Would you smoke for 5 mins for 30 million dollars?

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I think this is the funniest thread I've read on GAF. The unicorns fucking is absolutely hysterical.

I'd smoke just about anything for 30 MILLION DOLLARS. Even cock. Maybe even two cocks! Hell I'd smoke some weed for 5 minutes if my payment was just a pizza from Giovanni's in Santa Barbara. Let alone 30 million bucks? Sheesh!

But would I take it in the ass for 30 million? I....I just don't know. 30 Mill is more money then I'll ever have, likely, even my whole life combined. But...but I just don't know if I could part with my bum-hymen for any ammount of money. It's like asking me if I'd go through intense personal torture for 30 million. Fuck no.

And while I woulnd't have sex with Jessica Alba for free, I WOULD have fake sex with her for 30 million. Anyone who wouldn't (UK2) is a fool.

Edit: Hey! I'm the first post on the THIRD PAGE of this thread! I'd take 30 mil for that!

Now, another question for GAF: What would you do.....for a laugh?
 
I should actually show this to some of my friends at school. They would just laugh and laugh at it. Half of them smoke, drink, kiss someone who is the same gender as them, get fucked and take of their shirts every weekend.

Life is great at high school :)
 
psycho_snake said:
Half of them ... kiss someone who is the same gender as them, get fucked and take of their shirts every weekend.

Life is great at high school :)
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Are they girls? If so I'm going to masturbate.













For free!
 
WordAssassin said:
Are they girls? If so I'm going to masturbate.
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Mosty girls :). there are people who are completely opposite to that though, such as this guy in my class who sticks unlit cigaretts in his mouth becuase 'he likes the taste of fags when they are not lit whilst wearing his shirt unbuttoned and tensing his abs.... Too bad no one cares about him.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
Nope. I already turned down alot of stuff because people wanted me to do things that i didnt feel right in doing. These are some of the things which i wont do in a movie:

Smoke
Drink
Take off my shirt
Do sex scenes
kiss another man
Play a evil guy

Note: Being evil is different then being bad, so i would play a bad guy.
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Won't do in a movie? WTF? You're not an actor. :p There are stupid actors out there (I know several of them) but you're in a league of your own, buddy.

And you won't play A evil guy? What the hell? Evil is so much more fun to play "because good is dumb!"



P.S. -- WAIT! You're the dude who is trying to get The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage produced right???

P.P.S --And to the original question I would smoke for 5 minutes for 30 million dollars. I've smoked for next to nothing as pay and I detest smoking.
 
^^^^ Actually i am a actor, i lived in beverly hills and everybody who really knows me, know this already. If you wanna find out anything about me, just use the search engines, its real simple to do.

Untouchable2K
U2K aka The General
The Don U2K
LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. 96
$TILL LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t
Vega$
The General 96
Ma-'k-av"el-i
U2K

Search under those names.

And btw, i am not a joke character or a troll. I am serious, i mean why is it so hard for someone to understand that i aint the type of person to do anything for money. I just cant be like that, and besides i'm trying to keep my body clean , now anyway. I have 12 tattoos on me, so i already done f*** up once, but never again.
 
And on a last note, i also mention back in 99 that i am on the internet for reasons. Yea of course i cant tell you who i am, but when i change the world, you will find out. And plus, i am what you call someone who seeks out for attention, but its not the attention that you may that . I keep my name and image going for reasons....

I first got on the internet back in 1999, and ever since then up until now 2005 going on 2006. My name is still going and my image is still going, i am worldwide legendary on the entire internet, and i plan on keeping it that way, even when i change the world before winter of 2007.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
^^^^ Actually i am a actor, i lived in beverly hills and everybody who really knows me, know this already. If you wanna find out anything about me, just use the search engines, its real simple to do.

Untouchable2K
U2K aka The General
The Don U2K
LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. 96
$TILL LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t
Vega$
The General 96
Ma-'k-av"el-i
U2K

Search under those names.

And btw, i am not a joke character or a troll. I am serious, i mean why is it so hard for someone to understand that i aint the type of person to do anything for money. I just cant be like that, and besides i'm trying to keep my body clean , now anyway. I have 12 tattoos on me, so i already done f*** up once, but never again.
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Notice the past tense.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
^^^^ Actually i am a actor, i lived in beverly hills and everybody who really knows me, know this already. If you wanna find out anything about me, just use the search engines, its real simple to do.

Untouchable2K
U2K aka The General
The Don U2K
LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. 96
$TILL LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t
Vega$
The General 96
Ma-'k-av"el-i
U2K

Search under those names.

And btw, i am not a joke character or a troll. I am serious, i mean why is it so hard for someone to understand that i aint the type of person to do anything for money. I just cant be like that, and besides i'm trying to keep my body clean , now anyway. I have 12 tattoos on me, so i already done f*** up once, but never again.
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Is that you Xzibit?
 
The bottom line is, i just think to keep a good image from the spirit sense and the flesh sense, whatever you may do in life, you have to keep yourself clean and show respect. Even if you in the spotlight/fame, you have to learn to stay focus and pay close attention to your surroundings. If not, well you can failed just like the other people in hollywood. Failed marriages, ending up broke, all types of crazy stuff.

I just cant be like that, i have to maintain a perfect image, even tho i am imperfect.

Peace...... :)
 
I'd stick a lit cigarette up my ass for $30 million.

