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Takayama no-sold being hit in the face a million times. He's TMF for sure
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October Wrasslin' |OT| Running around in our underwear making ugly faces
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BronsonLee
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Find me someone who no sells a shot to the nuts, friend. They don't exist.
HE'S A HUMAN TORNAAAAAADO
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Nice to see some Rudy Ray Moore love in here. You ain't all bad, Bronson.
Perspicacity
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Dean Malenko the type of dude who cries during sex
I'm going to help WWE with their tag team problem. Instead of making yet another comedy tag team/stable with Big E, Xavier, and Kofi. Take Big E away from them, sign Sekimoto and make Jurassic World Powers. It's timely, and you get an advertising deal.
And all they do is throw dudes and lariat dudes. No goofball Big E's twitter. No WWE.com appearances on Cole & JBL because they're just there to wrassle and hurt people. And this is their theme
And they're managed by the ghost of Classy Freddie Blassie
And all they do is throw dudes and lariat dudes. No goofball Big E's twitter. No WWE.com appearances on Cole & JBL because they're just there to wrassle and hurt people. And this is their theme
And they're managed by the ghost of Classy Freddie Blassie
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Autumn Wind
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Kayfabe Commentaries did a Timeline for the year 1981 with Rick Martel. When asked what the biggest difference between Vince Sr. and Vince Jr. was? Rick said Sr. played it safe and Jr. took risks.
I watched some old Nitros a few weeks ago and realized I had forgotten how massive Scott was before his Big Poppa Pump days.
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Did you watch the whole thing? I never did, but I like Martel a LOT and would love to hear it unless it's a stinker.
with opening montage of them throwing dudes over the top rope
Carnby
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Who... That dude that got spilt punched in the nuts by Johnny Cage, and kicked off a cliff in under 5 minutes?
Now speaking of real TMF's...
This is the part where you agree with me.
That wasn't the real Goro. That was a bunch of ducks in a Goro suit.
Uno Venova
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Listening the Austin's commentary over his WM17 match is great, talking about missed, spots, psychology and working the camera are all great insight into this match. He needs to do more of these.
Perspicacity
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Only thing that's odd is they tried a heel turn in his home state.
StevieWhite
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Takayama may be the manliest person on the planet. Somehow, even when he got his ass kicked in shoot fights, he got manlier. Kaz Fujita choked him until he was blue, and somehow, Takayama looked more awesome because of it. Frye pummeled his face in, and we all respected him more. God among men.
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That's how you put someone over. Both opponents look strong afterwards. John Cena could learn a lesson from Takayama!
Liquidsnake
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Arn was really good
I mean really good
I mean really good
¡HarlequinPanic!
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Austin's latest media reappearances with his podcast and the shows and stuff is great and he's hilarious but fuck I can't look past the Debra incident. :\
Would be nice if he were to become a regular advocate for a domestic violence support group or something.
Would be nice if he were to become a regular advocate for a domestic violence support group or something.
BronsonLee
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Season 1 Ollie was a TMF
Season 2 Slade was TMF personified, even if he was a damn simp
So's I was watching a SST/Headshrinkers squash when this happened
FUUUUUUUUCK
That reminds me of Headshrinkers/Steiner at WM9 where Scott was supposed to take a double stun gun, and instead just flew ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR
...that was when I became a fan of pro wrestling
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finally watching last nights NXT. I really enjoy Baron Corbin's entrance, the spotlight path and blinding light is really good. Smart picks.
Austin commentary was great.
Can't wait to see cena do that in the future.
"I really wanted to sell this turnbuckle hit so I tried to knock myself out and break my arm. Nobody else in the industry wants to sell like me and it really shows here. The crowd popped so loud that the arena had to be evacuated because the sound reverberations almost collapsed the arena."
Can't wait to see cena do that in the future.
"I really wanted to sell this turnbuckle hit so I tried to knock myself out and break my arm. Nobody else in the industry wants to sell like me and it really shows here. The crowd popped so loud that the arena had to be evacuated because the sound reverberations almost collapsed the arena."
Mr. Luchador
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In stitches at how run down and broken that figure looks too.
