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[Extollere]

OP check if she's still horny. Just like, stick a pinky in then report back.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

that title was modified by a third party in error. i have never referred to myself as a joke character.

Yeah, sure.

 

[Jasup]

It's the kind of a problem that will sort itself out eventually.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yeah, sure.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121060246&postcount=43

please retract your hurtful, dismissive statement

 

[SJRB]

Skyrim cosplay, of course.

Lydia all the way!

 

[Escape Goat]

OP, when did you first realize your wife's vagina repulsed you?

 

[Spring-Loaded]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121060246&postcount=43

please retract your hurtful, dismissive statement

I don't take jokes seriously.

Don't you have some family you should be tending to?

 

[Dr Prob]

Polls are so dumb. I love them.

Voters: 315. You have already voted on this poll

 

[Brakke]

thought this was a terrisus thread tho

 

[SegaShack]

going by the poll results I get the feeling a lot of people are playing vanilla skyrim on a console. only explanation i can think of. will have to respond to some of the more aggressive comments later, going to sleep for a bit before grinding some levels tomorrow.

You should be grinding your wife instead.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

#TeamMakeAmodThatPutsMyWifeInSkyrim

 

[Love Deterrence]

#TeamMakeAmodThatPutsMyWifeInSkyrim

#TeamA

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

#TeamMakeAmodThatPutsMyWifeInSkyrim

Wild furry pussy furiously beaten by giant

 

[TUSR]

there are tons of mods to supplement put your waifu... wife into skyrim

 

[Plywood]

Wild furry pussy furiously beaten by giant

Did that come naturally to you?

 

[SmithnCo]

You should mod the ice cream into Skyrim

 

[Log4Girlz]

You should mod the ice cream into Skyrim

His wife is made of icecream right?

 

[Plywood]

His wife is made of icecream right?

The real question is which brand and flavor.

 

[hateradio]

Are polls a special privilege for troll threads?

I want a poll.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Did that come naturally to you?

there was an edit, thought the passive voice was the actual way to go.

 

[Mailenstein]

There are other things to a relationship than just sex.

Being desired by your partner is essential tho. If that's missing, that's a massive problem.

 

[FZZ]

suppressclothedwindowspirates

Also no option for waifus in the poll, what kind of joke show you running here evil'oréal?

 

[hydrophilic attack]

There's a typo in the thread title, right? You meant "waifu"?

Waifu in real laifu

 

[SporeCrawler]

answer is simple: listen to fernando martinez

 

[GingerNathan]

The good news is OP is that if you keep turning you wife down to play video games before you know it you won't have a wife and you can play in peace, problem solved. :/

 

[Ken]

#TeamMakeAmodThatPutsMyWifeInSkyrim

i need to rewatch that QL

 

[Byakuya769]

My friend, how much do you value skyrim? How much do you value her satisfaction? I have a proposition.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Poll needs another option:

"Let NTGYK sub in for OP"

Bro, I'll take one for the team. You give great advice in the fashion thread, it's the least I could do. I promise her a good time.

 

[Menome]

Macuser, your avatar proves that anime avatars always = bad news.

Hmph.

Spoiler

Sometimes it's just no news, like my Hotline Miami 2 thread

 

[Chance Hale]

Poll needs another option:

"Let NTGYK sub in for OP"

Bro, I'll take one for the team. You give great advice in the fashion thread, it's the least I could do. I promise her a good time.

She's already unsatisfied enough.

 

[Xone9]

shoot her in the knee with an arrow

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

She's already unsatisfied enough.

 

[Love Deterrence]

She's already unsatisfied enough.

 

[Coolwhip]

She should look elsewhere.

 

[Jintor]

OP check if she's still horny. Just like, stick a pinky in then report back.

lewd

 

[Sparkedglory]

She's already unsatisfied enough.

http://youtu.be/FTNjo8e1374

 

[Zombine]

Pretend your wife has Bbp mod If that helps.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Wow, this almost never happens this way round. Not on GAF at least.

 

[Trojita]

Ice Cream with smashed up M&M's get me all worked up.

 

[PhantomZone]

There should be no question raised, go have sex with her. Unless you're in some kind of Married with Children Al/Peg Bundy relationship.... i'd be going to town as often as possible.

 

[Donny Hayabusa]

Did you take an arrow to your pee

Spoiler

nis

?

A true dragonborn would be up for this quest for pussy

 

[Cronee]

This is a problem I wish I had to deal with.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

#TeamA

 

[Arkos]

Okay, fine, I'll have sex with her. Geez. What's the address already

 

[norinrad]

Lets see.

2015 from Op

My wife cheated on me with a co-worker. I don't know what to do I'm absolutely devastated. What can i do GAF?

 

[Love Deterrence]

I like how OP asks a question, gets a resounding "BANG HER", and totally ignores the aforementioned sound advice.

PresidentHellerthumbsup.gif gets me every time man!

Lets see.

2015 from Op

My wife cheated on me with a co-worker. I don't know what to do I'm absolutely devastated. What can i do GAF?

/DEAD

 

[Zombine]

When you realize this is a joke post for attention it all makes sense. This would have been much funnier in 2011.

 

[Kamina]

Finish her and keep on relaxing. Don't shirk your duties.

 

[Auto-Reply]

Lets see.

2015 from Op

My wife cheated on me with a co-worker. I don't know what to do I'm absolutely devastated. What can i do GAF?

Play Skyrim and eat icecream!

 

[hateradio]

Lets see.

2015 from Op

My wife cheated on me with a co-worker. I don't know what to do I'm absolutely devastated. What can i do GAF?

Let's be real, that's actually next week.