Woot off today! 7-22

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*donates $1 to the "Change-it-Now-o-meter"*
 
oh god

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The last few avatars in the thread have been quite applicable for quoting at the moment.

EDIT: Speed to First Woot:
0m 1.490s

How the hell are people that fast?
 
they must have only had one of those memory cards:lol

fake edit: only 6!!!:lol

1 person bought 3
1 person bought 2
1 person bought 1

a whole 3 people got in on that...
 
We’re not making this up
It really happened to a guy that a friend of ours knows
This guy was camping out west, and he had filled up his camera’s memory card with pictures of wildflowers. Tons of wildflower pictures. This guy is really into wildflowers. And he had lots of doubles, but he was apprehensive about deleting anything because it’s hard to tell what’s really in focus sometimes on the little viewing screen, right? So he’s sitting there by his tent one night, seeing what he can delete to make a little room on the card because he’s got two more days and he expects he’ll see more flowers.

And he can’t decide what to get rid of, so he’s thinking he’ll just wait and see, ‘cause maybe tomorrow’s hike won’t have any excellent wildflowers on it anyway. And right then, Sasquatch comes strolling through his camp.

And this guy is like: Oh scat, it’s Sasquatch. And Sasquatch sees him, and is like hey, dude.

And the guy goes hey, Sasquatch. What’s up? And Sasquatch is all: Oh, you know, huntin’ and foragin’. Keepin’ it real. And the guy says hey, uh, not to impose or anything, but do you think I could take your picture?

And Sasquatch is like no problem, just make it quick; I kinda gotta bounce immediately. And the guy gets all nervous, fumbling with his camera, wondering what to delete, and after a minute Sasquatch finally goes hey, maybe it’s not going to work out with the picture thing, but it was cool rappin’ with you. Peace, dog. And he strides off into the brush.

And the thing is, this guy had just seen a good deal on a nice big spare memory card online a few days before his trip, but he didn’t buy it, thinking: How big a deal is it, really, to run out of memory on my camera?
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Priceless.
 
You’d Probably Like Him If You Ever Met Him
Two gigs? Whatever, Woot. Lame.

You think this Centon 2GB PC2-6400 DDR2 PC Memory is a deal? Wow, you’ve really changed. You used to sell cool stuff. Remember when you sold cool stuff? Yeah, well, now you don’t. I remember when you had a 400 gig stick of RAM for a buck, not like this Centon 2GB PC2 -6400 DDR2 PC Memory. 2 gigs? Please. And don’t even get me started about that greedy way you handled your birthday. Trying to help distribute fairly to make sure everyone got a gift? More like ripping everybody off and ruining the system that I had developed. Sure hope you never do that again. Are you trying to chase me away? So here’s the deal: you put up a plasma screen for three bucks right after this Centon 2GB PC2-6400 DDR2 PC Memory or else you’ll never see me here again. What? Who am I? Oh, that’s it. You just crossed a line, Woot. I’ll see you in court. For what? I don’t know, have you ever heard of a little thing called hate crimes? Because deals are my religion, and you’ve just basically said you hate my religion. Good luck, Woot. Hope you’ve got a good lawyer.

:lol :lol Never stop, Woot.
 
Rest In Peac- Oh, He’s Not?
We expect there’s going to be a great deal of confusion over these Intermatic Malibu Resin Pagoda Solar Table Lights, so lets clear up any problems right now.

The Malibu Resin Pagoda Solar Table Light has a durable molded construction that will help it to last a long, long time.

Abe Vigoda... well, he also seems to be made from something durable. Maybe that’s why there’s some confusion.

The Malibu Resin Pagoda Solar Table Light recharges in sunlight and lasts up to ten hours with a full charge.

Abe Vigoda was recently on the Today Show, which takes place in sunlight, and usually needs a nap after working for ten hours. Hmm.

The Malibu Resin Pagoda Solar Table Light has a frosted impact resistant globe, which sounds a lot like… Abe Vigoda’s head…

Hey, wait right there, We need to check with the warehouse and see if this is mislabeled because we might actually be sellling Abe Vigoda.
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:lol
 
Orbitcube said:
Damn, I'd expect GAF to 500, not Woot.

But at least I know Keyboard Cat makes good downtime/error message music. :lol :lol
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Woot 500'd during the last Woot Off.
 
It's all about luck with the BOC. Or them putting the shipping price at $1,000,000 to throw off everyone while I go along and get it for the right price at checkout. :D That was a good day
 
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