I have, he's more shit than me. Claims he lost 12-0 to the CPU on Amateur, lol
Incredible.
When/If his account is accepted I'm going to ask Wes to change the thread title. |OTx| Welcome Lloyd. It will blow his mind.
We also need a Lloyd emote, ASAP.
I have, he's more shit than me. Claims he lost 12-0 to the CPU on Amateur, lol
Me m8, or more specifically my bro bought it.
Costa finally gets his goal after 516minutes.
http://youtu.be/cWrgC9224Tc
Dean is lethal.
And Shanks you've got to give Berardi more credit, he's single-handedly carrying the absolute worst side in Serie A history by his own :lol
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Say what you want about FFXIII - it's still a fantastic looking game.
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Brb, gonna go play it on PS3.
Somebody stop me pls.
I should have saved a lot more, but the replay thing is so random sometimes.Dc, Nathan and I are unsung heroes. Incredible
I should have saved a lot more, but the replay thing is so random sometimes.
I'll try and save a lot more goals and such, next time.
I feel like a bus has hit me in the face and then reversed back over it. My right eye is starting to slightly stay open though but I can't even look at myself in the mirror cos of how fucked up my face is. At least I have an appointment on Friday at the hospital which I presume will be to plan when my operation is. Hopefully all the swelling is the primary reason my nose is bent out of shape but I'll be seeing someone about that as well to make sure it's returned to normal (it's not broken so the doctor said it can be fixed).
All of this just cos I wanted to win a header in football. Roy Hodgson would be proud.
Video flatters to decieve m8, I've missed a lot of chances and have Ramos'd a lot of shots.teach me
adopt me
that sounds like a dislocated nose to me
Say what you want about FFXIII - it's still a fantastic looking game.
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Brb, gonna go play it on PS3.
Somebody stop me pls.
TRANSFER GOSSIP
Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea, 23, is wanted by Real Madrid as the replacement for captain and Bernabeu icon Iker Casillas, 33. (Daily Mirror)
Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 25, wants to leave Arsenal in January - with the club willing to sell him to Bayern Munich for £30m. (Daily Mail)
Midfielder Juan Mata's days at Manchester United could be numbered with manager Louis van Gaal looking to use the Spaniard as part of a deal to sign Arturo Vidal, 27, from Juventus. (Daily Star)
Tottenham are watching Toulouse's prolific £5m-rated goalscorer Wissam Ben Yedder, 24, with new boss Mauricio Pochettino underwhelmed by Roberto Soldado, 29, and Emmanuel Adebayor, 30. (Daily Mirror)
Newcastle will be offered the chance to re-sign England striker Andy Carroll, 25, in January for as little as £6m after an injury-hit spell at West Ham. (Newcastle Chronicle)
Liverpool are considering a move for Benfica's 20-year-old Portuguese midfielder Fabio Sturgeon - who is eligible to play for England, where his father was born. (Daily Mirror)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger wants to keep striker Lukas Podolski, 29, amid reports that he is ready to leave. (Daily Express)
Newcastle winger Shane Ferguson, 23, wants a loan move after failing to get any games at St James' Park this season. (Shields Gazette)
OTHER GOSSIP
Goalkeeper Joe Hart was voted man of the match on an online poll for the second game running - despite barely touching the ball in England's 1-0 win in Estonia. (Daily Mail)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has apologised for his part in last weekend's touchline confrontation with Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho - but insists he was provoked. (Guardian)
Mourinho says he has rejected two offers to take charge at Paris St-Germain - and that he was first choice for the job before Carlo Ancelotti's appointment in December 2011. (Sun - subscription required)
Chelsea keeper Thibaut Courtois has defended the club's treatment of his head injury during their 2-0 win over Arsenal - insisting he was not knocked unconscious. (Daily Telegraph)
West Brom forward Saido Berahino, 21, says England's under-21 players are prepared for the possibility of racial intimidation when they play their European Championship qualifying play-off second leg in Croatia on Tuesday. (Independent)
Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, 25, will battle through the pain of a back problem to help Wales in their Euro 2016 qualifier against Cyprus on Monday. (Guardian)
Liverpool will consider selling the naming rights to their main stand at Anfield in order to pay for its £75m expansion. (Liverpool Echo)
Huddersfield boss Chris Powell says he supports the idea of bringing more black coaches and managers into English football by introducing an equivalent to NFL's Rooney Rule. (Talksport)
West Brom chairman Jeremy Peace wants rules in place to prevent young Premier League players from frittering away their million-pound pay packets . (Daily Mail)
Former Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini says the Premier League champions are still relying on the players he bought before he was sacked in 2013. (Four Four Two)
Billy McKinlay has admitted to feeling disillusioned over his treatment at Watford - where he was replaced as boss by Slavisa Jokanovic after just eight days in the role. (Sky Sports)
Newcastle goalkeeper Tim Krul, 26, is battling to be fit to face Leicester next Saturday, while his club face an anxious wait on their other internationals. (Northern Echo)
BEST OF SOCIAL MEDIA
AC Milan midfielder Michael Essien has responded to a hoax claiming that he had contracted the Ebola virus. He tweeted: "No truth in internet rumours that I have contracted Ebola. I'm very well... & will be training as usual tomorrow. #falsenews"
Former England captain Rio Ferdinand tweeted his thoughts on Sunday's 1-0 win in Estonia: "Away games for England were always tough....until you got the 1st goal, then the game opened up and everyone would relax more & tension lifts."
