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[TheeDanielJ]

How is there still 3 hours left in this show?

2 minute interval between entrants instead of the usual 30 sec - 1 minute

 

[Caderfix]

I want Enzo and Cass to go away.

 

[NastyBook]

5 preshow
7 show

I've been out cold. Anything good happen?

 

[Heroman]

Why is everyone thinking Sami has a real chance? Am I missing something?

I won't be mad, love Sami, just wondering.

Let marks dream friend

 

[International Iron Man]

Is...is Enzo going to fuck that chicken?

 

[babyshaq90]

Reigns gonna come in the rumble and mess up strowman

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Frank the jobless clown.

 

[krae_man]

Was that Noelle and a Clown?

 

[Rhaknar]

Why is everyone thinking Sami has a real chance? Am I missing something?

I won't be mad, love Sami, just wondering.

Nobody actually believes that

 

[cr_blah_blah]

This is my favorite part of destroying the announce table spot, that awkward shot of everybody just sitting in chairs behind nothing.

 

[orioto]

This was the best match Owens had since he's been champ, i'm happy. Also he was booked strong, and kinda like a face actually.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Why is everyone thinking Sami has a real chance? Am I missing something?

I won't be mad, love Sami, just wondering.

The Steen/Generico Forever War MUST continue.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I've been out cold. Anything good happen?

KO/Reigns was a damn fun match.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Is Owens alright or is he selling the hell out of this?

I love how everyone is so used to shit selling that they think anyone who sells until they reach the back is legit injured.

 

[Toki767]

Reigns is now in the Rumble right?

 

[Pikma]

I want Enzo and Cass to go away.

You are not alone

 

[Morfeo]

So. Sami is winning this. It's happening. It's going to be glorious.

Lol the taxi driver isnt even getting a single elimination, but dream on.

 

[pbayne]

TIME FILLER

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Why is everyone thinking Sami has a real chance? Am I missing something?

I won't be mad, love Sami, just wondering.

People are losing it. Sami's going to be insta-eliminated by Show.

 

[TraBuch]

What's Khama been up to?

 

[Heroman]

This was the best match Owens had since he's been champ, i'm happy. Also he was booked strong, and kinda like a face actually.

Booked strong? He was killed by Roman.

 

[Tom Nook]

How is there still 3 hours left in this show?

More KFC ads.

 

[mightynine]

Who had a Kharma mention in the pool?

 

[friskykillface]

So just the rumble X AJ vs Cena left lol?

 

[excelsiorlef]

2 minute interval between entrants instead of the usual 30 sec - 1 minute

That makes the Rumble 65-70 min tops

+ Last two matches

Is maybe 2 more hours, 2 hours 15 minutes tops

 

[somedevil]

Was that Noelle and a Clown?

yep

From Meltzer:

That was an amazing.

Owens and Reigns do have great chemistry together.

 

[sora87]

I think orton and aj could put on a pretty good match at mania tbh

 

[tm24]

Didnt think i would be reminded of Ted Dibiase Jr today

 

[ReiGun]

But with Samoa Joe in the Rumble HIS CHANCES GO WAY DOWN

You see, in a normal Royal Rumble match, a normal man has got a 1 in 30 chance of winning. But you see, Somoa Joe aint normal. So you figure he's got about a 15 in 30 chance at winning...

 

[JTripper]

Georgia the chicken confirmed as mystery Rumble entrant

 

[Rhaknar]

So just the rumble X AJ vs Cena left lol?

Cruiserweights

 

[Sibersk Esto]

What's Khama been up to?

Went back to TNA

 

[Plinko]

The Meltzer WM leak appears to be, sadly, all too real.

 

[TheFuzz]

People are losing it. Sami's going to be insta-eliminated by Show.

The Steen/Generico Forever War MUST continue.

Nobody actually believes that

Let marks dream friend

Thanks, friends. I've missed you.

 

[Roland_Gunner]

This was the best match Owens had since he's been champ, i'm happy. Also he was booked strong, and kinda like a face actually.

Reigns kicked out of a superman punch with BRASS KNUX and then KO only won because of Strong Man. How is that strong? Aside from the fucked up finish it was good though

 

[Nose Master]

Hey I wonder if they're changing the ropes

 

[Pikma]

Hey I wonder if they're changing the ropes

Yes they are

 

[ratcliffja]

They just showed Benoit...

 

[Tom Nook]

So just the rumble X AJ vs Cena left lol?

Cruiser weight title

 

[Heroman]

The Meltzer WM leak appears to be, sadly, all too real.

Yep.

 

[Beefy]

Cass makes Enzo look good and that is saying something.

 

[mightynine]

This segment would be better voiced by Mean Gene.

On WWF Livewire.

 

[Rhaknar]

Foley entering 3 times was awesome

 

[JTripper]

This segment would be better voiced by Mean Gene.

On WWF Livewire.

WELCOME TO SATURDAY MORNING VELOCITY

 

[Ultratech]

Ah yes...the Shark Cage being ineffective is nothing new.

 

[Podge293]

I love these lists with 30 facts about the rumble

 

[Fox318]

Foley looks so odd

 

[Brinbe]

Sami at 1

 

[spindashing]

Is this a tumblr

 

[Kurt Angle]

WELCOME TO SATURDAY MORNING VELOCITY

Coach's Sunday Night Heat was better