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[BladeoftheImmortal]

Maybe for you.

And, it's pretty much always my wife who's doing the offering anyway.
I honestly can't think of a time when I've been the one to initiate.

Sounds to me you need a friend to help you and your wife out. I volunteer.

 

[Femmeworth]

Not sure if serious thread or freenudemacusers.

 

[mre]

Where's the "timedog" poll option?

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Freenudemacusers is someone's father

 

[Valnen]

I've been looking for this picture.

 

[Devolution]

mac do you play SF4 on pc?

 

[BPoole]

I'll fuck your wife for you. That's what friends are for

 

[EloquentM]

Freenudemacusers is someone's father

Somehow

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

But why Skyrim over so many other games?

 

[Kieli]

But why Skyrim over so many other games?

See those mountains? You can climb them.

~If you know what I mean~

 

[ohlawd]

docking.jpg

oh yeah, this pic

genius

 

[Love Deterrence]

But why Skyrim over so many other games?

I wondered this, myself.

 

[Femmeworth]

Where's the "timedog" poll option?

I don't see how having sex with timedog will help with the problem at hand.

 

[QualityPixel]

 

[G-Fex]

Not sure if serious thread or freenudemacusers.

you've let me down

 

[Devolution]

I don't see how having sex with timedog will help with the problem at hand.

Sex with timedog solves all problems at hand.

 

[Femmeworth]

you've let me down

It was a joke!

Sex with timedog solves all problems at hand.

Yeah but logistics. This is a time sensitive problem.

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

You mean pole right? You can't make a pole? I wouldn't be able to make one either if I kept trying to making waifus out of Skyrim's random character generator.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

i just want to play some modded skyrim and eat ice cream. maybe with some smashed up m&ms. you know, just chill. nothing complex or messy.

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

Get her best friend to tag in for you, you know which one

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Not sure if serious thread or freenudemacusers.

freenudemacusers

 

[Sir Blaming]

I am not saying it was sex but.....
sex.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Get her best friend to tag in for you, you know which one

The that's always calling and texting her? I could see how he couldn't get it up with that incessant vibrating going on.

 

[railGUN]

Love this problem.

 

[Cizeta-Moroder]

How come "show her this thread" is not an option in the poll?

 

[windz]

You should try the backdoor IMO! That's the skyrim way.

 

[overcast]

Real gamers play Dark Souls Mac. Tbh.

 

[NateDrake]

OP rather play Skyrim than fuck his wife and here I am having to promise a girl on a second date that we won't have sex because she doesn't want things to move too fast.

 

[mjontrix]

If this is somehow real then OP you have a problem - might need to see a sex counselor or something.

 

[freenudemacusers]

strange poll options.


sorry for not replying for a bit i fell asleep on the couch.

 

[Love Deterrence]

sorry for not replying for a bit i fell asleep on the couch.

 

[Twilight Gap]

sorry for not replying for a bit i fell asleep on the couch.

 

[PSYGN]

Tell her to get it elsewhere, cuz modded Skyrim.

 

[Devolution]

strange poll options.


sorry for not replying for a bit i fell asleep on the couch.

bro you got sf on pc or xbox

 

[NateDrake]

strange poll options.


sorry for not replying for a bit i fell asleep on the couch.

 

[Escape Goat]

And they say I'm allergic to pussy

 

[Love Deterrence]

And they say I'm allergic to pussy

He's right. They do say that.

 

[EloquentM]

I still don't understand how people fall for this shit.

 

[The Adder]

You are the Dragonborn. Turn on the theme and do your duty.

 

[freenudemacusers]

going by the poll results I get the feeling a lot of people are playing vanilla skyrim on a console. only explanation i can think of. will have to respond to some of the more aggressive comments later, going to sleep for a bit before grinding some levels tomorrow.

bro you got sf on pc or xbox

if by sf you mean street fighter i don't play, just watch.

 

[NateDrake]

You are the Dragonborn. Turn on the theme and do your duty.

This is OP? http://youtu.be/v83nyCuiMIE?t=25s

 

[Femmeworth]

sorry for not replying for a bit i fell asleep on the couch.

Flawless. You're a grown up version of an anime protagonist.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

What the hell - why didn't more ppl vote the first one?

I didn't read the the other ones but if i'm tired my body refuses sex lol

 

[Mariolee]

I don't get it. Is the OP showing off or something?

 

[Spring-Loaded]

I don't get it. Is the OP showing off or something?

He's a self-proclaimed joke character.

 

[Mully]

Macuser, your avatar proves that anime avatars always = bad news.

 

[freenudemacusers]

He's a self-proclaimed joke character.

that title was modified by a third party in error. i have never referred to myself as a joke character.

 

[OatmealMu]

Tell her to find a lightbulb or something. It's not hard. Look, they even come in different shapes.

 

[Devolution]

going by the poll results I get the feeling a lot of people are playing vanilla skyrim on a console. only explanation i can think of. will have to respond to some of the more aggressive comments later, going to sleep for a bit before grinding some levels tomorrow.

if by sf you mean street fighter i don't play, just watch.

damn, we could have had a competition...

 

[G-Fex]

did you try asking the local merchants in skyrim what they think?

 

[Monocle]

Tell her to find a lightbulb or something. It's not hard. Look, they even come in different shapes.

Those look like sex toys.

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