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[Go_Ly_Dow]

You mean he's signing?

i assume he then got in touch with godward and now he's doing everything in his divine power to land him

 

[nitewulf]

I want to say i told you so to tge rest of arse-GAF but we all knew this would happen. Fourth is gone, dead and buried, we will be lucky to hit the exalted heights of moyes united last year.

Hahaha. Well the signs were there for years. I mean the signings have been great, Sanchez fits, Chambers is awesome and Debuchy a direct replacement. But the need for a legit striker and a DM have been there for 3 years already. Arsene's needed to sign more, needed to break the bank for Cavani. Now yeah 5th place looking good at this rate. There are no legit scorers in this team, no point on creating beautiful chances when no one can finish them.

 

[Steverulez]

didn't you do that with robihno?

Must have done considering in an interview afterwards he still thought he'd signed for Chelsea, looool

 

[K1LLER7]

Take five, Killer.

I'm off to play some Mario and Luigi Dream Team bros.

 

[brokenbeans]

Building a prem team in FUT 15 will be insane.

 

[dc89]

Sure man don't sweat it

The moment Falcao and United happened is the moment Vidal sat alone in a dark room with hands on face and thought to himself "i've made a huge mistake"

Wenger has arrived...

https://vine.co/v/OBTXqIpIgpd

didn't you do that with robihno?

:loool

 

[Lana Del Rey]

One hour. Three, if you're going the other way. I know, it doesn't make any sense to me either.

4 hours according to google but it's a commercial flight

 

[Zabojnik]

The moment Falcao and United happened is the moment Vidal sat alone in a dark with hands on face and thought to himself "i've made a huge mistake"

But then he turns around and sees the trophies he's won, and hears that sweet CL music coming from the living room, where his son is playing PES, and he smiles. Darling, put your best dress on, we're going to Conte's brother's classy italian restaurant.

And all is good with the world again.

 

[K1LLER7]

Building a prem team in FUT 15 will be insane.

Best player will be Rooney. FIFA always give him ridiculous shot power and accuracy.

 

[kingellesar]

Building a prem team in FUT 15 will be insane.

Might go 3-5-2....

But agreed, it makes me happy with all these big transfers that have happened this summer.

Fabby, Di Maria, Falcao, Ballo, all going in my squad.

 

[brokenbeans]

@ConorAllen9: Waiting for Vidal to show up in a private jet snorting a line of coke off Ed Woodward's head wearing a United jersey with 'King Arturo 23'.

Made me chuckle.

 

[ATF487]

Borini to QPR seems worse for everyone involved, except for the fact that Borini gets to live in that London. Wish he went to Sunderland as well

 

[Yurt]

One hour. Three, if you're going the other way. I know, it doesn't make any sense to me either.

It's tactical and ingenious really. It takes three if you're going the other way for one reason: to give the player more time to change his mind.

*first hour*

"You sure Vidal? I mean...they ain't even in Europe man...that's weaksauce"

*after an hour*

"oh and, you're gonna play next to an AIDS carrier....what if he sneezes on you man or shakes your hand....the Brits don't even wipe their asses properly. You COULD contact AIDS from simply shaking his hand...or passing it sideways to him..FOOD FOR THOUGHT"

*after an hour*

"It rains a lot there you know.....your hair won't hold up"

VIdal: *takes off his Beats* I'm sorry, you were saying something,

Spoiler

Marotta?

 

[Zabojnik]

Yurt <3

 

[Sage00]

Van Dijk called up to the Dutch squad. Yesss our board will be pleased, that's an extra million on his asking price. Can't wait until our annual figures are released.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

But then he turns around and sees the trophies he's won, and hears that sweet CL music coming from the living room, where his son is playing PES, and he smiles. Darling, put your best dress on, we're going to Conte's brother's classy italian restaurant.

And all is good with the world again.

then the pizza comes out cold and he realizes he could've been enjoying a steaming hot fish n chips from the local chippy

 

[Bold One]

Kirsty Gallagher is on? might as well watch SSN now

 

[Mr Cola]

I think Kirsty Gallagher would be quite nice if she didnt come across as a bitch on celebrity big brother, cant forgive that.

 

[Yurt]

The moment Falcao and United happened is the moment Vidal sat alone in a dark room with hands on face and thought to himself "i've made a huge mistake"

until he watched your shameful displays in his living room with his family

a poor KING or a rich peasant

it was an easy choice

 

[Tubie]

Why did United want Falcao?

You had a big problem trying to fit Rooney and RVP in one formation, now it's even worse.

 

[Kurt Angle]

statue outside oldtrafford now

 

[Zabojnik]

Morata and Beardzagli are back in training tomorrow.