Perspicacity
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That's not a figure
sf2fanatic
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Taker and Hall must of been a a awesome tag team back in the day
British Monsoon
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lovely ladies
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Cena is the Champ.
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Naito the Witch
Is that on iPPV too? Kinda tempted.
avengers23
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That action figure is the Picture of Kurt Angle.
Naito the Witch
Scrolled past that quickly and thought that Daniel Bryan hurt himself again.
A non-indie looking indie poster. Not that ROH really counts as an indie now.
avengers23
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He had a belt that spun.
KORAN KORNER WITH STRO 10/17/2014
Solomon had the jinn build the temple of Jeruslem. But he knew he would die before it was complete and he was afraid that the jinn would stop working if he died. So he prayed to hide his death. He died, but was kept leaning on his staff for a year, in which the jinn were too stupid to realize this dude was dead. During this time, a worm ate through the staff and his dead body fell over. The jinn realized he was dead, but kept building at the threat of immediate hell. There is also a story where he was so into his horses that he forgot to pray one night. The next day, he killed a ton of his horses for making him forget. But then he was given power to control the wind/weather as a consolation.
To continue weird Solomon stories, one day he took over a city. He took the daughter of the king as his favorite. Because she was so sad over the death of her father, Solomon had the jinn create an image of her dad, which she and her maidens began to pray to. For allowing/encouraging this kind of idol worship, a devil was sent and he stole Solomon's super power ring. For the next 40 days, the devil took the place of Solomon and none of his followers recognized him. He just wandered around. The devil got bored of all of that and threw the ring into the ocean. A fish swallowed it. That fish was caught and the ring and kingdom were returned to Solomon again, who probably was really confused about a lot of things.
The city of Seba had a very successful trading route with Syria. These cunts dared to ask for an even bigger trading route. Allah sent a flood and ruined the city, which also ruined all the small cities along the trade route. Cunts were getting too greedy.
Allah is the Originator. THE OG.
We get the difference on fresh and salt water, encouraging people to not try to drink ocean water.
No burdened soul shall bear the burden of another burdened soul with a burden of a burdened soul that is burdened by burden.
It is possible that the loud noise that would kill people was Gabriel screaming.
Zaqqum is a tree with terribly bitter fruit that would grow in hell. There are actual trees with this name, but they don't have devil heads for fruit, nor do they boil in your stomach.
Ismael was the one Abe was going to sacrifice, not Issac, but later in that same passage it says that Abe and Issac would be blessed with seed, one who is a believer and one who would do bad.
Jonah was a slave and ran away. Then he was swallowed by a fish, but because he was a believer, he wasn't digested and was puked out onto a beach, where he was sick, but recovered.
Allah has a real issue either with or trying to understand why Arabs would call angels the "daughters of Allah". It seems to be both that it would mean he had kids, and that they chose it to be daughters instead of sons.
During the trials of Job, a devil told his wife that he'd return them to their previous wealth if she believed in him. She asked Job if she could do this. He said when he got through his trials and was strong again, he'd whip her 100 times. He prayed and Gabe showed up. Gabe told him to stomp his feet. Job did and a spring gushed up, which healed him and made his wife hot and young again. Gabe made him keep his word to whip his wife, but with palm tree leaves, which caused no pain.
Allah gave to humans the 4 Cattle: Camel, oxen, goats, sheep.
The Arabic Koran has no wickedness within it. In fact, it goes on to say that Islam is inherently and indeed specifically Arabic. For Arabs, By Arabs. The book wasn't sent down in other languages because it is an Arabic religion and translations wouldn't make sense. Sounds to me like I've been wasting my fucking time then. God damn it.
Allah is the same god that the Jews and Christians follow. "We have ours (book), you have yours (book). We have no arguments between us." But the next chapter, which comes right after Mohammed was chased out of Mecca, states, "And when ye meet those who misbelieve, then strike off their heads until ye have massacred them and bind them fast to the bonds". The book is generally arranged by length, not dates. The earliest messages were really short. As Islam was being spread, Mo's messages got longer and longer and more meandering and angry. The beginning messages really had nothing about fearing Allah or killing nonbelievers. Then he gets kicked out of Mecca and suddenly everyone must die. It seemed to be pretty peaceful until then, and then Mo went bonkers (or was told to be, I guess) and decided to start killing anyone who challenged him or didn't follow him.
