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[Booshka]

Man, that would be a dream come true.

0.15 minutes, a couple pumps and you're done.

 

[Evil_Silver]

i just want to play some modded skyrim and eat ice cream. maybe with some smashed up m&ms. you know, just chill. nothing complex or messy.

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

And your complaining? SLAY HER!

 

[terrisus]

It's SO easy when your wife OFFERS. It usually means no foreplay or messing around.

Maybe for you.

And, it's pretty much always my wife who's doing the offering anyway.
I honestly can't think of a time when I've been the one to initiate.

Smash that shit and get back to yer chinese cartoons or whatever. Take it from someone who's been in this dawg.

0.15 minutes, a couple pumps and you're done.

 

[Rikkun]

'nike' is supposed to be 'bike' i think, as we have an exercise bike downstairs by our bedroom, but i'm not 100%. the blurred part is my name ofc.

I thought you blurred "cock" or "dick" or something similar before reading.

Anyway OP.. how old are you, does it happen often and all that.

 

[hateradio]

Call in the help

That's racist.

 

[Monocle]

According to urban legend a get out of sex free card exists, perhaps you should try seeking one out. I recommend 7-11

I've seen something like that. It's called a smartwatch.

 

[FZZ]

Maybe for you.

And, it's pretty much always my wife who's doing the offering anyway.
I honestly can't think of a time when I've been the one to initiate.

Bruh you stealth edited this post like three times.

Congrats man no wonder your wife wants your master sword.

 

[terrisus]

Bruh you stealth edited this post like three times.

Congrats man no wonder your wife wants your master sword.

Yeah, I figured it was better to just include all of that in one post as opposed to triple-posting.

 

[Mdeezy]

I never turn my woman down when it comes to sex. Im always ready to service her . Put the game down and give her what shes askin for bro.

 

[Gaz_RB]

Multitask.

 

[tri_willy]

like this is a problem ffs

 

[EVOL 100%]

 

[The Lamonster]

Shit your pants OP. If it tastes nutty then bang her, unless hers tastes nutty too.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

This is probably not the worse problem to have unless you simply get it too often. I'm talking like 2 times daily, every day. At a certain age, it's awesome still, but a man needs some rest to recover to properly work it lol

 

[real_slime]

Some people seem a little more upset about one guy posting that he's got the option of having sex than commiserating with a hundred guys who post about how angsty they feel that they don't...

 

[Ayumi]

#luxuryproblems

 

[terrisus]

This is probably not the worse problem to have unless you simply get it too often. I'm talking like 2 times daily, every day. At a certain age, it's awesome still, but a man needs some rest to recover to properly work it lol

Your opinions != Everyone else's opinions

 

[AstroNut325]

Um... you can't spare 5-30 min?

I feel like i'm getting trolled.

 

[Tain]

go bone, skyrim's boring

now if it were dark souls

 

[Ambition]

Either you do it OP, or somebody else will

 

[terrisus]

Um... you can't spare 5-30 min?

I feel like i'm getting trolled.

People assuming sex takes the same amount of time for everyone?

I feel like I'm getting trolled.

 

[Northeastmonk]

It might be his last chance if she checks the browser history.

 

[Killua]

Pretend her body is a skyrim cave and explore that shit.

 

[Love Deterrence]

Is OP still here? :lol

 

[terrisus]

Is OP still here? :lol

Probably busy diving into that

Spoiler

Skyrim

and getting that sweet, sweet

Spoiler

ice cream

.

 

[FairyD]

Have sex. Do it for me.

 

[terrisus]

Have sex. Do it for me.

FairyD
The Man Who Stares at Girls

 

[Skelter]

Hmmm......Al is that you?

 

[WaffleTaco]

I could go for some sex...maybe some chicken. Unfortunately I don't live with my girlfriend. Anyways dude, if she wants the D, you better give it to her V.

 

[HideyoshiJP]

This sounds familiar.

 

[phaze]

Divorce her if she's such a bore.

 

[GRW810]

When you have to ask internet strangers whether to be intimate with the woman you married or play video games, you really need to sort your life out.

 

[jordan0386]

Doggystyle.

it'll be over before you know it.

 

[terrisus]

Divorce her if she's such a bore.

There are other things to a relationship than just sex.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

stealth brag is funny.

 

[Love Deterrence]

There are other things to a relationship than just sex.

 

[milquetoast]

You know you jerk off too much if your wife wants to have sex and you'd rather play games and binge eat.

 

[Kabouter]

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

Yeah, that's why I added and voted for option #6.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Yeah, that's why I added and voted for option #6.

glorious

 

[Valnen]

#Team Cosplay

 

[overcast]

Edit: Fuck foreplay though, that's only for after nights out

Foreplay is the shit though.

 

[Thursday War]

 

[Lord of Castamere]

#Team Cosplay

Yes. Alduin domination play.

 

[Spinluck]

Call in the help

Bruh.

 

[Valnen]

There are other things to a relationship than just sex.

I can't help but feel like if you never want it something must be wrong though.

 

[Devolution]

why can't she ride you while you sit in the chair, play games and eat ice cream?

 

[Dr Prob]

Can you please stop posting that goddamn "Oh you!" pic?

We get it. How about maybe transitioning to something else? Have fun with the idea! A different angle, a self-deprecating wink and nod.

Yeah, I know:

 

[cdyhybrid]

Play Skyrim.

For sure.

Those fucking Thalmor aren't going to slaughter themselves.

 

[Lerozz]

why can't she ride you while you sit in the chair, play games and eat ice cream?

 

[GRW810]

When you have to ask internet strangers whether to be intimate with the woman you married or play video games, you really need to sort your life out.