I mean come on..is there really THAT much that someone wouldn't do for $30 million?
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
The bottom line is, i just think to keep a good image from the spirit sense and the flesh sense, whatever you may do in life, you have to keep yourself clean and show respect. Even if you in the spotlight/fame, you have to learn to stay focus and pay close attention to your surroundings. If not, well you can failed just like the other people in hollywood. Failed marriages, ending up broke, all types of crazy stuff.

I just cant be like that, i have to maintain a perfect image, even tho i am imperfect.

Peace...... :)
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Your image has taken a hit recently. Maybe you want to rethink this internet posting thing.
 
DJ_Tet said:
Your image has taken a hit recently. Maybe you want to rethink this internet posting thing.
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Nah he should stay around because he's hilarious. Someone made a post about porn recently and he went on this rant about why you shouldn't look at porn.
 
What the hell? :lol

I searched and the only thing I could see is the countless forums that you've joined, that's like 50 forums, no offense.

And I don't think being in the stock market business is famous at all.
 
Apparently your real name is "Tommy Vegas" and you claim you're an actor, but if thats the case, wouldn't you have a profile on IMDB?

Unless your "Tommy Vargas" and starred in a Mexican film in 1953, I don't think you're on there. :lol
 
tommy_D.jpg
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
The bottom line is, i just think to keep a good image from the spirit sense and the flesh sense, whatever you may do in life, you have to keep yourself clean and show respect. Even if you in the spotlight/fame, you have to learn to stay focus and pay close attention to your surroundings. If not, well you can failed just like the other people in hollywood. Failed marriages, ending up broke, all types of crazy stuff.

I just cant be like that, i have to maintain a perfect image, even tho i am imperfect.

Peace...... :)
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This sounds a little crazy, a little.....scientology oriented?

IS THAT YOU TOM CRUISE??!

...WHEN DID YOU GET 12 TATTOOS?!
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
And on a last note, i also mention back in 99 that i am on the internet for reasons. Yea of course i cant tell you who i am, but when i change the world, you will find out. And plus, i am what you call someone who seeks out for attention, but its not the attention that you may that . I keep my name and image going for reasons....

I first got on the internet back in 1999, and ever since then up until now 2005 going on 2006. My name is still going and my image is still going, i am worldwide legendary on the entire internet, and i plan on keeping it that way, even when i change the world before winter of 2007.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This is one of the greatest posts ever seen on this forum.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
And on a last note, i also mention back in 99 that i am on the internet for reasons. Yea of course i cant tell you who i am, but when i change the world, you will find out. And plus, i am what you call someone who seeks out for attention, but its not the attention that you may that . I keep my name and image going for reasons....

I first got on the internet back in 1999, and ever since then up until now 2005 going on 2006. My name is still going and my image is still going, i am worldwide legendary on the entire internet, and i plan on keeping it that way, even when i change the world before winter of 2007.
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:lol :lol :lol WTF how did i miss that post :lol
 
At this point I don't really want to make fun of the guy... I only want to say that I wish I was on the internet for reasons. I'm just fucking around most of the time.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
And on a last note, i also mention back in 99 that i am on the internet for reasons. Yea of course i cant tell you who i am, but when i change the world, you will find out. And plus, i am what you call someone who seeks out for attention, but its not the attention that you may that . I keep my name and image going for reasons....

I first got on the internet back in 1999, and ever since then up until now 2005 going on 2006. My name is still going and my image is still going, i am worldwide legendary on the entire internet, and i plan on keeping it that way, even when i change the world before winter of 2007.
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I thought the Dreamcast was coming back in 2009 :(

Is the release date moving up?! :D



PS: I hate Cyan :lol
 
No offence to you man, but i really think you should see a psychiatrist, or get your head checked or something. There is really something wrong here, and i'm not trying to be rude but you really do post the strangest most nonsensical things.
btw, having 12 tatoos is not making a mistake (if you see it that way), it's making 12 mistakes. But then why in an earlier post did you say that you would take off your shit to show them off if you really think they are mistakes? plus the countless other flaws in your posts......In short, seek help.
 
^^^^ Oh sorry about that, it was a bad choice overall. At that time when i got 12 tattoos i didnt really um follow GOD, yet alone care about none of that bible stuff, or i did, but again i didnt follow it. So years after, just understanding that the bible says not to get tattoos, i feel bad about it, but whats done is done.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
^^^^ Oh sorry about that, it was a bad choice overall. At that time when i got 12 tattoos i didnt really um follow GOD, yet alone care about none of that bible stuff, or i did, but again i didnt follow it. So years after, just understanding that the bible says not to get tattoos, i feel bad about it, but whats done is done.
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"AND I AM SCATHED WITH THESE TATTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS."
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
just understanding that the bible says not to get tattoos.
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That's the one right before "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut", right?
 
According to his profile on Christian forums, this is his favourite bible verse.
Behold, I will create
new heavens and a new earth.
The former things will not be remembered,
nor will they come to mind.
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On the tattoo issue i found this

Question: "What does the Bible say about tattoos / body piercings?"

Answer: The Old Testament law commanded the Israelites, “Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD” (Leviticus 19:28). So, even though believers today are not under the Old Testament law (Romans 10:4; Galatians 3:23-25; Ephesians 2:15), the fact that there was a command against tattoos should cause us to question. The New Testament does not say anything about whether a believer should or should not get a tattoo.


Thats bs. Alot of people in this time actually believe the OT dont count and we dont lived under it. But the OT and the NT is suppose to apply to us. The israelites aint no different then the rest of us, um human beings. We all are human, we all are GOD's children, every rule or law or commandment from the old and the new should apply to us.

Nothing has really change in this world, people will make you believe different, but nothing has really change.
 
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