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[ChubbyHuggs]

I hope I never make a thread on here about women...

 

[RobertM]

A girl touched me once in class, I moved 3 seats up the next day. True story.

 

[Draper]

I hope I never make a thread on here about women...

I wanted to make a thread about the muslim girl I've been dating for over a year that recently ended because we can't see a means of getting around the barrier that are her parents...but I don't think I can take the ridicule.

 

[jasonng]

A girl touched me once...



...

 

[Laughing Banana]

Reading the OP, my reaction is as thus: Hahahahahahahaha.

There are many, and I do mean many, women comfortable "breaking the touch barrier"----touching barrier, really, it's like a Final Fantasy spell---while they have absolutely no intention whatsoever other than being friendly.

Don't start fantasizing rings and marriage now every time a girl touches you, OP. That'd be a good life lesson to learn, otherwise your heart will be left to a million broken pieces so many times during your life.

 

[Maintenance]

I didn't know Fitz had a GAF account.

 

[shacklesmcgee]

Thanks for the link, its always nice to read about the science behind things.

Hmmm, I believed this until this post. Only a troll would call a PUA website "science".

 

[Protag]

What's the name of her seeing eye dog?

Lmfao

 

[Tesseract]

a pigeon shat white turd butter on my head once, what does it mean?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Anybody got that pic of the nerdy looking kid getting kissed on the cheek by a girl and he looks like he's gonna faint?

That is very valid.

 

[Gumbie]

Did you respond with "Thank you m'lady" ?

 

[DJMicLuv]

Did you feel like a virgin touched for the very first time?

 

[bfwings55]

green is noises

 

[-KRS-]

People occasionally touch each other while talking... "touch barrier" haha. The only touch barrier is the one you've made up in your head.

Weird, on my last

Spoiler

only

trip to Sweden, I had an old lady hug me and offer me a ball of breakfest cheese after my cousin introduced me.

She wanted the D right? GAF halp...

Actually, old ladies are the exception to that rule here since they're often lonely as hell and will talk to anyone in public if they get a chance, because they live alone and all their friends are dead.

So yeah, she absolutely wanted the D.

 

[hateradio]

I wanted to make a thread about the muslim girl I've been dating for over a year that recently ended because we can't see a means of getting around the barrier that are her parents...but I don't think I can take the ridicule.

Parental barrier is child's play compared to touch barrier.

 

[Exeunt]

Tread lightly, OP.

 

[udiie]

Actually, old ladies are the exception to that rule here since they're often lonely as hell and will talk to anyone in public if they get a chance, because they live alone and all their friends are dead.

So yeah, she absolutely wanted the D.

hahahahaha

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Actually, old ladies are the exception to that rule here since they're often lonely as hell and will talk to anyone in public if they get a chance, because they live alone and all their friends are dead.

So yeah, she absolutely wanted the D.

I'm taking this to heart.

 

[Kevtones]

hurrah for love

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

This is all very touching.

 

[zerokoolpsx]

This thread is gonna go places!
I'm dying here too hahahahaha. These responses are too good.

I know the opening post doesn't cover everything but I tried to explain the situation in additional posts. I'm not a recluse or loner. I just wanted to ask GuruGAF what she might be thinking.

Thinking about what? lol
Ask her out the next time you see her.

Keep us posted OP.

 

[Easy_D]

This is all very touching.

Thread carefully, you might touch a nerve

 

[moostake]

You should ask her if she wants to study class-related material at a coffee shop or something if you aren't feeling confident enough about just straight up asking her out on a date.

 

[hateradio]

I'm in a similar situation except she was grabbing at my dick at the bar and I got her number (because that's the least you should do if a girl is touching you)

 

[DoktorEvil]

I'm in a similar situation except she was grabbing at my dick at the bar and I got her number (because that's the least you should do if a girl is touching you), yet I couldn't get her to come back to my place. I have to admit that my followup over text message game is very sub par, so I doubt I'll get any despite how theoretically easy it should be after that point.

