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Zooms out to a large panning shot of Earth as all Nations are smiling doing the Yes Chant.

Cut to Mothership Orbiting Earth... Aliens remove their hands from the 'Destroy button' and do Yes Chant too.

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No heel turn for Bryan.

I kinda think Heyman needs to go away for a while, too. He's a great character but there's been too much of him the last couple of years.

No. If anything, he should be on more. In segments where Paul Heyman is not present, characters on screen should be asking "Where's Heyman?".
 
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I laughed at this for five straight minutes. Thanks.

No. If anything, he should be on more. In segments where Paul Heyman is not present, characters on screen should be asking "Where's Heyman?".

He's a good promo, but I tire of him quickly.

He makes sense with Lesnar but not with Bryan (who shouldn't be a heel for the forseeable future) or Punk (who could cut his own promos).
 
It's a shame they must have commissioned these country versions of Randy Orton's and Batista's themes months ago when they were the main event because they should make more of them and Triple H's theme is a great candidate.
 
Ryback is a less funny dude but at least he's better at making his personality come across in matches than Big E is. And they're about as bad at wrestling.
 
JBL starts shooting on people, insider jokes, mentions how a porn star was Fandangoing. He's really good when he's not scripted.
 
Daniel vs Trips is gonna be a great match. If I were to be hype about anything for the event, it's that match.

Triple H is old now and past his prime in the ring, but he still knows storytelling, and Bryan is of course the best in the company. They'll have a great match.
 
Triple H is old now and past his prime in the ring, but he still knows storytelling, and Bryan is of course the best in the company. They'll have a great match.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and think it's gonna be HHH's best match he'll ever have. It could seriously be up there.
 
The rolling Stones magazine website? That mainstream appeal.
Cena can stay on the breakfast TV shows, D-bry will be on the key demographic websites!
 
Real talk, I can't believe how hot that pop was for Cena when he unmasked. People went nuts.
 
Real talk, I can't believe how hot that pop was for Cena when he unmasked. People went nuts.

I honestly can't remember the last time Cena got a pop like that, shows that if he actually bothered to change up his shitty boring character and actually do something interesting people would cheer for him.
 
Cena is just the worst. I'm not a Bray fan either, but I hope he has an actual career after this Cena feud.

Lol at Booker saying John sounded like a Baptist preacher.
 
I honestly can't remember the last time Cena got a pop like that, shows that if he actually bothered to change up his shitty boring character and actually do something interesting people would cheer for him.

Damn right.

Also can't get over how GOOD Alex Riley is in this role as analyst. That's his calling.
 
So we all agree Cena should lose to keep this actually good feud until Summerslam, right? I mean, he even has an excuse for losing with 3 vs 1 plus mind games.
 
So we all agree Cena should lose to keep this actually good feud until Summerslam, right? I mean, he even has an excuse for losing with 3 vs 1 plus mind games.

There's not much worthwhile gained from Cena winning, so the optimist in me says Bray Wyatt will get the win. I wouldn't mind if there were several shenanigans involved.
 
So we all agree Cena should lose to keep this actually good feud until Summerslam, right? I mean, he even has an excuse for losing with 3 vs 1 plus mind games.

The only way Cena should win is if Bray kneels down in the rings, starts laughing and stops fighting.
Then Cena can attack him while he is down (after 28 minutes of being conflicted with the same facial expression) and go on to be a slightly interesting character.

So yeah, Cena wins clean by doing an AA to all three Wyatt members and laying them on top of each other.
 
Last time Taker dove over the ropes he face planted into the mat, last time Brock attempted a shooting star press he too buried his cranium in the canvas, WM moments they both were.
Time for these two to get redemption together at WM30 and deliver the high flying action that they long since left behind, spoilers: this way ends in a no contest on both accounts.

To be fair, Brock only faceplanted because he put Angle WAY too far away from the corner. And there was no way he could just climb down and reposition the body once he got on top of the ropes.

The crazy thing is he almost hit it. But he probably should have just gone for a diving splash/ headbutt instead.... or chosen the opposite ring corner :|

Just FYI, he did the SSP all the time while in OVW and specifically left it out of his aresnal when he was brought up so he could pull it out at wrestlemania.
 
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