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[Ithil]

lol meet and greet with the Wyatt Family:

I guess I should be grateful they don't have a twenty year old corpse at the signings.

 

[Rapstah]

WWE finally reveals its true intentions:

Children two years old and younger are FREE.

 

[okayfrog]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Stone Cold confirms he'll be at Wrestlemania. There's an article up on WWE.com confirming this that I got a link to on my phone, but I can't find the link on the web yet.

EDIT: There we go.

 

[Ithil]

Zooms out to a large panning shot of Earth as all Nations are smiling doing the Yes Chant.

Cut to Mothership Orbiting Earth... Aliens remove their hands from the 'Destroy button' and do Yes Chant too.

 

[somedevil]

Bryan as a Paul Heyman guy could be great.

If they do a new Paul Heyman guy I bet it will either be Corey Graves or the dark horse Prince Devitt.

 

[adj_noun]

Some of these Charity Auctions are pretty neat.

Aww, somebody bid on Hacksaw.

 

[Sheroking]

Bryan as a Paul Heyman guy could be great.

No heel turn for Bryan.

I kinda think Heyman needs to go away for a while, too. He's a great character but there's been too much of him the last couple of years.

 

[Hasney]

No heel turn for Bryan.

I kinda think Heyman needs to go away for a while, too. He's a great character but there's been too much of him the last couple of years.

No. If anything, he should be on more. In segments where Paul Heyman is not present, characters on screen should be asking "Where's Heyman?".

 

[Sheroking]

the original, for posterity

I laughed at this for five straight minutes. Thanks.

No. If anything, he should be on more. In segments where Paul Heyman is not present, characters on screen should be asking "Where's Heyman?".

He's a good promo, but I tire of him quickly.

He makes sense with Lesnar but not with Bryan (who shouldn't be a heel for the forseeable future) or Punk (who could cut his own promos).

 

[PhantomZone]

DEAD

Legit lol

 

[Aiii]

Homophobic joke aside, that's a card I'd want to see.

 

[blackaroni]

Anyone watching Wrestlemania Today on the network?

 

[Aiii]

Anyone watching Wrestlemania Today on the network?

I have a passionate hate for Alex Riley. Get this idiot off of these panels ASAP.

 

[Rapstah]

Anyone watching Wrestlemania Today on the network?

They're putting over the WWE Network... but isn't this already only on the WWE Network? Also they're saying everything WWE ever produced is on the Network, implying TV too.

 

[Sblargh]

Anyone watching Wrestlemania Today on the network?

It is turned on, but everything else around me is more entertaining. Oooh, cardboard boxes!

 

[blackaroni]

I have a passionate hate for Alex Riley. Get this idiot off of these panels ASAP.

Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I can't explain it either.

 

[Rapstah]

It's a shame they must have commissioned these country versions of Randy Orton's and Batista's themes months ago when they were the main event because they should make more of them and Triple H's theme is a great candidate.

 

[blackaroni]

Booker hates Alex Riley too!

Also, this was great too:
http://youtu.be/9b72gYPJ6M8

Hey it's Big E. Look at all that personality.

 

[Aiii]

Who dares to not love Big E. For shame!

 

[blackaroni]

Who dares to not love Big E. For shame!

I like him more than I like Alex Riley, which doesn't say shit. Big E is terrible, but that segment made me miss Nola. I really should have went to Wrestlemania. Hell, I still can go.

 

[Rapstah]

Ryback is a less funny dude but at least he's better at making his personality come across in matches than Big E is. And they're about as bad at wrestling.

 

[Razorskin]

 

[blackaroni]

Daniel vs Trips is gonna be a great match. If I were to be hype about anything for the event, it's that match.

 

[toddhunter]

Them photoshop skillz

 

[Rapstah]

JBL starts shooting on people, insider jokes, mentions how a porn star was Fandangoing. He's really good when he's not scripted.

 

[Ithil]

Daniel vs Trips is gonna be a great match. If I were to be hype about anything for the event, it's that match.

Triple H is old now and past his prime in the ring, but he still knows storytelling, and Bryan is of course the best in the company. They'll have a great match.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

It'll happen.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Triple H is old now and past his prime in the ring, but he still knows storytelling, and Bryan is of course the best in the company. They'll have a great match.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and think it's gonna be HHH's best match he'll ever have. It could seriously be up there.

 

[Razorskin]

JBL starts shooting on people, insider jokes, mentions how a porn star was Fandangoing. He's really good when he's not scripted.

