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[Vylash]

It's the third biggest PPV of the year, Network subscriptions are almost up, which means they've gotta put all of their creative genius into creating a great card...right?

Okay fine maybe not, but let's look at this card anyway.

Pre show: Mid Card Van vs Cesaro

Intercontinental Championship: The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler

Ziggler is a thug, plain and simple, his constant attempts to damage Miz's face and take away the man's livelihood have been nothing short of despicable, lucky there's nowhere for this coward to run this time.

Roman Reigns vs Randy Orton

Flag Match: Jack Swagger vs Rusev

This is a well booked Jack Swagger feud in 2014, complete with a completely logical gimmick match, what the hell is going on

Divas Championship: AJ Lee vs Paige

Chris Jericho vs Bray Wyatt

Jericho is back for another of his occasional jobbing runs, this dude never wins when it counts and he's leaving next month so this might be the most transparent match on the card

Lumberjack Match: Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins

The last remnants of The Shield (Reigns doesn't care). This feud has been more entertaining than it has any right to be, with Ambrose trolling the shit out of Rollins by popping out of random shit to beat the hell out of him

So of course they hag to bog it down with a dumb gimmick, but it should still be a good match.

Brie Bella vs Stephanie McMahon

The least PG feud in forever

Brie don't want it, Queen Steph's got this

WWE World Heavyweight Championship: John Cena vs Brock Lesnar

Good god this is our 15th John Cena title reigns, how are we even alive? But despite all that, Cena ain't ready for the Age Of Brock, but don't take it from me, hey Brock, what's Cena gonna drown in this sunday?

Damn right.

And remember kids, all of this can be yours for the low low price of...how much?

Thanks, Hunter

 

[Sibersk Esto]

What a fair and unbiased OT Cure

 

[BronsonLee]

IZiggler is a thug, plain and simple, his constant attempts to damage Miz's face and take away the man's livelihood have been nothing short of despicable, lucky there's nowhere for this coward to run this time.

Ziggler is a jealous asshole who has nothing better to do but go after The Moneymaker

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Bit peeved that I have to wait until October first to pay them £9.99

Last PPV i'll ever order via Sky.

Should be a good PPV if unremarkable.

Spoiler

9.99

 

[Penguin]

This is a fantastic thread!

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

If Lesnar wins I'm gonna post on the internet in excitement!!!!

 

[Data West]

Still holding my prediction that they're not going to have Brie and Stephanie have an actual match.

Maximum shenanigans will ensue

 

[friskykillface]

Lana gonna win :3

Stephanie saying she hasn't fought in 10 plus years made me feel old lol, she gonna win B^)


Wyatt god takes too many L's :/

 

[RP912]

Will subscribe to this thread for 9.99

 

[DMczaf]

Nice thread.

Chumps.

 

[TheWarrior]

If Cena was fighting anyone but Bork, the Steph match would be the main event for me, they should have saved this for when the subs are up because I'd sign up another 6 months to see that match.

Steph is the queen bee

 

[Ban Puncher]

Question - when my initial six months are up I can then cancel at any time or do I get locked in for another six months?

Because that card ain't exactly selling me on hanging around.

 

[Jarrod38]

Just making sure it cost $9.99?

 

[FallingEdge]

Ziggler channeling his inner DDP in that promo pic.

 

[Vylash]

Question - when my initial six months are up I can then cancel at any time or do I get locked in for another six months?

Because that card ain't exactly selling me on hanging around.

Make sure auto renew is off or you're getting charged again

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Stacked card. Every match has the opportunity to be good.

 

[TheWarrior]

Is the Reigns/ Orton match not brought to us by Totino's bold?

 

[UberTag]

So if all of the faces are on the left side of their matchup graphics, am I to assume that Johnny Cage Miz is the face in his feud with Ziggles?

 

[rugioh]

Ziggler's not winning on Sunday, is he?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Great thread! WrassleGAF reigns supreme!

 

[Vylash]

Is the Reigns/ Orton match not brought to us by Totino's bold?

If that was your company, would you really want people to think you were responsible for that?

 

[Ban Puncher]

Make sure auto renew is off or you're getting charged again

Holy poop when you renew it's for another six months locked in again not just "okay you did initial commitment so you can just pay $9.99 a month and cancel anytime".

My subscription is up at the end of September and I'm out until at least the Rumble.

Sorry Hunter.

 

[The Internet]

Stacked card. Every match has the opportunity to be good.

Or just tune in on Monday and see the rematches.

Actually I hardly watch RAW, is this still an issue?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Stacked card. Every match has the opportunity to be good.

eh, Rusev/Swagger and AJ/Paige both have to make up for their rather lackluster previous matches.