But England's goalscorer Wayne Rooney is "average" and "past his best" according to former Nottingham Forest striker Nigel Jemson, who tweeted: "Showed in the World Cup he's not top class and his place is under threat. Good Premiership player at times but not world class #pasthisbest"
Millwall captain Alan Dunne made the most of a trip home to Dublin by getting in some darts practice with world number one Michael van Gerwen at the World Grand Prix.
Derby captain Shaun Barker said he's not about to retire despite being out for almost two and a half years with a knee injury, tweeting: "Just to clarify, I'm not 'looking to call time' on my injury. As tough as it's been at times, I've never considered giving up!"
Liverpool defender Jose Enrique kept his Twitter followers updated on his holiday in Dubai by posting a picture of his trip to an aquarium with girlfriend Amy Jaine.
AND FINALLY
One Direction star Louis Tomlinson's unsuccessful bid to buy Doncaster Rovers hasn't dampened his enthusiasm for the club - as he showed by going out to dinner with manager Paul Dickov. (Manchester Evening News)
A plea to fund a film about the life of former West Brom, Real Madrid and England winger Laurie Cunningham has soared past its £1.4m target by £250,000. (Birmingham Mail)
If Bayern really want Ozil then I would be happy to let him go for Gotze and Schweni, if he is still alive
Them Bayonetta 2 reviews.
YES MOYES
lol
Why would anyone with a sane mind would go to Arsenal lol. That team is fucked.
If Bayern really want Ozil then I would be happy to let him go for Gotze and Schweni, if he is still alive
Apparently Sir Alex is giving an interview 7:30pm tonight on MUTV :O
Yurt is #ITK <3there's something missing when I watch Believe FC, like, ironically, they don't genuinely believe they're going to win. They're just there to laugh at Kyoufo and ask Quiche for money. And let's be honest here, we all know that Cola is just there to pass the time between his runs and UT games.
Banter FC on the other hand, there's so much swagger in their play, so much confidence. That Killer7 moment sums them up really. He dribbled the whole team, twice, before firing it home...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
He got your Rumbo header in there tho.I'm only in a few clips ;_;
All luck m8Yurt is #ITK <3
That goal where I ran through the entire team came after Fergie (FireWarrior) tried it numerous times and failed. I had to show him how it's done
Btw great video Fergie!!!
Astounding goal though, but I couldn't save a lot of replays properly. Although it seems to be working the past few days, to near perfection.I'm only in a few clips ;_;
do you guys not use the mic when you're playing with/against each other?
Of course we do.do you guys not use the mic when you're playing with/against each other?
Of course we do.
do you guys not use the mic when you're playing with/against each other?
Dc, Nathan and I are unsung heroes. Incredible
wish i had a ps4.
we could sing coldplay songs together and help arsenal win something.
It's harder when it's dean and ff because one is deaf and one is so old his voice has arthritis
That one game where you went stergod was amazing, not sure if I saved it.Don't forget about Stergod. Stergod doesn't waste chances like the others =P
If 75% of the game is a matte painting then of course it's going to look good.
Pls, takes years of honed skill.Nice video. Fergie you are Firewarrior I take it? Some of htose goals are absolutely stupid and epitomize what I don't like about Fifa.
I was on the other day with Killer, Fergus and Matthias, everyone talking
Was fine m8
It's harder when it's dean and ff because one is deaf and one is so old his voice has arthritis
Pls, takes years of honed skill.
But generally yeah, we've conceded unstoppable last minute goals to AI defence brainfarts, which seems to happen regularly.
You need to devote more time to Banter FC.
And Dean isn't the problem, as long as he isn't screaming about the ref.
FF is just to shy, so is Panty.
Kip has a sexy voice and laugh, when Lloyd was in the room and getting on deans nerve, it was pretty awesome.
It's not like it was only our disadvantage.
I'll renember one game we won 5:0 where the CPU keeper basically gifted us 3 goals.
We are always in the right m8. Always.You need to devote more time to Banter FC.
And Dean isn't the problem, as long as he isn't screaming about the ref.
FF is just to shy, so is Panty.
Kip has a sexy voice and laugh, when Lloyd was in the room and getting on deans nerve, it was pretty awesome.
It's not like it was only our disadvantage.
I'll renember one game we won 5:0 where the CPU keeper basically gifted us 3 goals.
I'd get more time if I didn't work lots of nights and dean wasn't always on it
one day
one day
Split bill thread is jokes. People feel so strongly about these things.