JBL on Tensai: "Only thing Jason Albert ever drew was unemployment"

 

[Sblargh]

The rolling Stones magazine website? That mainstream appeal.
Cena can stay on the breakfast TV shows, D-bry will be on the key demographic websites!

 

[blackaroni]

JBL starts shooting on people, insider jokes, mentions how a porn star was Fandangoing. He's really good when he's not scripted.

JBL and Cole are both hilarious on this. Hell, Booker too. These 3 need to more network time.

 

[Ithil]

JBL starts shooting on people, insider jokes, mentions how a porn star was Fandangoing. He's really good when he's not scripted.

That's what he used to be like on commentary, before Vince turned him into a hand puppet. Cole is also pretty witty when off RAW.

It'll happen.

Should take off the sheep mask to reveal a sheep.

It is Sting after all.

 

[Rapstah]

What the hell, if their post-game shows were like this I might actually watch them. Cole and JBL are amazing here!

 

[Sblargh]

I love the one awkward guy trying to stay professional. You really only need one.

 

[blackaroni]

What the hell, if their post-game shows were like this I might actually watch them. Cole and JBL are amazing here!

I think it's Booker, Alex, Josh and someone else. No JBL and Cole to my knowledge. Should be though.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Real talk, I can't believe how hot that pop was for Cena when he unmasked. People went nuts.

 

[okayfrog]

Who dares to not love Big E. For shame!

Big E won me over during that interview with Dolph Ziggler at the Royal Rumble last year. A shame we don't ever see that side of Big E, the 5 side.

 

[Showaddy]

Real talk, I can't believe how hot that pop was for Cena when he unmasked. People went nuts.

I honestly can't remember the last time Cena got a pop like that, shows that if he actually bothered to change up his shitty boring character and actually do something interesting people would cheer for him.

 

[blackaroni]

Cena is just the worst. I'm not a Bray fan either, but I hope he has an actual career after this Cena feud.

Lol at Booker saying John sounded like a Baptist preacher.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I honestly can't remember the last time Cena got a pop like that, shows that if he actually bothered to change up his shitty boring character and actually do something interesting people would cheer for him.

Damn right.

Also can't get over how GOOD Alex Riley is in this role as analyst. That's his calling.

 

[Sblargh]

So we all agree Cena should lose to keep this actually good feud until Summerslam, right? I mean, he even has an excuse for losing with 3 vs 1 plus mind games.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

So we all agree Cena should lose to keep this actually good feud until Summerslam, right? I mean, he even has an excuse for losing with 3 vs 1 plus mind games.

There's not much worthwhile gained from Cena winning, so the optimist in me says Bray Wyatt will get the win. I wouldn't mind if there were several shenanigans involved.

 

[blackaroni]

Please don't break up Shield.

 

[toddhunter]

So we all agree Cena should lose to keep this actually good feud until Summerslam, right? I mean, he even has an excuse for losing with 3 vs 1 plus mind games.

The only way Cena should win is if Bray kneels down in the rings, starts laughing and stops fighting.
Then Cena can attack him while he is down (after 28 minutes of being conflicted with the same facial expression) and go on to be a slightly interesting character.

So yeah, Cena wins clean by doing an AA to all three Wyatt members and laying them on top of each other.

 

[blackaroni]

Road Dogg is great.

 

[Sblargh]

Corporate Outlaws.

This is too real.

 

[Vylash]

Triple H is old now and past his prime in the ring, but he still knows storytelling, and Bryan is of course the best in the company. They'll have a great match.

I wouldn't go that far

 

[blackaroni]

Billy Gunn is senile already.

 

[jmdajr]

God damn I'm still at work :\

Vacation trip being earned.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Last time Taker dove over the ropes he face planted into the mat, last time Brock attempted a shooting star press he too buried his cranium in the canvas, WM moments they both were.
Time for these two to get redemption together at WM30 and deliver the high flying action that they long since left behind, spoilers: this way ends in a no contest on both accounts.

To be fair, Brock only faceplanted because he put Angle WAY too far away from the corner. And there was no way he could just climb down and reposition the body once he got on top of the ropes.

The crazy thing is he almost hit it. But he probably should have just gone for a diving splash/ headbutt instead.... or chosen the opposite ring corner :|

Just FYI, he did the SSP all the time while in OVW and specifically left it out of his aresnal when he was brought up so he could pull it out at wrestlemania.