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[SmithnCo]

So what i'm getting is Jeff does not like this game because Toejam and Earl aren't packing heat and gunning fools down while telling them to suck their dick and are instead being kid friendly?

Probably because it's fucking cringeworthy unlike the original.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Now I want a Toejam and Earl/Run The Jewels mash-up album.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

So what i'm getting is Jeff does not like this game because Toejam and Earl aren't packing heat and gunning fools down while telling them to suck their dick and are instead being kid friendly?

More like cause this game feels like a "Be cool, stay in school, yo yo!!" spot

 

[Infinite Justice]

Rorie is on fire

 

[Zabant]

I think he doesn't like it because it fucking sucks

Well he hasn't really said anything about the gameplay which from what I can see is basically the original but re-imagined in 3D.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

UPF could always use more Xbox/GC/PS2 generation games, so I approve regardless

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

UPF could always use more Xbox/GC/PS2 generation games, so I approve regardless

Bust out some Guitar Hero.

I set up my PS2 with the guitar the other day only to be unable to find my copy of Guitar Hero.

 

[SuperTurboMan]

Well he hasn't really said anything about the gameplay which from what I can see is basically the original but re-imagined in 3D.

What is there to say about the gameplay? Game doesn't look fun at all.

 

[TharpDaddy]

As someone who knows almost nothing about hip-hop, and who has never seen the Toe Jam and Earl games... i am really confused about what i'm seeing.

 

[Brashnir]

Well he hasn't really said anything about the gameplay which from what I can see is basically the original but re-imagined in 3D.

Except it's clearly not from just looking at it.

It superficially resembles the original, but craps it up at every turn.

 

[Zabant]

More that it doesn't show an actual reverence for hip-hop music, and instead has the tone of an educational VHS tape that added some cheap hip-hop record scratches to appeal to those hip young kids.

Much better said than my half assed attempt. But yeah, it seems he hates the tone more than the actual game itself.

 

[SmithnCo]

Well he hasn't really said anything about the gameplay which from what I can see is basically the original but re-imagined in 3D.

This looks like shit compared to the original. I mean look at this spring shoes crap.

 

[Infinite Justice]

Wow this game is garbage

 

[daydream]

Seems like the kind of likeable trainwreck that doesn't really get made anymore. I would play this for.. scientific reasons.

 

[erawsd]

"...and thats why I like Def Jam ICONs" - Jeff Gerstmann

Sigh.... at least he admitted to liking something?

 

[Fattony12000]

"populations"

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

"Yay, that annoying game has left!"

EDIT: ALRIGHT, STOMPIN' AND CHOMPIN'

 

[Zaph]

Much better said than my half assed attempt. But yeah, it seems he hates the tone more than the actual game itself.

Probably because the tone is also mildly racist and most likely made by people who've met a total of 5 black people combined.

 

[Lijik]

oh man the stomping land
hope this game is good, got my eye on it

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

DOTA time.

 

[TharpDaddy]

Irish time.

 

[Lijik]

lmao danny just wandering onto set like kramer

 

[GazzaScotland]

Danny! Always a bonus.

 

[maquiladora]

Dan joins GB live on air

 

[Infinite Justice]

Sixth Ranger has arrived !!!!!!!!!

 

[Hot Coldman]

DOTA time.

Dinosaurs of the Ancients!

 

[SmithnCo]

Danny and Dinosaurs, awesome.

 

[Brashnir]

And this is yet another example of why Early Access is fucked. They're charging money for this?

 

[Zabant]

Man, this type of resource gathering game does really not show well on a stream. Especially ones that are super early in development.

 

[SteveWinwood]

And this is yet another example of why Early Access is fucked. They're charging money for this?

People shouldn't buy it if they don't feel it's worth their money. Valve aren't your parents.

 

[SmithnCo]

Is he using an axe on a boulder to get smaller rocks from it

Oh god that basket

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Can you make the box so big you can just live in it instead of having to build a house/hut.

Edit: Did that just happen?

 

[GazzaScotland]

Jeezo.

I really want one of these survival games to work, but with the flooding of the market and none of them being very far along in development makes me wonder if its doing more harm than good.

 

[Lijik]

Man, this type of resource gathering game does really not show well on a stream. Especially ones that are super early in development.

especially early on when the player is just getting the basics set up

 

[Zaph]

And this is yet another example of why Early Access is fucked. They're charging money for this?

Trust us, if you give us your money now, we'll absolutely keep development going for the next 18 months and deliver a polished experience!

 

[Brashnir]

Jeezo.

I really want one of these survival games to work, but with the flooding of the market and none of them being very far along in development makes me wonder if its doing more harm than good.

They're poisoning more than one well with shit like this.

 

[Incandenza]

I'm having fun imagining a "fuck-off gigantic dinosaur"

 

[Fotheringay]

A couple of friends and I picked up Space Engineers after seeing it on UPF, and while that game definitely seems to be headed in the right direction, there are some ROUGH parts of their survival mode experience.

 

[Zabant]

Ouch is the bitrate crapping out for anyone else? Screen is just a mess of pixels at some points.

Edit: Cool it's an ankylosaur!

 

[Brashnir]

Ouch is the bitrate crapping out for anyone else? Screen is just a mess of pixels at some points.

It's been crappy all night, the other games just didn't cause it this much distress.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

So dark.

 

[Mully]

The game's mechanics don't look that great.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Stegosaurus: Thagomizer

Ankylosaurus: Bradomizer

 

[alr1ght]

It's been crappy all night, the other games just didn't cause it this much distress.

Times are tough without super engineer Vinny.

 

[Hot Coldman]

They packed away the good cameras for E3.

 

[Brashnir]

Times are tough without super engineer Vinny.

They said they were doing some weird streaming business since most of their equipment is packed up for E3. I'm assuming that's the culprit.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

OH GOD THAT GUY HAS SCRAPING SPEAR

 

[StopMakingSense]

Ouch is the bitrate crapping out for anyone else? Screen is just a mess of pixels at some points.

Edit: Cool it's an ankylosaur!

The tricaster is packed up.

 

[SmithnCo]

Well this is riveting.

 

[GazzaScotland]

$24.99/£18.99

Whatttt?