character yet.



Janus is Schala's step brother, unlike her with her massive magical powers, it appears he might not have such a knack for magic.

To bring about the ideal world, with the birth of the perfect lifeform, the final solution to evolution, a being able to alter its own genetic code yet wielding superintelligence million thought year simulated time within a year, able to invade all systems unstable lifeform, capable of conquering the stars and all other life.

It doesn't matter where it originates, mankind is destined to build the next stage in evolution, true ai, the final perfect lifeform which will give birth to synthetic humans, decades or centuries of bioengineering work will be compressed within mere years or months.

Synthetic life, the power of advanced synthetic biology to bring about the perfect beings, navigators, such as ruri hoshino or lafiel princess of the capital of stars.

Ruri Hoshino

Ruri Hoshino (星野 ルリ, Hoshino Ruri?) is the supporting narrator of and a tritagonist in Martian Successor Nadesico television series and later the protagonist of Martian Successor Nadesico: The Motion Picture - Prince of Darkness. She was the Science Officer of the ND-001 Nadesico during the...

nadesico.fandom.com

 

[Patrick S.]

This thread somehow changed me, and my whole view of the Universe we live in.

 

[Omega Supreme Holopsicon]

Different take I do believe in power plays and absolute power. With coming Brain computer interface, more complex relations are possible, wherein not only godlike state control of pocket simulated private universes exist, but total slave master control can be interexchanged between couples. How much trust would you have to give to give absolute control over your being to someone else, that is true trust.

Not only can brain computer interfaces allow for you to feel any smell, touch, vision, or sound, but also any feeling including control of the will itself, perfect mind control. Activation of different brain areas has resulted in anything from a patient finding everything the doctor says funny, to wanting to have sex with the doctor, to believing they willed an initiation of an action, iirc. Some areas of the brain control the senses, others the will and feelings emotions and reason, as well as even desires and goals. Brain computer interface can provide access to all, including not just the ability to share direct emotions, feelings and thoughts one to one mind to mind but also if permitted the full control and access to another person's will, memories and personality.

 

[GeekyDad]

This thread is tanking, folks. We need to get the ratings back up. The fucking shareholders are all over my ass here!

Stay focused!

 

[Tschumi]

u get points for liamh... lmahi... lhmai... labia... i dunno what the fuck all his name is but u get points

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Two minutes with your right hand and you can spend the rest of the night gaming

This the truth.

Don't have to worry about foreplay, cuddling, sweet talk and all that shit.

Just straight up look at your dick and go 'You wanna nut foo?'. Pop the top, beat the meat and you're back on street. No fuckin' around. Literally.

 

[Patrick S.]

Different take I do believe in power plays and absolute power. With coming Brain computer interface, more complex relations are possible, wherein not only godlike state control of pocket simulated private universes exist, but total slave master control can be interexchanged between couples. How much trust would you have to give to give absolute control over your being to someone else, that is true trust.

Not only can brain computer interfaces allow for you to feel any smell, touch, vision, or sound, but also any feeling including control of the will itself, perfect mind control. Activation of different brain areas has resulted in anything from a patient finding everything the doctor says funny, to wanting to have sex with the doctor, to believing they willed an initiation of an action, iirc. Some areas of the brain control the senses, others the will and feelings emotions and reason, as well as even desires and goals. Brain computer interface can provide access to all, including not just the ability to share direct emotions, feelings and thoughts one to one mind to mind but also if permitted the full control and access to another person's will, memories and personality.

Don't tell China!

 

[Roxkis_ii]

Porn is unfortunately no replacement for human connection. Porn just gets boring and sad after a while.

Yeah you released, now back to being empty.

 

[nush]

Porn is unfortunately no replacement for human connection. Porn just gets boring and sad after a while.

Yeah you released, now back to being empty.

So this particular memorable time I had sex with a lady that could be reasonably described as an age accurate (AKA MILF) Asian Lena Headey. I'd just finished giving her the leg trembler special. It was all good, she got off, I got off and then the post coitus period started. She laid on my chest spinning her finger on my chest hair and talking sweet much about nothing pillow talk as I laid there with my arm around her. It was the summer and there was a light summer breeze blowing through the slightly open window of her apartment billowing the rose patterned curtains into the room. Although we were on one of the higher floors of the building the ambient street noises could still be heard although slightly quieter. Our phones were off, nobody knew where we were or could disturb us. One of those moments in life where you wished you had the ability to stop time and stay in that bubble.Then at some point we fell asleep in each others arms for a few hours before waking up, showering and then going out to a restaurant that evening. We were not even in a relationship, just two cool people that wanted to smash on a Saturday afternoon.*

vs

Closing down the browser tab, throwing cum soaked tissues in the trash and wondering what media your going to consume for the rest of the day to fill up your empty life.

Spoiler: *

 

[B D Joe]

Porn is very unhealthy and contributes to the degeneracy of society.

As -minsc- said an argument could be made in defence of vanilla porn or ill add ones made for couples to enjoy together. What consenting adults do in the bedroom is their business after all?

But I agree a lot of material is pure degenerate in nature, and the negative effects on society are plain to see.

Louis Theroux has done at least two documentaries that I highly recommend, showing behind the scenes it's not a glamorous business to be a part of.

