So I'm gonna post it now and see how it goes a month in. I won't be watching Raw or the PPVs, so you'll just have to confirm it for me as I go. As someone who hasn't regularly watched the product in over a year now outside of a spare match or two.
John Cena will win the title at Elimination Chamber
John Cena will come out on Raw and talk about his hard fought match and how his eyes are set on Wrestlemania
I WALK ALOOOONE
Batista comes out dressed like someone his daughter would date.
John says 'Hey, man. I hope you're not still sore about last time.' He'll wink at the camera and use some lame callback, 'I promise I don't have any duct tape!' or something a little bit easier to bury Batista with 'I hope you're not a basketball and hold grudges!'
Batista will smile. He'll say 'congrats champ! But don't get used to that name. Because the champ' Batista will point to himself 'Is Here'
Randy Orton will come out and claim he was robbed of his title and that neither could beat him one on one.
John will ask how his date with Michael Sam went /chuckles
Randy will storm backstage and demand a match
Triple H or Stephanie will say, you know Randy if you really want a rematch you have to prove to me you deserve it(throwing out the rematch clause that only applies sometimes or when it's convenient) Tonight you'll be facing Batista! With John Cena in his corner!
Orton gets into it with Cena during the match
Batista bomb
Not to be outdone or have someone else's music play, the Batista bomb will immediately be followed by an Attitude Adjustment
Exit Orton
Wrestlemania
John Cena and Batista will have a terrible match
It will be absolutely terrible
The crowd will shit on it because the match is terrible, and Batista isn't a Rock caliber star
John Cena will win
John Cena will force Batista to hold his arm up, fireworks will block out the boos
Wrasslegaf will be asleep
1-Arn Anderson theme playing from my phone
2.Walk in room
3. Lustfully Spine Buster her onto the couch
4.???
5. Shotgun Wedding
6. Unhappy marriage with a wife and kid I never wanted
7. Early death
Sounds good. Time to pull up YouTube and get this shit goin
??? = Point at Wrestlemania sign