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[Excess Poo Flakes]

Cloudy? more like crap

 

[Jewbacca]

Id light the fucking thing while its stuck in my asshole (i didnt wipe btw) and then I would smoke as fast as I can while lighting another cig in my ass for 5 mins straight for 30 million dollars... I would make a video and post it on gaf too and then at the end you will see me swim in a pool of jello. Red jello.

 

[Jive Turkey]

^^^^ Actually i am a actor, i lived in beverly hills and everybody who really knows me, know this already. If you wanna find out anything about me, just use the search engines, its real simple to do.

Untouchable2K
U2K aka The General
The Don U2K
LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. 96
$TILL LegendaryU2K
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t
Vega$
The General 96
Ma-'k-av"el-i
U2K

Search under those names.

And btw, i am not a joke character or a troll. I am serious, i mean why is it so hard for someone to understand that i aint the type of person to do anything for money. I just cant be like that, and besides i'm trying to keep my body clean , now anyway. I have 12 tattoos on me, so i already done f*** up once, but never again.

I'm calling serious bullshit on this. I'm also calling you out. If you were a actor at any point in your life you'd either tell us what films you've been in OR give us links to your work if you've only done stage. Othewise you can keep claiming you're an actor and the rest of the world will go on knowing you're full of shit.

Oh and if you really are an actor and really would refuse to do everything you listed (save for the nude scene) it's no wonder why you don't get any work.

 

[Lemurnator]

Would you become addicted to heroin for $30,000,000?

Would you suck a dick for $1,000,000?

I know I would.

I would do it for free.

If I liked the person...

 

[J2 Cool]

Would you become addicted to heroin for $30,000,000?

Would you suck a dick for $1,000,000?

I know I would.

I would do it for free.

If I liked the person...

O_O I should not be thinking about this for more than .000000000000000000000000000000000321 seconds.. *shakes head*

 

[demon]

Would you become addicted to heroin for $30,000,000?

Would you suck a dick for $1,000,000?

I know I would.

I would do it for free.

If I liked the person...

MY KINDA GAL!

 

[eLGee]

You're telling me you wouldn't sacrifice a bit of yourself for everything you can improve and set right with 30 million dollars?

Nope. I already turned down alot of stuff because people wanted me to do things that i didnt feel right in doing. These are some of the things which i wont do in a movie:

Smoke
Drink
Take off my shirt
Do sex scenes
kiss another man
Play a evil guy

Note: Being evil is different then being bad, so i would play a bad guy.

Wow. You really have the wrong kind of job for you. If you're an actor, that is.
BTW, you won't DRINK in a movie? Why? Most of the stuff they use for props in a movie/stage is not the real thing anyway, so what's your fucking problem?

 

[White Man]

I would eat a toilet bowl's worth of leavings from any poster here for 30 million dollars.

 

[Crab Shaker]

I would do anything for love - meat loaf


I heard that playing on the radio and thought of this thread.