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[Stahsky]

bang dem ducks

 

[GQman2121]

You should just be glad you didn't get a tag with a link to this thread.

it's time to cut your losses.

For. Fucking. Reals.

I knew it had to be something out there (it always is), but Jesus..........

 

[Bisnic]

...I'm not really sure how to react to such a thread.

Please GAF, choose for me.

 

[mello]

What does this even mean?

It means that he dug is own grave and couldn't get out of it. That's how I read that, it may have a double meaning, but obviously his too dumb for that right?

 

[Hugbot]

...I'm not really sure how to react to such a thread.

Please GAF, choose for me.

Begging for it, though, wasn't ya?

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

What does this even mean?

I cry and laugh at the same time for the world.
It's too depressing, that it becomes humorous.


And here we are - Almost more obese people in the free world, than normal weight, and we still have millions.


In the old testament, I have been told that it actuallly said something like "thou shall not bed your neighbours goat" or something like that. I find this insane.


I find it insane that this act is legal.. just the thought behind it.

Yeah. I cry and I laugh. Am I even awake? Just boggles my mind, that's all.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

...I'm not really sure how to react to such a thread.

Please GAF, choose for me.

Edit: Beaten like an unwilling dolphin by Hugbot.

 

[mello]

...I'm not really sure how to react to such a thread.

Please GAF, choose for me.

Edit: beaten

 

[Bisnic]

Oohh, 3 quotes. New record for me.

 

[KibblesBits]

I cry and laugh at the same time for the world.
It's too depressing, that it becomes humorous.


And here we are - Almost more obese people in the free world, than normal weight, and we still have millions.


In the old testament, I have been told that it actuallly said something like "thou shall not bed your neighbours goat" or something like that. I find this insane.


I find it insane that this act is legal.. just the thought behind it.

Yeah. I cry and I laugh. Am I even awake? Just boggles my mind, that's all.

What is going on in this thread?

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

It means that he dug is own grave and couldn't get out of it. That's how I read that, it may have a double meaning, but obviously his too dumb for that right?

What I will say, what I have learned from being on the bottom is, not to be a player hater. You can learn a lot about people, when they talk to people they don't have to be nice too. Phillip Seymour said that himself in Mission Impossible 3.
I bet you would have respected a retort more if it came from some self-help book or the teachings of a Zen Buddhist.

But I think even the most wise thing can be found in the most insignificant of places. This is why(even though I suck) that I have some reform for myself.




Also it's my 23th birthday today! Hurray

 

[Combichristoffersen]

In the old testament, I have been told that it actuallly said something like "thou shall not bed your neighbours goat" or something like that. I find this insane.


I find it insane that this act is legal.. just the thought behind it.

Wait. You find it insane that the OT says you shouldn't fuck animals. Then you find it insane that fucking animals is legal? Or do you mean that the act of denying people the right to fuck animals is insane?

Spoiler

Dude, stop posting, you're only making it worse for yourself

Also it's my 23th birthday today! Hurray

Throw a dolphin party

Happy birthday

 

[PetriP-TNT]

If return of Jesus guarantees threads of this magnitude of quality, I say BRING THE JESUS BACK

A+ thread

 

[Joel Was Right]

I think this is worse than my dinosaur thread

 

[Onemic]

Now I understand your love of MGS4

Would read again.

 

[Raelson]

Quality troll. A+ :lol

 

[DKehoe]

Why when someone makes a thread like this do they have their thread privileges taken away? We are missing out on potential gold in the future.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I think this is worse than my dinosaur thread

You wanted to have dinosaur intercourse?

 

[PetriP-TNT]

I think this is worse than my dinosaur thread

:lol :lol

Also, two Homer avatars in a row, HI-5!

 

[Neuromancer]

My pick? : Dolphin. They are sort of cute, and I always wanted to do it to someone with a blow hole. I have never had the balls to ask a woman to blow me. She eats with her mouth, and I think it would like looking down on women to ask them such a thing. I don't want to objectify them. But if I did it with a animal, with a blow hole, it would be like getting blowed, but sorta not. It would be like doing the missionary, doggystyle and blowjob, all in one.

Thank me later (warning to normal people- do not follow this link):

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Also don't ask me how I found this

 

[Goron2000]

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Wait. You find it insane that the OT says you shouldn't fuck animals. Then you find it insane that fucking animals is legal? Or do you mean that the act of denying people the right to fuck animals is insane?

Spoiler

Dude, stop posting, you're only making it worse for yourself

No I am saying, it's crazy that it's legal. Satire mate!




I think I made it worse for myself when I was born! When I came out, my mom went from "ahhh my son!!!" to "ohhhhh":I


... I get that feeling anyway! But you just have to stay positive right.

 

[DrFunk]

God almighty, I'm glad you lost your thread-starting privileges

 

[A Human Becoming]

 

[G-Fex]

.....