Actually, when I think about it, last night I hit several virgin gaf poster tropes including holding a drunken married woman's hand on the way to the after-party bar. She was definitely looking for extramarital affair but I'm desperately not that desperate.

Also there was this one girl who approached me earlier in the night to sing with her friend and her. She came to say goodbye before her group left but wasn't into me enough to give me her number without me prompting for it, so I let her leave because I probably would never call her. Which is totally on me, as I was mostly only being friendly towards her and easily could have tried a little harder. Now we'll never see each other again, much like you and your classmate if you never ask her out.

Then there was the final girl (a roommate of a friend of a friend) who I was making out with during a piggyback ride which, by the way, is as awkward as it sounds. I still couldn't seal the deal. Upon reflection I totally missed the whole "I want to smoke at my place" signal being sent my way, but I wanted to go home.

As an aside, a group of people mistook me for being gay so I kept introducing my buddy as my gay lover to perpetuate it for some drunken reason. This had the unintended side effect of making the first girl that I mentioned who was actually really hot and was flirting with every guy at the bar suddenly interested in a three way because she was confused by my sarcasm.

Last night was fun, hope this helps op.

FTFY

But...

 

[Bobs Big Boy]

When they pass the Canadian touching barrier, that's the sign that you're in.

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

I know GAF is pretty good at this stuff

Absolutely. Put it in her butt.

 

[BumbleB]

I don't think she is interested, but to find out just show her this thread

 

[The_White_Rose]

 

[SegaShack]

So glad I check the Off Topic section, thank you for this OP. Touch barrier?

It's just too much for me.

 

[Freaky Fred]

So glad I check the Off Topic section, thank you for this OP. Touch barrier?

It's just too much for me.

sometimes I forget there's a gaming section

 

[Ultrabum]

Ahahahahahahahahahhaa.



Hahahahahahaha.


Hahahahahaa.

Ok, this got me.

 

[Iolo]

holy shit

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I didn't know Fitz had a GAF account.

LOL Fuck!

 

[Jzero]

Pimp.jpg

Hahaha genius

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

sometimes I forget there's a gaming section

came for the gaming section, lost a little interest in gaming, but definitely stayed for off topic.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Did you feel like a virgin touched for the very first time?

Noooo..LOL! This is evil..

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Did you feel like a virgin touched for the very first time?

:lol

 

[dr3upmushroom]

1. Not sure exact age needs to be disclosed but I'm early 20s.
2. Not a tap, more so holding the forearm area for a few seconds while she looked me in the eyes and said she appreciated me helping her out.
3. I don't have bulging muscles. I have a body like Reggie.
4. No.



Fuck, dude. It's like you're some mind reader. I appreciate you keeping it real.

Well, if you're over your teens, it's time to start getting over these slight moments. I'm not criticizing you, I was in the same boat at some time (so bad that I popped a boner one time while dancing with a chick... :/). The more you wait, the more likely chicks you're into have had experiences that far surpass just simple arm rubbing.

 

[SapientWolf]

What's the name of her seeing eye dog?

Off topic, but I got hit on by a blind girl in college. That was an interesting experience. I couldn't decide if pursuing a one night stand would make me evil incarnate or not so I left.

 

[Dai101]

Did you feel like a virgin touched for the very first time?

 

[Rubixcuba]

Oh my wow, #dead.

 

[Karkador]

A girl touched me once...



...

I still think about the time we hugged closely. It was intense.

 

[BTM]

These are the best kinds of threads.

 

[TnK]

Someone point me to this thread please?

 

[Freaky Fred]

Someone point me to this thread please?

right here

 

[Gr1mLock]

As a n expert on these things

put it in her butt.

 

[Shaanyboi]

I didn't know Fitz had a GAF account.

 

[JimmyRustler]

Geezus, how far is our society when we consider a touch as sign of attraction?

 

[Pau]

I still think about the time we hugged closely. It was intense.

I think you scared him off.

Thank god.