Good news for all of you, I only have 100 pages left, which means I only have 1 or 2 posts of this stuff left.
Solomon had the jinn build the temple of Jeruslem. But he knew he would die before it was complete and he was afraid that the jinn would stop working if he died. So he prayed to hide his death. He died, but was kept leaning on his staff for a year, in which the jinn were too stupid to realize this dude was dead. During this time, a worm ate through the staff and his dead body fell over. The jinn realized he was dead, but kept building at the threat of immediate hell. There is also a story where he was so into his horses that he forgot to pray one night. The next day, he killed a ton of his horses for making him forget. But then he was given power to control the wind/weather as a consolation.
To continue weird Solomon stories, one day he took over a city. He took the daughter of the king as his favorite. Because she was so sad over the death of her father, Solomon had the jinn create an image of her dad, which she and her maidens began to pray to. For allowing/encouraging this kind of idol worship, a devil was sent and he stole Solomon's super power ring. For the next 40 days, the devil took the place of Solomon and none of his followers recognized him. He just wandered around. The devil got bored of all of that and threw the ring into the ocean. A fish swallowed it. That fish was caught and the ring and kingdom were returned to Solomon again, who probably was really confused about a lot of things.
The city of Seba had a very successful trading route with Syria. These cunts dared to ask for an even bigger trading route. Allah sent a flood and ruined the city, which also ruined all the small cities along the trade route. Cunts were getting too greedy.
Allah is the Originator. THE OG.
We get the difference on fresh and salt water, encouraging people to not try to drink ocean water.
No burdened soul shall bear the burden of another burdened soul with a burden of a burdened soul that is burdened by burden.
It is possible that the loud noise that would kill people was Gabriel screaming.
Zaqqum is a tree with terribly bitter fruit that would grow in hell. There are actual trees with this name, but they don't have devil heads for fruit, nor do they boil in your stomach.
Ismael was the one Abe was going to sacrifice, not Issac, but later in that same passage it says that Abe and Issac would be blessed with seed, one who is a believer and one who would do bad.
Jonah was a slave and ran away. Then he was swallowed by a fish, but because he was a believer, he wasn't digested and was puked out onto a beach, where he was sick, but recovered.
Allah has a real issue either with or trying to understand why Arabs would call angels the "daughters of Allah". It seems to be both that it would mean he had kids, and that they chose it to be daughters instead of sons.
During the trials of Job, a devil told his wife that he'd return them to their previous wealth if she believed in him. She asked Job if she could do this. He said when he got through his trials and was strong again, he'd whip her 100 times. He prayed and Gabe showed up. Gabe told him to stomp his feet. Job did and a spring gushed up, which healed him and made his wife hot and young again. Gabe made him keep his word to whip his wife, but with palm tree leaves, which caused no pain.
Allah gave to humans the 4 Cattle: Camel, oxen, goats, sheep.
The Arabic Koran has no wickedness within it. In fact, it goes on to say that Islam is inherently and indeed specifically Arabic. For Arabs, By Arabs. The book wasn't sent down in other languages because it is an Arabic religion and translations wouldn't make sense. Sounds to me like I've been wasting my fucking time then. God damn it.
Allah is the same god that the Jews and Christians follow. "We have ours (book), you have yours (book). We have no arguments between us." But the next chapter, which comes right after Mohammed was chased out of Mecca, states, "And when ye meet those who misbelieve, then strike off their heads until ye have massacred them and bind them fast to the bonds". The book is generally arranged by length, not dates. The earliest messages were really short. As Islam was being spread, Mo's messages got longer and longer and more meandering and angry. The beginning messages really had nothing about fearing Allah or killing nonbelievers. Then he gets kicked out of Mecca and suddenly everyone must die. It seemed to be pretty peaceful until then, and then Mo went bonkers (or was told to be, I guess) and decided to start killing anyone who challenged him or didn't follow him.
Good news for all of you, I only have 100 pages left, which means I only have 1 or 2 posts of this stuff left.
¡HarlequinPanic!
Member
didn't take long for a tsundere in a kimono to show up.