Dont give up on America.

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coldvein

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Dont give up on my country because we're performing poorly in the olympics.

We have a lot of other things seriously locked down.

We got the best rap music. We got the best rock, too. If you exclude that beepy boop shit we pretty much own all of music.

Our fast food is undeniably good. McDonalds? Every country. Every god damned country. I been overseas, trust me, I feel the envy. Yall got triple level McDonalds funplexes. Dont act like you dont like it.

Legal Marijuana. We're working on it. Two of our states have legalized it for recreational use. What has your country done? Jack shit.

All of the sexiest people.

Our microbrews are some of the sickest drunkest snobbiest beers around. Belgium, look out. Germany, France, look out. We out here.

that's all i'm saying i guess.
 
Yoshichan

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And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
I love America. I'm moving to Detroit in the near future.
 
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Omni

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Blearth

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Meh, winter olympics are for white countires and we're becoming less and less of one every year.

Summer Olympics is where everyone competes.
 
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Kater

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"Beepy boop music"? Are you talking about Electronical music like Dubstep and Techno?

Lol @ McDonalds, awful food.

You got the best Rap artists though, so I agree on that one thing.
Macklemore :p
 
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jb1234

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Now, now guys. While the OP's post is... imaginative, let's not pile on him. I've actually met him and he's a cool dude.
 
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xbhaskarx

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coldvein said:
Dont give up on my country because we're performing poorly in the olympics.
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The US did just fine in the real Olympics. You must mean the winter games played by white people (and a few East Asians) that require expensive equipment and special facilities that well over 90% of the world's population has never even seen with their own eyes.


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Blearth said:
Meh, winter olympics are for white countires and we're becoming less and less of one every year.

Summer Olympics is where everyone competes.
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Enkidu

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The US is hardly performing poorly in the olympics, it's just performing in line with other countries and not outright dominating the way it usually does in the summer olympics.
 
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Oersted

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xbhaskarx said:
The US did just fine in the real Olympics. You must mean the winter games played by white people (and a few East Asians) that require expensive equipment and special facilities that well over 90% of the world's population has never even seen with their own eyes.




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Has America the inferior white men^^?
 
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Kinyou

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It's okay America. 15% of your population has German ancestors, so you're kind of leading the Olympics by 15%
 
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Succinct Verbosity

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America, I love you... But you're officially on my shit list for building up and then cutting NASA funding. Oh, and you cancelled Star Trek.

Bring those back and maybe I can love you again.
 
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Aiii

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coldvein said:
Dont give up on my country because we're performing poorly in the olympics.

We have a lot of other things seriously locked down.

We got the best rap music. We got the best rock, too. If you exclude that beepy boop shit we pretty much own all of music.

Our fast food is undeniably good. McDonalds? Every country. Every god damned country. I been overseas, trust me, I feel the envy. Yall got triple level McDonalds funplexes. Dont act like you dont like it.

Legal Marijuana. We're working on it. Two of our states have legalized it for recreational use. What has your country done? Jack shit.

All of the sexiest people.

Our microbrews are some of the sickest drunkest snobbiest beers around. Belgium, look out. Germany, France, look out. We out here.

that's all i'm saying i guess.
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Have you met The Netherlands?

We have been buying our weed in shops for decades. Gay Marriage for over a decade too. Our internet is superfast and doesn't have datacaps. Oh, and yeah, we actually own that beepy bop music. We have the best fastfood ever:
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We are also among the world's greatest beer brewers.

Also...
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You mad US?
 
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Blackhead

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xbhaskarx said:
The US did just fine in the real Olympics. You must mean the winter games played by white people (and a few East Asians) that require expensive equipment and special facilities that well over 90% of the world's population has never even seen with their own eyes.




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Huh? Canada is more multicultural than the USA! The USA has more white men than Canada and Scandinavia combined. USA just sucks. I blame the beer. You need good alcohol to fuel winter Olympic gold medals and the shit USA stuff doesn't help
 
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