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[cajunator]

Sometimes I wonder why you don't just speak English.

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I'll stop putting the Nazi in Grammar Nazi now

<3

You sir are emphatically articulate for a participant so far removed from the origin countries this forum was founded upon. Your command for the anglo-saxon language is most admirable.

 

[Matrix]

mmmmm......Doritos.

Fuck Doritos.

When did you start wanting Johnny football as the Texans #1 pick?

 

[Tamanon]

Also, I think it's funny that he assumes he would be drafted by the Jags if the Texans didn't take him.

 

[Narag]

Maybe he's certain the Titans are going to pick him up and ditch Locker!

 

[MechDX]

Fuck Doritos.

When did you start wanting Johnny football as the Texans #1 pick?

I don't. I have no clue who they will take but I just roll with all the wild speculation!

--Manzielmania!
--Clowney because McNair is a USC alumni
--Bortles because his college HC was O'Briens boss years ago
--#Pats South!
--Carr for the lulz


They haven't talked to a single player yet but it has been foretold by most of the public. I do notice though that teddy never gets mentioned by pretty much no one including the Texans themselves.

 

[Milchjon]

Did anything change in the past few months that turned JFF into a #1 pick contender? Or is it simply because the Texans pick first? Or is it simple him being an entitled dick?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Fuck Doritos.

When did you start wanting Johnny football as the Texans #1 pick?

You need a qb with dat swag!

 

[MechDX]

Did anything change in the past few months that turned JFF into a #1 pick contender? Or is it simply because the Texans pick first? Or is it simple him being an entitled dick?

Those intangibles!!!

Oh and he has big hands. The anti-Alex Smith

I am still a firm believer it will be Bridgewater in the end and will have been the plan all along. Listen to O Brien describe his "ideal QB" it fits Teddy to a T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmH7jvQN4zk

 

[Milchjon]

You sir are emphatically articulate for a participant so far removed from the origin countries this forum was founded upon. Your command for the anglo-saxon language is most admirable.

My English stopped improving years ago and my German is getting worse all the time :-(

Me no likey brain.

 

[Konka]

Did anything change in the past few months that turned JFF into a #1 pick contender? Or is it simply because the Texans pick first? Or is it simple him being an entitled dick?

 

[cajunator]

My English stopped improving years ago and my German is getting worse all the time :-(

Me no likey brain.

*hugglesqueaks

 

[Bread]

I heard someone mention BOB and I came running

Go Pats South! AFC South for life!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

My English stopped improving years ago and my German is getting worse all the time :-(

Me no likey brain.

Did you ever hear David Bowies German version of heroes? Makes me want to learn German!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Also, I think it's funny that he assumes he would be drafted by the Jags if the Texans didn't take him.

 

[cajunator]

eeeeee *glomps

 

[Nameless]

One thing I have noticed lately is disclaimers after obviously sarcastic posts. And, if that wasn't bad enough, a followup line with "this is revolting/disgraceful/disgusting/etc." We used to just be able to roll with that, and people would know you're being blatantly sarcastic/joking, but now people are scared.

The way I used to post in the politics threads, I would have been permabanned within 1 reply. I can't imagine how Astrolad is holding up!

Yeah it's unfortunate. Bionic's post wouldn't have been as funny, for example, had he qualified it with some statement about not really being racist...well no shit. It was apparent to anyone who took two trips to NFL threads at any point over the past decade that he was joking. He doesn't really approve of rape either. FMT doesn't really whore out his GFs in online prop bets. I really don't want anyone to contract HIV Etc.. etc..

Part of the the charm of this community is how it embraces the sub culture of shit talking unique to football and its fans, while still being great place for substantive football talk.

With that said I can't even hate on Gucci in the NBA thread. That was some Ben Linus level manipulation of the...variables.

Gata could easily pull the victim card as a means of destruction as well.

 

[Buckethead]

Who does he think he is? Aaron Rodgers?

Aaron Rodgers went on ESPN and told everyone he was the best QB in the draft and it wasn't close.

He's actually the Richard Sherman of QBs when he doesn't have PR handlers all over him.

 

[Narag]

Gata could easily pull the victim card as a means of destruction as well.

Gata may be a snitch but he isn't a bitch!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata may be a snitch but he isn't a bitch!

I ain't no snitch

 

[MechDX]

I heard someone mention BOB and I came running

Go Pats South! AFC South for life!

