I posted this on reddit just to see if Major Nelson saw it and maybe does some magic. I doubt it, but I wanted to vent because their policy is ridiculous. I'll throw it here too and maybe I'll feel better in the morning.
My Kinect has never worked correctly, it's always been funky. Here is an example:
http://youtu.be/7LEj-k0NSoY . Motion control was also acting oddly, but I didn't have the coordination to record and demonstrate those issues. I assumed that it was just software kinks that needed to be worked out. Apparently that is not the case as the Kinect just completely died today. No lights, no fan, no power, and the Xbox One doesn't even realize it is connected.
I go through all the fixes I can find officially and through forums with people who were having issues to no avail. The thing is just dead. It's a doorstop with a lens.
I go to chat with Microsoft online. The first agent I speak with for around 40 minutes starts to get the process started for an exchange and offers me (without me asking for or hinting about) a free game for the inconvenience. 3 minutes later she says never mind, she is unable to do that for me. She then tells me about the shipping and I take time to think about it. I'm already irritated that she reneged on her game offer.
I go back later to chat with another associate and inform them about the previous interaction and go through the entire process over again and finally get to replacing it. I get through getting everything rolling, give them my address, access to my account and then the woman informs me "Oh, by the way, I'll need your credit card information in case we don't receive a product back". What? I have a defective $500 dollar product here and I'm treated like a potential thief? Ridiculous. You have my serial number, it's registered to me, I obviously have the device and I'm trying to get one component fixed. I go in circles with the agent over my concerns about this option and finally, politely, ask to get management involved.
I would like to note during this entire event I always remained cordial and polite as I've worked retail for a few years before. Sometimes I wish I acted like the animals I would interact with, but I didn't.
My problem is that I have no control over what happens to the shipment after it leaves my hands. You want my credit card on file so you can charge me if UPS loses the package or drives over it? The burden is on the customer for Microsoft's mistake?
I start to speak with the manager whose only other option is for me is to wait for a coffin, send the device in, wait for a repair/replacement, and then wait for it to come back. The Kinect, the center-piece of this console, the reason for this console's marketing, would not be accessible to me for a few weeks? Because me, the person who dropped half a grand on this device is going to, again, have the burden placed on him for getting their defective product repaired.
I spent over and hour going back and forth with the gentlemen, again as polite and cordial as possible while asserting that the options are unacceptable. He refused to offer me anything else, he refused to find any way to escalate the issue. My options were my options and that was it. I finally started to ask the gentleman if I should just return the device for a refund if there was no way for him to talk to anyone else to get this problem resolved, and at the end the only thing he can tell me is that he can respect my choice if I return it.
This entire debacle just left me with a bad experience. I was already on the fence about the XBO, but I love gaming and I went ahead and bought it. So now I either gamble with my money that the return package for their defective product won't be lost during the holiday shuffle, wait weeks for replacement/repair, or just give up.
This came out longer than I would have liked, but those are some seriously terrible options and crappy to treat people who dropped half a grand on this thing as if they're the untrustworthy ones. We took a risk, got burned, and Microsoft doesn't want to assume any of the risk for the repair.
Edit: I just want to make it clear that I understand I won't be charged unless the device gets lost, and the device PROBABLY won't get lost, but I just couldn't get over the fact that the burden is on the customer when trying to get the defective device repaired.