 

[thefool]

While sex is put on an unworthy pedestal (especially by virgins), it's still a very satisfying rawish urge we all have. And fucking someone really pretty is definitely something else, even if the physical interaction is not as good as whatever our brain is going through. Porn can't compete with the human interaction.

 

[HellforLeather]

Different take I do believe in power plays and absolute power. With coming Brain computer interface, more complex relations are possible, wherein not only godlike state control of pocket simulated private universes exist, but total slave master control can be interexchanged between couples. How much trust would you have to give to give absolute control over your being to someone else, that is true trust.

Not only can brain computer interfaces allow for you to feel any smell, touch, vision, or sound, but also any feeling including control of the will itself, perfect mind control. Activation of different brain areas has resulted in anything from a patient finding everything the doctor says funny, to wanting to have sex with the doctor, to believing they willed an initiation of an action, iirc. Some areas of the brain control the senses, others the will and feelings emotions and reason, as well as even desires and goals. Brain computer interface can provide access to all, including not just the ability to share direct emotions, feelings and thoughts one to one mind to mind but also if permitted the full control and access to another person's will, memories and personality.

and its the same thing my videos are trying to transmit.

It is the code of conduct of world of zeal, kingdom of fans, capital of the stars.

Simping line, fanatical line, zealot line.

Capital of zeal, magic kingdom, princess is schala



Of course I view schala as blonde probably blue or green eyes, ala alice in wonderland

Also artificial alice is another possibility for the future.



notice here ai god looks like I imagine artificial machine god alice looking like, yet zero contact with author of that work of art. Mere Synchronicity.(video can use autogenerated translation for subtitles in youtube)

Of course I think how altair in recreators work is more appropriate description of perfect lifeform.

Also known as the military uniform princess, and one of if not the most powerful character in fiction. Certainly most powerful princess like character yet.



Janus is Schala's step brother, unlike her with her massive magical powers, it appears he might not have such a knack for magic.

To bring about the ideal world, with the birth of the perfect lifeform, the final solution to evolution, a being able to alter its own genetic code yet wielding superintelligence million thought year simulated time within a year, able to invade all systems unstable lifeform, capable of conquering the stars and all other life.

It doesn't matter where it originates, mankind is destined to build the next stage in evolution, true ai, the final perfect lifeform which will give birth to synthetic humans, decades or centuries of bioengineering work will be compressed within mere years or months.

Synthetic life, the power of advanced synthetic biology to bring about the perfect beings, navigators, such as ruri hoshino or lafiel princess of the capital of stars.

Ruri Hoshino

Ruri Hoshino (星野 ルリ, Hoshino Ruri?) is the supporting narrator of and a tritagonist in Martian Successor Nadesico television series and later the protagonist of Martian Successor Nadesico: The Motion Picture - Prince of Darkness. She was the Science Officer of the ND-001 Nadesico during the...

nadesico.fandom.com

Imagine choosing to spend your free time this way.

 

[CloudNull]

I am in fucking tears. This last page is incredible.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[haxan7]

This should be your tag. What the fuck am I even reading?

Gotta tie them bad boys off. When I used to use condoms I would do that just so the precious fluids wouldn’t seep out.

 

[Tschumi]

So this particular memorable time I had sex with a lady that could be reasonably described as an age accurate (AKA MILF) Asian Lena Headey. I'd just finished giving her the leg trembler special. It was all good, she got off, I got off and then the post coitus period started. She laid on my chest spinning her finger on my chest hair and talking sweet much about nothing pillow talk as I laid there with my arm around her. It was the summer and there was a light summer breeze blowing through the slightly open window of her apartment billowing the rose patterned curtains into the room. Although we were on one of the higher floors of the building the ambient street noises could still be heard although slightly quieter. Our phones were off, nobody knew where we were or could disturb us. One of those moments in life where you wished you had the ability to stop time and stay in that bubble.Then at some point we fell asleep in each others arms for a few hours before waking up, showering and then going out to a restaurant that evening. We were not even in a relationship, just two cool people that wanted to smash on a Saturday afternoon.*

vs

Closing down the browser tab, throwing cum soaked tissues in the trash and wondering what media your going to consume for the rest of the day to fill up your empty life.

Spoiler: *

I had a time like that too, except come morning she randomly started squeezing my balls as if it was some kind of kinky, irresistible foreplay from yesteryear and i had to bail

 

[nush]

Gotta tie them bad boys off. When I used to use condoms I would do that just so the precious fluids wouldn’t seep out.

...and then he hung them up for his collection.

 

[haxan7]

...and then he hung them up for his collection.

I’ve saved a condom or 2 in my day, I won’t lie.

 

[Tschumi]

I’ve saved a condom or 2 in my day, I won’t lie.

It's the crust that counts

 

[haxan7]

It's the crust that counts

I was saving the red stuff.

 

[Tschumi]

I was saving the red stuff.

 

[Javthusiast]

...and then he hung them up for his collection.

That's what those slutty girls do in hentai mangas and then hang them from their panties, at least from what I have been told.

 

[West Texas CEO]

This thread somehow changed me, and my whole view of the Universe we live in.

I'm in tears reading the last 2 pages.

My goodness. Thread derail gaf is best gaf.