#swag #yolo #BOB

 

[cajunator]

*clings to nflgaf

 

[slightconfuse]

J FF will. Be great till he gets busted for killing a hooker

 

[Milchjon]

Did you ever hear David Bowies German version of heroes? Makes me want to learn German!

I only knew the cover by the Rammstein singer.

The original sounds kinda hilarious.

 

[Wrayfield]

I'll be referring to Milchjon as Sex Milk from now on. Thank you for your infallible translation skills, WW.

I hereby certify this translation.

 

[BlackGhost]

Also, I think it's funny that he assumes he would be drafted by the Jags if the Texans didn't take him.

Pretty sure there's some context to that, thinks it's the same interview he talked about the Browns.

 

[Bread]

gaf, i have some really terrible news. i have a cough and a sore throat.

please carry on with your days as if nothing is wrong. do it for me.

 

[Nori Chan]

I don't like it when Cajun squees

 

[cajunator]

gaf, i have some really terrible news. i have a cough and a sore throat.

please carry on with your days as if nothing is wrong. do it for me.

*nibbles on Bread

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I don't like it when Cajun squees

Don't talk shit about Cajun

 

[BlackGhost]

Nori <3

 

[Konka]

It's getting weird in here.

 

[Bread]

*nibbles on Bread

 

[The Artful Dodger]

It's getting weird in here.

Offseason and this latest rounds of purgings has thrown everyone off.

 

[JABEE]

*hugglesqueaks

What is this?

 

[yankeehater]

I ain't no snitch

So you are saying that you are a bitch?

 

[jbug617]

Can it stop snowing.

 

[MechDX]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/16/ray-farmer-knows-which-qb-he-wants-but-isnt-saying/

There’s no bigger challenge for new Browns General Manager Ray Farmer than finding a quarterback.

The perennial question for the Browns, Farmer knows answering it will go a long way toward determining his success and longevity.

And while there were reports the previous administration was leaning heavily toward Johnny Manziel, Farmer has the ability to play coy now. In a Q and A with Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Farmer was able to blow some smoke about his intentions.

“Yes, I do,” Farmer said if he knew he’d take today if he had to. “I’ve studied the quarterbacks and I’ve studied other players, and I’ve already started to formulate the rank and order of each position. I do know what I’d do if I was held down at the moment. It doesn’t mean that can’t change, but I currently have somebody in front..

Its Derek Carr backed up by Schaub

 

[cajunator]

What is this?

Its a hugglesqueak. Would you like one?

 

[chuckddd]

Can it stop snowing.

It's supposed to be 72 here today. In the middle of February...

 

[cajunator]

It's supposed to be 72 here today. In the middle of February...

Yeah its warming up to 70s down here. thank god.

 

[Milchjon]

Can it stop snowing.

But it did. Weeks ago. Fucking flowers everywhere.

 

[WanderingWind]

I'll be referring to Milchjon as Sex Milk from now on. Thank you for your infallible translation skills, WW.

I'm here to help.

 

[jbug617]

Snow yesterday and we are getting another snow storm on Tuesday.

 

[Konka]

But it did. Weeks ago. Fucking flowers everywhere.

We don't take kindly to your type around here.

 

[WanderingWind]

It is straight up spring in Deutschland right now. Rain, flowers and grass are growing....shit it weird.

 

[cajunator]

It is straight up spring in Deutschland right now. Rain, flowers and grass are growing....shit it weird.

Thats good isnt it?

 

[The Artful Dodger]

It is straight up spring in Deutschland right now. Rain, flowers and grass are growing....shit it weird.

I miss sunny weather. PA is weirding me out. I had never seen snowfall till this last november. Cali did not prepare me for this.

 

[cajunator]

I miss sunny weather. PA is weirding me out. I had never seen snowfall till this last november. Cali did not prepare me for this.

When it snows three times in Louisiana in the span of a month there is something very wrong.

 

[WanderingWind]

Thats good isnt it?

For me, yes. Everybody else out my way is bitching because we got basically one decent snowfall all year.

I miss sunny weather. PA is weirding me out. I had never seen snowfall till this last november. Cali did not prepare me for this.

lol...yeah, I miss the Cali sunshine too. I think I've seen it about 5 times since moving here from Cali in Nov

 

[cajunator]

For me, yes. Everybody else out my way is bitching because we got basically one decent snowfall all year.



lol...yeah, I miss the Cali sunshine too. I think I've seen it about 5 times since moving here from Cali in Nov

You live in Buffalo or? Oh wait. you said one snowfall. Buffalo it is NOT.
Ohhh Germany. Being sick sucks because it makes you dumber than usual.