I guess....a mare would be okay.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Thank me later (warning to normal people- do not follow this link):

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Also don't ask me how I found this

:lol :lol :lol

HOLY S**T Now I almost not regretting making this thread.


It reminds me of mr. motorcross.

 

[mello]

What I will say, what I have learned from being on the bottom is, not to be a player hater. You can learn a lot about people, when they talk to people they don't have to be nice too. Phillip Seymour said that himself in Mission Impossible 3.
I bet you would have respected a retort more if it came from some self-help book or the teachings of a Zen Buddhist.

But I think even the most wise thing can be found in the most insignificant of places. This is why(even though I suck) that I have some reform for myself.




Also it's my 23th birthday today! Hurray

I'm beginning to think your a representative from N. Korea and you were responsible for that $75 trillion demand today. This is absurdly hilarious.

I advised you to stop, but now you can just keep it up. :lol

 

[hateradio]

... I get that feeling anyway! But you just have to stay positive right.

This thread is mildly depressing.

 

[Rentahamster]

As a bonus we'll throw in a 9 inch penis.

...with a huge cock!

NSFW comic due to naughty language and mature content: http://oglaf.com/obituator/

 

[Stitch]

wow OP i think it's time to take your medicine

 

[Staccat0]

Why the fuck is everyone being a boring turd?
The answer to your hypothetical question is... ermm...
Sheep I guess.
They are soft and wooly.
Someone points a gun at me and my family and forces me to fuck an animal I assume I will appreciate the woolly body to absorb my tears. Plus hillbillies seem to endorse them

 

[speculawyer]

This is a thread that Kevin Smith would come up with. :lol

 

[Combichristoffersen]

But you just have to stay positive right.

Sure. Unless we're talking HIV tests.

 

[I <3 Memes]

I cry and laugh at the same time for the world.
It's too depressing, that it becomes humorous.


Yeah. I cry and I laugh. Am I even awake? Just boggles my mind, that's all.

Now you know how I felt when I just stumbled upon this tread.

 

[Barrett2]

Magic everywhere in this bitch

 

[140.85]

Absolutely perfect! :lol

 

[afternoon delight]

This thread is like the Twilight Zone - the mind reels.

Which is a shame because Vigilant Walrus may be the BEST name I have ever heard. It's such a great image. Now tainted by dolphin fucking and arabic gunfighters filming it.

Edit:

Magic everywhere in this bitch

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Barrett2]

As a side note - The intercourse would have to be mutual. You would both have to give and receive, meaning that it would be cheating if you said you just wanted to court a ladybug, and rub it on you're genitals. That is not sex. That is just touching. The genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures. This is the terrorists law.

This is the terrorists law

:lol

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Why the fuck is everyone being a boring turd?
The answer to your hypothetical question is... ermm...
Sheep I guess.
They are soft and wooly.
Someone points a gun at me and my family and forces me to fuck an animal I assume I will appreciate the woolly body to absorb my tears. Plus hillbillies seem to endorse them

Thank you for playing on it.


I didn't expect this sort of hate. I feel like one of those dirty prostitutes that get paid in beatups and hospital visits.
Only I don't have a pimp to protect me:'(

 

[afternoon delight]

I didn't expect this sort of hate. I feel like one of those dirty prostitutes that get paid in beatups and hospital visits.
Only I don't have a pimp to protect me:'(

One last thing before I've got to eat dinner;

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I find it so dumb, and sad, that I just sorta got suicidal but also profoundly constipated because of the insanity of the situation.

Quote of the day :lol
Also, "This is the terrorists law." :lol :lol

 

[Joel Was Right]

:lol :lol

Also, two Homer avatars in a row, HI-5!

 

[Tornado Condor]

This is hilariously sad. C'mon man

 

[140.85]

reminds me of...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k

 

[Trent Strong]

As F-ed up as the OP is, if I somehow really was forced to have sex with an animal, after reading that 'Dolphin Fucker: the book' thread, I would definitely choose a dolphin. Although obviously not with the blow hole. If the nut case who wrote that book is to be believed, the dolphin he had sex with really wanted it, in fact, according to that guy, the dolphin initiated it.

 

[hateradio]

Thank you for playing on it.


I didn't expect this sort of hate. I feel like one of those dirty prostitutes that get paid in beatups and hospital visits.
Only I don't have a pimp to protect me:'(

Your language and metaphors are so like pizza.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Spire]

Timeline of this thread:

1. WTF OP
2. Response to WTF OP
3. Laughter and merriment
4. OP responds, turns thread into his personal Lifejournal
5. Laughter dies, people quietly slip out of thread

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

reminds me of...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k

"without peeling it":lol

funny dude.

 

[KamenSenshi]

I guess on the plus side, at least they didn't call you pathetic and tell you to go to 4 chan? Maybe? Least your thread turned out funny.