i had to go to one of those dark ass artsy restaurant with this chick, and the fuckers were eating fried tilapia fish. i came from work and was wearing good clothes and she spilled fish sauce on my fucking favorite a&f cashmere sweater. i gaver her my creditcard to handle the bill for her friends and ran to my car in the rain looking for a cvs for a bleach stick......and this cunt texts me and says "sometimes you forget to care about people and feelings, how could you run out on us"
i wanted to type something nasty and break up over the phone but i didnt text back and now shes mad that i didnt call. she ruins my sweater and im in the wrong? she also spilled soda on my seat that sits on top of the sub in my car and after i flipped out she was like its just soda.........just soda on my dealer installed subwoofer
fuck her, gafs girlage simps wouldnt get it. but you guys gotta find me a good revenge strat before i dump her. this is the second shirt she ruined, i got it soaked in the sink right now