YES ALLEGRI

 

[Suen]

Wait we gave Bia to Milan in exchange for Zacardo and cash? Fucking Zacardo of all people? Why not cash only or forcing them to give Niang + cash? I'd take fucking Bendnter in any position naked before Zacardo. Jesus christ the teams I support are all fucking up in the transfer window. The only good news is that Amauri has gone to Torino.

Might as well start following Serie B this season. I need to prepare myself mentally.

Fuck Milan. Fuck Galliani. Fuck Berlusconi. Fuck Barbarian.

 

[Ingeniero]

Why did United want Falcao?

You had a big problem trying to fit Rooney and RVP in one formation, now it's even worse.

Rooney is going to Arsenal m9.

 

[Hixx]

Van Dijk called up to the Dutch squad. Yesss our board will be pleased, that's an extra million on his asking price. Can't wait until our annual figures are released.

Some Dutch paper saying SAFC and Southampton had bids of around £10m rejected this weekend.

The SAFC part is bollocks though, if we had £10m to spend it's obvious where we'd be putting it.

 

[Tubie]

Chicharito.....

I hope he flops hard and we flop hard too this season. We really need to get rid of Florentino, he pretty much lost his mind when we won La Decima.

 

[Yurt]

Morata and Beardzagli are back in training tomorrow.

YES ALLEGRI

hard to be excited about Beardzagli's cameos because we all know he's gonna die again in two weeks.

might as well be a character in Hannibal if you know what I mean

 

[Blablurn]

imagine man u wont make it into the top 4

 

[Meier]

This was too funny. First time using gifyoutube.. let's see how it worked.

Probably needed another half second, bah.

 

[El Topo]

imagine man u wont make it into the top 4

That's like Holland not making it to the World Cup.

 

[Yurt]

This was too funny. First time using gifyoutube.. let's see how it worked.

Probably needed another half second, bah.

whats so funneh about people getting injured

i hope you get banned Jon

 

[Splatt]

Why did United want Falcao?

You had a big problem trying to fit Rooney and RVP in one formation, now it's even worse.

Van Persia is going to Juventus in a trade for Vidal

 

[Wilbur]

^ i would absolutely take that

That's like Holland not making it to the World Cup.

Or like managing Bayern and not winning every single game

 

[Mr Cola]

Imagine if Falcao plays well for us then moves to City or Chelsea next year

 

[Tubie]

Van Persia is going to Juventus in a trade for Vidal

Vidal is staying at Juve for 2 more seasons then coming to Madrid.

 

[Kurt Angle]

That's like Holland not making it to the World Cup.

"watch it m8 or i'll buy your fucking team"

 

[Tc91]

Rob Dawson &#8207;@RobDawsonMEN 1m
Photographers waiting at Manchester airport reporting Radamel Falcao has just landed in a private jet (@jonnysmiffy is one of them).

Jonathan Smith &#8207;@jonnysmiffy 7m
Falcao jet has just landed at Manc airport.

He's on his way

 

[figadapaura]

Imagine if Falcao plays well for us then moves to City or Chelsea next year

Not happening. Ever.

 

[Bold One]

why are ssn talking to so many liverpool affiliates about Man United?

 

[Wilbur]

As delighted as I am with Rumbo, please LVG get in another CM or CB. Please.

 

[El Topo]

Or like managing Bayern and not winning every single game

If it's like that then United are in trouble.

 

[figadapaura]

why are ssn talking to so many liverpool affiliates about Man United?

Cunts.

 

[ShogunX]

why are ssn talking to so many liverpool affiliates about Man United?

As opposed to speaking to Phil Neville and Dwight Yorke?

 

[Yurt]

Vidal is staying at Juve for 2 more seasons then coming to Madrid.

He'll be almost 30 in two years, I don't think you'd want him at that point.

Pogba next season should be enough

 

[Clegg]

He's on his way

Zombie Wenger will do what Fergie did with Berba and kidnap him at the airport.

 

[figadapaura]

As opposed to speaking to Phil Neville and Dwight Yorke?

Gary m8.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Woodward is mates with Jorge Mendes.

That's all you need to have success in the transfer market. Good days ahead.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Stan Collymore
@StanCollymore
Arsenal HAVE NOT enquired about Negredo, to "the surprise" of City.

#MNFN Transfer Special @talkSPORT 7pm

lol he's on a wind up

 

[Mr Cola]

Not happening. Ever.

Lets get it straight, he has allegiances to whoever pays him more, he will trot out the United lines but.

Hes a merc.

 

[brokenbeans]

Imagine if Falcao plays well for us then moves to City or Chelsea next year

A loan is loan.

Tevez fucked off now look at him.