Rusev hasn't been officially announced correct?I think there are 2-3 spots vacant at the moment.
Last time Taker dove over the ropes he face planted into the mat, last time Brock attempted a shooting star press he too buried his cranium in the canvas, WM moments they both were.
Time for these two to get redemption together at WM30 and deliver the high flying action that they long since left behind, spoilers: this way ends in a no contest on both accounts.
It should be the crowd. Even if they're plants, it'd still be awesomeBryan needs the starcade 97 after his win with the whole locker room out to celebrate
Has anyone got that HHH/Bryan "I would bury you so hard that whoever helped you get out would be crowned king Arthur" picture? Seems potentially relevant.
After Bryan beats HHH he should snap a shovel in two right in the middle of the ring.
Really though, it only makes sense for Brock to dominate Taker for 20 minutes (a la the Cena match) but then, STING's music hits and he comes out to the ramp. Taker rolls up Brock while he's distracted. Streak retained, Taker and Sting staredown.
With Live Video Feeds of various large groups around the world watching it live on Big Screens celebrating like in the World Cup.
Then cut to a homeless man watching in a CRT in an alley doing the Yes chant and movement.
Then cut to a kid in a hospital bed watching, doing the Yes and the doctor is enters the room and saying "Jimmy's going to be fine!"
Then cut to Putin tears in his eyes and calls off whatever the fuck he was doing.
Then Noel and Liam watch the match together and decide to reunite Oasis.
Then Sega executives watch this and decide to pool all of their money on Shenmue 3
So what's Kofis battle royal non-elimination gimmick going to be? Maybe he can balance on his nose?
He will be falling out of the ring and at the final second he will grab hold of the Andre the Giant statue to keep from touching the floor. Upon this sudden brush with magic, the Andre statue will become animated with the soul of Andre ala Pinocchio. The living Andre statue will then throw Kofi back in to the ring. Kofi will land gracefully on both feet and then the camera will pan to the Andre statue which is now giving Kofi the thumbs up while winking.
Boom!(boom! boom!) There is your WrestleMania Moment
The only way it makes sense for Sting to show up is if he does it like this:
The greatest feature film in the history of our sport.Is this from Ready to Rumble?
So what's Kofis battle royal non-elimination gimmick going to be? Maybe he can balance on his nose?
Then cut to a homeless man watching in a CRT in an alley doing the Yes chant and movement.
Then cut to a kid in a hospital bed watching, doing the Yes and the doctor is enters the room and saying "Jimmy's going to be fine!"
Then cut to Putin tears in his eyes and calls off whatever the fuck he was doing.
Then Noel and Liam watch the match together and decide to reunite Oasis.
Then Sega executives watch this and decide to pool all of their money on Shenmue 3
So what's Kofis battle royal non-elimination gimmick going to be? Maybe he can balance on his nose?
FANTASY BOOKING: Haitch vs. Bryan. HHH has done everything but he cannot put Bryan away. He's even put Bryan in the Yes Lock and Bryan still would not quit. HHH has had enough. He goes under the ring and grabs his sledgehammer. The ref gets into his face. HHH calls for a mic and tells the ref, "You disqualify me and you're fired." The ref moves out of the way and HHH lays a beating into Bryan, all the while screaming stuff like, "I'M THE BOSS. I RUN THIS COMPANY. I AM WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS." He finally hits the pedigree and pins Bryan for the 3-count. Crowd's pissed. Out comes Hogan. Hogan says something like, "You've forgotten, Hunter, that as long as you're in that ring wrestling, you're under a talent contract. The board has been disgusted by your actions in the ring and has thus suspended you as a wrestler for the time being, meaning you cannot compete in the main event. Bryan will be competing in your stead."
That way, Haitch gets the Wrestlemania victory he has wanted, and Bryan gets the Wrestlemania victory he deserves. Either that or Batista wins, iunno.
Just gopt around to watching the press conference. Christ, this is cringeyer than Total Divas.
Batista was pretty good though.
Generally, I dislike overbooking Mania.
Keep it clean
Keep it simple.
One (emphasize ONE) of the reasons I disliked Miz/Cena was that terrible finishing sequence/restart
I can't see a simple way of having HHH winning and Bryan in the main event.
I will be super shocked if that Andre trophy isn't broken either on purpose or by accident before next year's WrestleMania.
I'm at work. I can't see your (presumably) hilarious image.
I still feel Vince had more of a presence that made his matches more endearing.
This is strictly a meet & greet based on the Wyatts characters.
Sister Abigail not included.
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