Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Sami getting No. 1
Foley entering 3 times was awesome
And a JobberSami is a goober.
That was pretty good.Ambrose...
...fuck that 8 joke made me smile I admit it.
Sami will never be the champ.Forget it.
Sami. #8 is winning.
BUT SAMOA JOE KNOWS RANDY ORTON IS IN THE RUMBLE SO HE IS NOT EVEN GONNA TRY SO THAT MEANS RANDY ORTON HAS 144 1/3 PERCENTS OF WINNING THE RUMBLEYou see, in a normal Royal Rumble match, a normal man has got a 1 in 30 chance of winning. But you see, Somoa Joe aint normal. So you figure he's got about a 15 in 30 chance at winning...
That was a joke that shouldn't have worked.
But it did.