KORAN KORNER WITH STRO 10/17/2014
Solomon had the jinn build the temple of Jeruslem. But he knew he would die before it was complete and he was afraid that the jinn would stop working if he died. So he prayed to hide his death. He died, but was kept leaning on his staff for a year, in which the jinn were too stupid to realize this dude was dead. During this time, a worm ate through the staff and his dead body fell over. The jinn realized he was dead, but kept building at the threat of immediate hell. There is also a story where he was so into his horses that he forgot to pray one night. The next day, he killed a ton of his horses for making him forget. But then he was given power to control the wind/weather as a consolation.
To continue weird Solomon stories, one day he took over a city. He took the daughter of the king as his favorite. Because she was so sad over the death of her father, Solomon had the jinn create an image of her dad, which she and her maidens began to pray to. For allowing/encouraging this kind of idol worship, a devil was sent and he stole Solomon's super power ring. For the next 40 days, the devil took the place of Solomon and none of his followers recognized him. He just wandered around. The devil got bored of all of that and threw the ring into the ocean. A fish swallowed it. That fish was caught and the ring and kingdom were returned to Solomon again, who probably was really confused about a lot of things.
The city of Seba had a very successful trading route with Syria. These cunts dared to ask for an even bigger trading route. Allah sent a flood and ruined the city, which also ruined all the small cities along the trade route. Cunts were getting too greedy.
Allah is the Originator. THE OG.
We get the difference on fresh and salt water, encouraging people to not try to drink ocean water.
No burdened soul shall bear the burden of another burdened soul with a burden of a burdened soul that is burdened by burden.
It is possible that the loud noise that would kill people was Gabriel screaming.
Zaqqum is a tree with terribly bitter fruit that would grow in hell. There are actual trees with this name, but they don't have devil heads for fruit, nor do they boil in your stomach.
Ismael was the one Abe was going to sacrifice, not Issac, but later in that same passage it says that Abe and Issac would be blessed with seed, one who is a believer and one who would do bad.
Jonah was a slave and ran away. Then he was swallowed by a fish, but because he was a believer, he wasn't digested and was puked out onto a beach, where he was sick, but recovered.
Allah has a real issue either with or trying to understand why Arabs would call angels the "daughters of Allah". It seems to be both that it would mean he had kids, and that they chose it to be daughters instead of sons.
During the trials of Job, a devil told his wife that he'd return them to their previous wealth if she believed in him. She asked Job if she could do this. He said when he got through his trials and was strong again, he'd whip her 100 times. He prayed and Gabe showed up. Gabe told him to stomp his feet. Job did and a spring gushed up, which healed him and made his wife hot and young again. Gabe made him keep his word to whip his wife, but with palm tree leaves, which caused no pain.
Allah gave to humans the 4 Cattle: Camel, oxen, goats, sheep.
The Arabic Koran has no wickedness within it. In fact, it goes on to say that Islam is inherently and indeed specifically Arabic. For Arabs, By Arabs. The book wasn't sent down in other languages because it is an Arabic religion and translations wouldn't make sense. Sounds to me like I've been wasting my fucking time then. God damn it.
Allah is the same god that the Jews and Christians follow. "We have ours (book), you have yours (book). We have no arguments between us." But the next chapter, which comes right after Mohammed was chased out of Mecca, states, "And when ye meet those who misbelieve, then strike off their heads until ye have massacred them and bind them fast to the bonds". The book is generally arranged by length, not dates. The earliest messages were really short. As Islam was being spread, Mo's messages got longer and longer and more meandering and angry. The beginning messages really had nothing about fearing Allah or killing nonbelievers. Then he gets kicked out of Mecca and suddenly everyone must die. It seemed to be pretty peaceful until then, and then Mo went bonkers (or was told to be, I guess) and decided to start killing anyone who challenged him or didn't follow him.
Good news for all of you, I only have 100 pages left, which means I only have 1 or 2 posts of this stuff left.