Randy having to carry Reigns? Barf

Steph/Brie will not be good because of wrestling. Count me in with DragonZord in doubting that they'll even be a match

 

[mreddie]

AJ/Paige might be better than Battleground.

Summerslam could be really good like the last 2 years or just meh like 2009-2011.

 

[Perspicacity]

Great thread Cure.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

eh, Rusev/Swagger and AJ/Paige both have to make up for their rather lackluster previous matches.

Randy having to carry Reigns? Barf

Steph/Brie will not be good because of wrestling. Count me in with DragonZord in doubting that they'll even be a match

Looking at it again, I'll give you Stephanie and Brie, that'll probably suck no matter what they do with it.

 

[daycru]

Big Steph is a mom, she's she not doing anything physically demanding.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I'm actually looking forward to the Cena/ Brock match. Watched all the previous matches..lol

 

[TheWarrior]

Ziggler's not winning on Sunday, is he?

No, his job is to make Miz look good/ credible and sell his shit.

He's like the midcard version of Cesaro

 

[jred2k]

Great OP. I lol'ed hard at that Cameron gif after the Ortons/Reigns pic.

 

[ebullientprism]

What date is it? Day after tomm?

 

[Perspicacity]

Big Steph is a mom, she's she not doing anything physically demanding.

i dunno what your talking about bein a mom is the toughest job in the world

 

[HerbertFish]

What date is it? Day after tomm?

Yeah this Sunday night in USA

 

[Mr.Swag]

I wish their weren't a six month commitment. The card for this PPV looks pretty good.

 

[Perspicacity]

I wish their weren't a six month commitment. The card for this PPV looks pretty good.

You're in luck friend. They just offered a no-commitment option with a pricepoint of $12.99

 

[TimeEffect]

Big Steph is a mom, she's she not doing anything physically demanding.

Mom's always do the most physically demanding things. Mom Mode > Brie Mode

 

[Siegcram]

I don't even give a shit about wrestling anymore, but I love this OP. Well done, CureVylash.

 

[The Silver]

I might take another long hiatus from wrestling again depending on how Cena/Brock goes.

I really don't care to have another season of Sina beating the supervillain of the month every PPV.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Wonder what gaf would react if

Spoiler

Orton punted Reigns on Sunday. Causing Rome some down time.

 

[Cagey]

Big Steph is a mom, she's she not doing anything physically demanding.

Wonder what gaf would react if

Spoiler

Orton punted Reigns on Sunday. Causing Rome some down time.

 

[UberTag]

I wish their weren't a six month commitment. The card for this PPV looks pretty good.

I don't know. It's hard to get excited about a Summerfest card where Blue Dot isn't in a World Heavyweight title match.
I suppose it'll be better than 2010... but that's largely due to the WWE pulling the rug out from under the Nexus instead of putting them over.

 

[Mr.Swag]

You're in luck friend. They just offered a no-commitment option with a pricepoint of $12.99

For real?
That available on PS3?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

For real?
That available on PS3?

Anywhere there is a WWE Network app.

Only $12.99 a month with no commitment. That's right, $12.99.

 

[Vylash]

Big Steph is a mom, she's she not doing anything physically demanding.

Brie ain't ready for it

 

[ebullientprism]

How come Daniel Bryan is not on the card? Didnt he win at WM?

Sorry I only watch like 3 PPVs a year.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Anywhere there is a WWE Network app.

Only $12.99 a month with no commitment. That's right, $12.99.

I'm sorry sir, did you say just twelve dollars and ninety nine cents, and a months quality wrestling programming could be available at my conveniance over any device I own?

How come Daniel Bryan is not on the card? Didnt he win at WM?

Sorry I only watch like 3 PPVs a year.

neck surgery complications, we're not sure how long he's out for.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

Excited for this card. Has a lot of potential.

Anywhere there is a WWE Network app.

Only $12.99 a month with no commitment. That's right, $12.99.

Bah Gawd, only a crazy person wouldn't jump on a value like that! Keep in mind that you aren't only getting the biggest event of the summer, but also access to the entire WWE library of PPVS, historic Raws and Smackdowns, and original programming such as Legends House, WWE Countdown, and Wrestlemania Rewind!

 

[Perspicacity]

How come Daniel Bryan is not on the card? Didnt he win at WM?

Sorry I only watch like 3 PPVs a year.

His body broke down on him, because like most garden gnomes he was only made of clay.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

How come Daniel Bryan is not on the card? Didnt he win at WM?

Sorry I only watch like 3 PPVs a year.

Injured-got stripped-the dream is dead

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